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Psychomom?

Yep.

What the f***.

Kitty, Kitty.

Jesus christ, what a monster.

Hey boys,

see you in the club later.

Oh well

Not a bad view, huh?

Not bad.

Nietzsche once said,

all good ideas come when you take a walk

I don't think he was a smoker.

My good ideas come

when i'm taking a shower.

I am not thinking of sick ideas.

Sometimes i want to take a sh*t,

particularly when it's nice warm water.

You know when you

really want to relax.

In prison i wanted to smoke all the time.

Even when i had plenty of cigarettes.

Really?

I was hungry for a f*** all the time

I was hard all the time.

Particularly in the shower.

Remember the Crack,

he looked wierdly at me.

I knocked in his teeth.

Everything that makes you stronger is good.

The Opposite is bad.

What?

Nietzsche!

The definition of Good and Bad.

- Oh!

What did he say about money?

Nothing.

He is a philosopher.

Was

What's happening in the evening?

Do i get any money?

I need to pay my bills.

Inflation damn it

Bread cost as much

as a packet of weed already.

Don't worry.

Our money problems are over in the evening.

300 Euro

2 for me, 1 for you.

Howcome 2 for you?

For this job you need a sensitive artist hand,

not a fist that is used to kick in teeth through the ass.

Let's go there

- Where? To the cinema?

But we have no money

to the casino

Whats your lucky number?

Whats wrong with you?

I told you 20

I put on 30

Hey sweety

- Hey

Sorry i'm late

i went shopping

No problem

Did you get something cool?

No, we were just looking around

Everything is so expensive

But i did find one dress for today evening

We are going out with the girls,

we have free entrance

Out?

- Yeah

Girls night out

But i'm working in the evening

Don't worry about it

we are just chatting and having fun.

yeah but

Ok, anyway i have a surprise for you

Surprise for me?

Show me then

Close your eyes

- Ok

No peeking.

- I won't

You can open your eyes.

What is this?

Origami

Origami?

- Yes

I did this for you

You did it yourself?

For me

ofcoors, it's not really....

Darling

You are so lovely.

I have never had any regrets

about any of my decisions

Not even my shitty marriage

Some might say,

that after you had beaten your wife

it could be interpreted as that you DO regret it!

Listen, the b*tch deserved it

same goes for that a**hole

who she cheated me with.

Men want two things

Excitement and play

there for they want women

because women are the most exciting toys

Nietzsche

What is she doing now?

She's disabled.

last i heard she went to Finland

disabled people get better benefits there

Women were mysterious

even for Nietzsche

F*** of with your Nietzsche

Look, this is a man.

Give me your hand

and this is a woman

and this is how you f***

Hello lovebirds

Damn

But you were....... locked up

there you go,

sometimes the laws are useful

The old man put his army of lawyers

to work or something?

Yeah he had his reasons.

right, thats right

thats how it should work

Exactly

What plans does the old man have for you?

Just a few things.

but in the long run

I will take my son,

and head for the palmtrees.

I have had enough.

Hang on,

does Larissa allow you to take the son with you?

It's not a multiple choice question exactly.

Choose this or that.

Hey

Carmen Electra

FHM:

2007 edition

2007 4th edition

Length 1.64

Weight 51kg

measures 90-64-82

page numbers 16-17

prefers men who are positive

and favourite color is

favourite color is.... Ferrari red

thats the girl who just walked by

Beautiful girl

Where is Risto?

He is f***ing in the toilet

You know

Sergei called

Sergei?

You still talk to him?

He said he was sorry

and that he misses me

and that he is in Cyprus currently

Eva do you still remember

what he did to you?

I remember very well

I'm thinking about white sand on the beach.

What happens to my brother then?

You take your brother with you.

We have money

Ketas will kill us whens he finds out.

We won't tell him anything

We do as we planned

We just go out and we are gone by tomorrow.

together with your brother

Maybe we get it from him?

i don't know,

last time we got sh*t from him.

I felt wierd for two weeks

Forget about that idiot.

Whats happening here?

Stop this immediately

God damn thugs

Leave the flower alone

Damn fool

What?

What's your problem grandpa?

God damn thugs

these are the kind of people

that i have to live with

maybe you wanna look around huh,

this is my area.

Do you think i'm scared of you?

I know your type

Drug addicts and drunk people

This is not your problem,

i will deal with this.

Stepmom

- Don't call me that, call me mommy

That sounds a bit strange

In the beginning it always sounds strange

But some things you just get used to

Technically i'm your mom

but what do you need this time?

Money

- Oh, money

Mommy will help you.

How much do you need?

50,000

Thats not a small sum.

Candy money

You have a sweet tooth

I buy all my candies in advance

But then you have to be a

good boy for mommy

Your father is not caring about me at all.

He is so angry.

We would be much better together.

Only you and me.

Seriously

We would be better off,

if he was not around anymore at all.

What are you talking about?

Let's talk about it later

Right now

there is another thing you can do for me

What's that?

Do you have a cigarette?

Do you have a cigarette? a**hole

How did it go with the psycho-mom?

I don't wanna talk about it

Come on, what happend?

I told you,

not talking about it.

Where is Risto?

I don't know,

probably f***ing in the toilet already

Already?

Wow, look at this guys

I also had something similar once

Toycar

Yellow color

My dog ate it

We had a huge dog,

he ate everything

Hang on,

this is all part of the tactic

What tactic?

Getting girls tactic

Go there

Put your hand against the car

like it's yours

Don't give it a massage

Stand still, don't move

Smile as well

Good, all good, let's go

Lot of girls here

Blondes for you, bruenettes for me.

Which ones do you prefer?

I'm fine i have a girl already.

Let's see what you say after a few shots.

3 tequilas please

6 tequilas

Let's not over do it,

take it easy.

Yeah, don't worry.

- Let one of us be more sensible

More for us then

Hey don't scare away any girls

with your virginity

Nowadays a virgin is

as extinct as a Penguin with fangs.

Penguins have never had any fangs.

- Thats my point

Do you have a cigarette?

Do you have a cigarette, a**hole?

Do you have a cigarette?

I have no cigarettes

I don't smoke

Smoking is bad for your health

Passive smoking can be even more dangerous

What do you mean?

Depends on the situation

What situation am i in then?

You know very well why we are here

A**hole

Why are you here then?

You stole bosses money,

moron

What?

What?

Like my colleague just said

You took something that doesn't belong to you

I haven't taken anything

I haven't taken anything

Yeah sure there was some accounting errors,

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