Varsity Blood Page #5

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Oh no. The woods must be

blocking our reception.

Whoopsie.

Great. What am I

going to do now?

No. Don't look at me.

I called this an hour ago.

What do you want to do, babe?

We just got here,

and I'm not leaving.

Um, if you really

need to go, Hannah?

Maybe bubba and robin can stay here

and drink and ride back with the rest,

And I can take you now if bubba

doesn't mind me borrowing his truck?

Yeah. Just, uh,

leave it in the parking lot

And put the keys in the tire.

Um, thanks, Jeff.

It... it's fine.

I'll... I'll stay.

I mean, my mom's

already really mad at me,

And she needs to learn

that I'm almost an adult.

That's my girl.

Sorry, dude.

So let's go check

out this hell house.

Don't call it that.

Spook house.

Still not funny.

Help me out, man.

Oh hey, babe, you coming?

I'll be there in a minute.

All right.

(EERIE MUSIC)

Hey brad, hey brother.

You girls are going to

make me so rich some day.

Sheriff?

This has nothing to do

with Hannah, does it?

No, Nancy. Sorry.

I, um, actually came to

have a word with you, rick.

It's about your son, Ben.

Yeah. What about him?

Ben? Who the hell is Ben?

His rehab has been trying

to reach you all day.

It would appear

that your son, uh,

Left yesterday evening.

The shrink say he might've,

uh, returned here on foot.

I guess it's safe to assume

That he hasn't tried

to contact you?

Rick, you never told

me you had another son.

He's sick, Nancy,

and I don't like to talk about it.

He lives in a care facility.

Do you have any clue where

you son might've gone?

I got a couple of my deputies

out looking for him now.

Why? What did he do?

His shrink is just concerned

That he might be

harmful to others.

Now, I've never known

your son to be dangerous.

Perhaps you can enlighten me.

You just tell your bloodhounds

to keep their damn paws off him.

He'll listen to me. I just got to

find him before he does anything.

You wouldn't mean anything having

to do with my Linda now, would you?

Now, look here, sheriff.

I know you covered

For their asses because

Linda is your kid and all,

But Ben don't see it your way.

That don't mean he's

dangerous now neither.

Your son was just as

responsible as the rest of 'em,

And for the record,

my daughter, Heather Zann,

Robin Donaldson,

they're good girls.

They didn't mean

for it to happen.

I get that, sheriff,

But you got to let me make

sense of that to my boy.

That's fine, but I intend to keep

my family and my jurisdiction safe.

Good, 'cause you're

wasting my time.

Where are you going?

To call mark and tell

him to be on the lookout.

You get your jacket.

We're going to find him.

Sorry about this, Nancy.

Just keep him from

doing anything stupid.

Thank you.

What's the problem?

What's going on?

We should not be doing this.

Doing what? We're teenagers.

This is what teenagers do.

And what about heather?

Why me and not her?

I mean, she's way

prettier than I am,

And you know she's

in love with you.

I don't know. Heather's great.

She's the type of girl you

take home to your mother,

Not just the park 'n puss.

(LAUGHS) You piece of sh*t!

And what? I am?

You're a bigger slut than I am.

(LAUGHS) No.

We ain't sluts.

We just rock stars.

(LAUGHS)

This sh*t is the tits.

(LAUGHS)

No.

(MUSIC)

you and me

we make sense

I guess

I just don't know why

you complete

my dark side, my wild dreams

I can't conceive of a way

to break us down

everybody wants

you under control

they strip away the sins

that make up your soul

they try and bring you down

clean you up and drown

No. These are the tits.

You and me we're terrified

how the signs of our lives

coincide

climb aboard my life

we'll fly away

- Hannah, have a beer.

- No thanks.

BLAINE:
Yeah, baby.

Come on. Have a beer.

You guys know I don't drink.

But Hannah, it's

Halloween. You have to.

JEFF:
If she doesn't want one,

she doesn't want one. Okay?

Shut up.

Who the f*** invited you, water boy?

Hey, is there somewhere

I can go to change?

Yeah. Come on upstairs.

I'll show you.

Not so fast, bro.

Come on Hannah. I'll take you.

MIKE:
Sucks for you.

TINA:
Hey, babe. Why don't

you get the lighter fluid,

And you and bubba go

light the campfire?

Babe, there's supposed to be

a chance for rain tonight.

Babe, it's a 60% chance of rain,

But there's 100% chance

my little cheergina

Is going to be all closed up if

you just don't do it already.

Oh, come on, bubba.

HANNAH:
Oh, it's dark.

Can we get some light in here?

TINA:
Yeah.

I brought two kerosene lamps in that bag.

So, what brings you here?

Here to see someone special?

You really want to know?

None of your business.

Heather, check that other bag.

I got you a little

Halloween surprise.

Tina, you know I don't

like knives.

Not that. Check the other.

So I can make a jack-O-Lantern.

Tina, thanks.

So easy. I kneuw you'd love it.

Fine. Try and hide

your business,

But it's written all

over your face.

You love somebody.

Maybe if somebody had a

relationship of their own,

She wouldn't be so brown nosing

everybody's sh*t all the damn time.

I'm sorry,

was that a racial slur?

Take it as you like, dear.

Okay, girl. I've had

just about enough.

Hey, let's go explore the house.

I thought you hated the house.

I changed my mind.

Girl, you best be glad

I just washed my uniform.

Bye.

Dude, it's f***ing go time.

Don't you mean blow time?

Yeah. All right.

That was so sweet of Jeff to

offer to drive me home earlier.

ROBIN:
I know.

Jeff's a sweet guy.

Yeah, but I always

thought he didn't like me.

He always acts so

weird around me.

Hannah, my sweet, sweet friend,

So close yet so very far away.

Jeff has all but professed

his undying love for you,

And you think he

doesn't like you?

What? No way.

Yes way.

But, I mean, he would've

told me, right?

I mean, Blaine says I

love you all the time.

It's easy to say I love you

when what you actually love

Is so very orifice specific.

Ew, robin, gross.

It's true, but Jeff

isn't like that.

He's deeper than that,

And it's not easy trying to wear

Those kind of emotions

on your sleeve.

But he doesn't even talk to me.

Like how heather

doesn't talk to peter?

Oh, wow. You're right.

How can I be so...

oblivious?

Yeah.

We're teenagers. It happens.

Okay, captain obvious,

are you ready?

Yeah.

Let's go roast some

mallows, shall we?

(MOANING)

Oh, heather.

My god, Vickie.

Oh sh*t!

Okay, okay, okay.

So, who has a good ghost story.

LINDA:
Oh, I got one.

Once upon a time,

two brainless b*obs

Screwed what little

brains they had

Right out of each other,

And then their love child was

unleashed into the universe.

(LAUGHING)

ROBIN:
Oh my god.

- Mike's condom breaking!

- Oh god.

That's as scary as it

gets on Halloween.

Brophy, shakes on the defense.

Shut up, you know I hate

it when you talk that sh*t.

Now focus on my rocking

body with every move.

So hard sometimes with

this rocking physique, babe.

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