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l'll marry her.

Will you go for an arranged marriage

instead of love marriage?

There's something fishy in it.

He's always in pubs and parties,

how can he be without a girl friend?

Something is not right.

Going to pubs don't mean

l must have girl friends.

Don't l want a girl friend?

l haven't met a girl who could

make me skip a beat.

So l've decided to marry

the girl of your choice.

To which bygone era do you belong?

fell in love, eloped to marry.

Born in fast generation,

will you go for an arranged marriage?

ls arranged marriage taboo

for the fast generation?

Why? You want to curse us

all your life.

Vasu, you remember, last year

l bought a shirt for his birthday,

he threw it on my face,

when he didn't like my surprize gift,

will he like my selected lifetime gift?

You're right, you don't know

about latest fashion,

don't know about latest trends,

shirts or cell phones can be

exchanged or left unused,

but life partner isn't like that,

must be very careful while selecting,

l fear of selection going

wrong in tension,

so l'm leaving that

responsibility on you both.

By any chance are we responsible

for refusing love marriage?

What's your opinion about

our married life?

l think l was in eight class,

one night you threw a chapatti on

mother's face for not in round shape,

mummy wasn't any less,

she hit you back with a spatula.

lt lead to big trouble.

You showed me lraq war in home.

That night sister Sindhu

and l never slept.

We entered hall next morning

fearing terrible but...

The scene was completely different.

Both were happily talking to each other

as if nothing had happened last night.

Still l can't understand how you

both compromised that night.

Apart from those little arguments,

l haven't seen any couple more

understanding than you.

l too want to be like you.

What happened to you then?

We expected you will

bring a princess,

but you've left the responsibility

of finding a bride on us.

You played some trick

and trapped mom.

You got lucky, crow.

Anyway l'm not as talented

as you are, Gopi.

lf Vasu had brothers like me then,

you would've got the stick.

Why not now? You come to beat me

for eloping with your mother.

l did what l ought to then,

that's why you're here now.

Who are you guys?

Why are you standing there only?

My boss won't step out until

inauspicious time elapses.

lnauspicious time has elapsed!

Who are you?

Hey granny!

When are you kicking the bucket?- What?

l mean when will you die,

what's the doctor's opinion?

l'll die in near future, l want to see

my grandson's marriage before it,

have you made a request like that?

You've guessed it right, boss.

lt's all experience.

l can judge by reading the faces.

lt's my responsibility to ensure marriage

and your death happen at right time.

What the hell are you saying?

l'll break your teeth.

lf you want take a month or two

or even a year's time,

but don't use abusive language.

Who is this idiot?

- Marriage fixer Dilip Raja.

Who is the groom?

This young chap?

Over age no problem, l'll manage.

- No, this old man's son.

By any chance is the groom like him?

My commission will go up.

No, my son is very handsome.

- So, he's after you,

since you say he's handsome,

let's find a world beauty for him.

Your experience?

- Over 10000 marriages,

want to complete a lakh in 5 years and

enter Guinness Book Of Records.

Please give me that.

l think you're more interested

in this than records.

By the way, are you married?

When l was about to marry...

- My boss is true professional.

On getting better commission,

he got her married to another man.

Give them more details.

l got it.

Madam's breakfast is worst.

You want your son to marry and eat

good food cooked by daughter-in-law, right?

We want a daughter-in-law,

not a cook.

l tested your psychology

about marriage attitudes.

Please little upma.

Quick marriage?

- You don't know what it is?

Meeting on internet,

get engaged using webcam,

marry in a flight,

l mean marrying in sky!

Press, TV publicity free.

Marriage in sky?

You don't like it,

then go for marriage in water.

Bay of Bengal? Pacific ocean?

Musi river?

What are you saying?

Marriage in water?

l think you don't like that too,

how about marriage in cemetery?

Not just marrying in the witness

of fire but dead souls too.

You've an advantage too.

You don't have to fear

about wife or future.

We'll tell the place of marriage,

just show us the girls.

lf you're so clear about it,

l'll show you good proposals.

Those girls?

That's why, l never show the

photos to groom's parents.

Show it to the groom only.

Will you set a marriage in one hour?

How much time to disconnect?

He asked about disconnection

before connection.

That will take less than half an hour.

My brother is separation specialist.

He gives 25% discount to my clients.

l liked your five basic

elements concept.

Air, water, fire, earth,

what's your choice?

You decide it.

- Why should l decide?

You decide in which element

you'll become a part of it.

Why should l become part of it?

So, no one to shed a tear also.

So, l can kill you immediately.

Mother...just a minute.

Both of you please come here.

No problem if you're late to office,

please come here.

Tell me...

First you relax.

What's this mom?

ls this the way to find a bride?

When l could browse internet

and find a job,

can't l chat and find a bride for myself?

This is not right.

Go personally and find a bride for me.

Birth or death isn't in our hands,

marriage is the only occasion

we choose ourselves,

we mustn't miss the happiness and

festivities accompanying it.

What we couldn't give to our parents 30

years ago, he has given us an opportunity,

we must keep his trust.

l've seen love failures taking to drinks,

why are you drinking after marriage?

Not only him, l too want to drink.

When you both had same tastes

before marriage, l was surprized,

is it this one?

What happened?

- We don't have any problem. lt's you!

Do you know what he's doing?

He has almost stopped drinking, right?

Shut up!

Sandy is going for an

arranged marriage!

Bloody!

lt's my marriage.

Why are you guys shocked?

We had great expectations on

your love marriage,

that you will elope with

CM or PM's daughter,

bomb blasts and hot chases,

l had great plans for your marriage.

So many girls are swooning over you,

why are you going for

an arranged marriage?

You'll not know what you're

missing is the thrill of love.

Love is not a thrill but

a great feeling.

Don't shut me up.

ln my opinion when two people like

each other at the same time, it's love.

ls it any accident when two

vehicles hit at the same time?

First you like someone,

it will turn into love later.

Yuck! l can't fall in love

for the sake of love.

l must get that feeling.

When l see a beautiful girl,

l feel just a wow!

l don't get the feel, love!

You know the advantages

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