VeggieTales: Madame Blueberry

Season #1 Episode #10

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Bob:
Okay, Larry, it's time for the theme song.

Larry:
Uh, yeah, Bob. What do I do?

Bob:
Hmm... Let's see. I know. You play the guitar.

Larry:
Bob, I don't have any hands.

Bob:
Oh, you're right. Well, okay, you play this.

Larry:
I don't want to play that! I'll look silly!

Bob:
Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

Larry:
Nope, not going to do it.

Bob:
It's for the kids.

Larry:
Oh. Okay. But they better not laugh.

Bob:
All right! Better get on out there. If you like to talk to tomatoes, If a squash can make you smile, If you like to waltz with potatoes, Up and down the produce aisle... Have we got a show for you!

All:
VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales. VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales.

Bob:
Broccoli, celery, gotta be...

All:
VeggieTales!

Junior:
Lima beans, collard greens, peachy keen...

All:
VeggieTales!

Larry:
Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour...

All:
VeggieTales! There's never ever been a show like VeggieTales! There's never ever been a show like VeggieTales! It's time for VeggieTales!

(Vegetables laughing)

Bob:
Hi kids, I'm Bob the Tomato! And welcome to... Uh, I'm Bob the Tomato! And welcome to... Larry, what are you doing? Come over here.

Larry:
I'll be right there.

Bob:
Wow! What is this thing?

Larry:
It's my new suzy-action jeep. I've been wanting it just forever and now it's finally mine.

Bob:
Wow! You must be pretty happy to get a cool toy like that.

Larry:
Oh, yeah. Well, almost.

Bob:
Almost?

Larry:
Well, there's just one more thing I need to be really happy.

Bob:
What's that?

Larry:
The camper.

Bob:
The what?

Larry:
The suzy-action camper. You just hook it up to the trailer hitch on my action jeep and I'll be ready for a weekend of wilderness fun.

Bob:
Oh. So once you get the camper, then you'll be happy?

Larry:
I don't know. There's also the dirt bike.

Bob:
The dirt bike?

Larry:
And the jet ski.

Bob:
Uh...

Larry:
And the action hang glider.

Bob:
Larry, how much stuff do you need to be happy?

Larry:
I don't know. How much stuff is there?

Bob:
Heh heh. Maybe this would be a good topic for today's show.

Jean Claude:
Hold that thought, Tomato.

Bob:
Huh? Hey! It's the french peas. Hi, Jean Claude. Hello, Phillipe.

Jean Claude:
Hello.

Phillipe:
Hello, monsieur bob. I think we can help.

Bob:
Oh, really?

Jean Claude:
Oui! Tell me, Tomato. Where do french peas come from?

Bob:
Uh... France?

Jean Claude:
That's right. And in france, we have a story that I think we'll answer your question. It's called "Madame Blueberry."

Larry:
"Madame Blueberry!" I think I've seen that one. Doesn't it have Jerry Lewis in it?

Jean Claude:
No. Be quiet and watch the film.

Larry:
Sorry.

(The story of "Madame Blueberry" begins. The camera pans across a meadow, before panning across a forest of trees, while a butterfly flies over the trees, before the camera pans on a treehouse in the middle of the forest)

Jean Claude:
(voice over) Now Madame Blueberry was a sad little berry. She lived by herself in a house in a tree. Her butlers would show up each morning at nine. They'd open the door to hear Madame whine.

Madame:
I'm so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo. I'm so blue I don't know what to do.

Bob and Larry:
She's so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo. She's so blue, she don't know what to do.

Jean Claude:
(voice over) Her butlers whose names were Bob and Larry, would help her with chores in her house in a tree. Bob would wash dishes for Larry to dry. Madame would stack them and then start to cry.

Madame:
I'm so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo.

Bob and Larry:
She's so blue she don't know what to do.

Madame:
These dishes are faded, their edges are chipped.

This rose is on backward and this one is flipped.

These spoons are too tiny, these forks are no good.

These knives have gone dull and don't slice like they should.

My neighbors have nice things, I've seen them myself. In fact, I keep pictures up here on my shelf. Look at this new flatware of Monsieur Lagoon's and Monsieur Desplanes has twelve Franklin Mint spoons. And Phillip Van Pea went and bought a new sink. Why, he even has a disposal, I think. And look at this crock pot of Madame Lacrosse's and ceramic jars where she keeps all her sauces.

Nice sauces.

I'm so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo.

Bob and Larry:
She's so blue she don't know what to do.

Madame:
Just look at this sofa of Edward and Tammy's and lovely armoire where they keep all their jammies. I really can't stand it, I think I might die. Now where was that hanky I'm going to cry.

Too late! Bahaahaa!

I'm so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo. I'm so blue I don't know what to do.

Bob and Larry:
She's so blue.

Madame:
I'm so blue.

Bob, Larry and Madame: She's so blue hoo hoo hoo.

She's so blue she don't know what to do.

Madame:
Boo hoo hoo hoo.

Jean Claude:
(voice over) This was the course of a typical morning. The things that Madame Blueberry had did not make her happy, so she would gaze at the mantel of pictures, and cry for the things she wanted. She was a very blueberry. Her butlers would try to help her, but this did no good.

Bob:
Now, now, Madame Blueberry. You have a lot to be thankful for, good friends, a place to live. Plenty of food and you've got us.

Madame:
Bahaahaa!

Jean Claude:
(voice over) Like I said, her butlers tried to cheer the poor berry up, but their efforts were fruitless. But anyway, if this sad berry is getting you down, don't give up hope because this is the day that Madame Blueberry learns a very important lesson.

Madame:
(blows) I need tea. Larry, be a dear and bring me some tea.

Larry:
Just a minute! Hey! What's going on out there?

Madame:
Please, stop looking out the window and bring me my tea. Larry! Larry?

Bob:
What do you suppose that is?

Madame:
I don't know.

Larry:
What does it mean?

Madame:
Would you get that, dear?

Larry:
It's big.

Bob:
Madame, there's someone here to see you.

Salesman #1:
Allow us to introduce ourselves. We're neighbors.

Salesman #2:
We moved in down the street.

Salesman #1:
Some say we're the most delightful bunch of fellows.

Salesman #3:
You'll ever want to meet.

Salesman #1:
And if you have a moment to spare. Kind lady with beauty so... rare. We'd like to take a minute or two, on a topic of interest to you.

Three Salesmen:
We represent the Stuff Mart.

Salesman #2:
An enormous land of goodies.

Salesman #1:
Would you mind if we stepped in please?

Madame:
Well, I.

Three Salesmen:
And as associates of the Stuff Mart.

Salesman #1:
It looks like you could use some stuff.

Madame:
Oh, yes, yes! Why I was just saying that.

Salesman #1:
I pray that you don't take this wrong, my dear, but my initial observation is as follows. The criminal responsible for this decor really should be hanging from the gallows.

(Salesman #2 and Salesman #3 laughing)

Madame:
Bahaahaa!

Three Salesmen:
We represent the Stuff Mart.

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