VeggieTales: Madame Blueberry Page #2

Season #1 Episode #10

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Salesman #2:
A magic land of retail.

Salesman #3:
Would you care to see what's on sale?

Three Salesmen:
Then as a customer of the Stuff Mart.

Salesman #1:
Get ready for some real nice stuff.

Salesman #2 and Salesman #3: Check it out! Check it out!

Salesman #1:
If you want a big hat.

Salesman #2 and Salesman #3: We got that.

Salesman #1:
If you need a tube of glue.

Salesman #2 and Salesman #3: We got that, too.

Salesman #1:
A 20 gallon wok?

Salesman #2 and Salesman #3: They're in stock. And if you need refrigerators to keep fresh mashed potatoes or a giant air compressor to blow fruit flies off your dresser or a dehydrated strudel or a nose ring for your poodle or a five pound can of a tuna and some flippers to go scuba. Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-bee-doo-ba! Here we go, Scuba. Come on.

Salesman #1:
If you need a rubber hose.

Salesman #2 and Salesman #3: We got those.

Salesman #1:
A rhododendren tree.

Salesman #2 and Salesman #3: We got three.

Salesman #1:
A wrap around deck.

Salesman #2 and Salesman #3: Got to check. But if you need a window scraper and a gross of toilet paper or a ratchet set of pliers and surround sound amplifiers, and a solar turkey chopper or a padded gopher bopper, and Flannel shirts for looking grungy and some rope for going bungee. Bungee! Bungee! Bungee-wun-gee-fun-gee. Here we go, Bungee. Come on.

Salesman #1:
What we've mentioned are only just some.

Salesman #2:
Of the wonderful things yet to come.

Salesman #1:
These pictures you keep are so... nice.

Salesman #3:
But you really should take our advice.

Salesman #1:
Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart.

Three Salesmen:
All you need is lots...more...stuff.

Madame:
So... If I buy more things, that will make me happy?

Bob:
I don't think that's true.

Salesman #1:
Yes, it is.

Bob:
No, it's not.

Salesman #1:
Yes, it is.

Bob:
No, it's not.

Salesman #1:
Yes, it is!

Salesman #2 and Salesman #3: You really really ought to.

Madame:
How could I afford not to?

Salesman #1:
Now, you've got it.

Bob:
Oh, great.

Salesman #1:
Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart.

Three Salesmen:
All you need is lots...more...stuff!

(Love Song:
His Cheeseburger)

Larry:
Ouch.

Jean Claude:
(voice over) So, there they were on the way to the Stuff Mart, when something caught Madame Blueberry's eye. It was a little girl, sitting to her birthday dinner with her family, but they did not have very much money. Instead of a nice treehouse, they had to live on the ground. And all they could afford for her birthday dinner with oatmeal and one small piece of apple pie. Surely they must be very sad to have so little. Madame Blueberry thought. But then, the little girl did something that surprised her very much.

Annie:
I thank God for this day, for the sun in the sky, for my mom and my dad, for my piece of apple pie! For our home on the ground, for His love that’s all around. That’s why I say thanks everyday. Because a thankful heart is a happy heart, I’m glad for what I have. That’s an easy way to start. For the love that He shares, 'cause he listens to my prayers. That’s why I say thanks everyday.

Jean Claude:
(voice over) Madame Blueberry was confused. The little girl had so little and yet she was happy. Madame needed to think about this for a while.

Salesman #1:
Ah, Madame. Your kingdom awaits.

Jean Claude:
(voice over) Ah, maybe later. Right now, it was time to shop. Well, needless to say the Stuff Mart was everything the salesmen had made it out to be. Why, the spectacle was making her woozy.

Madame:
I am feeling woozy.

Jean Claude:
(voice over) And rightfully so.

Salesman #1:
Well, Madame. Shall we shop?

Jean Claude:
(voice over) This was the most glorious moment that Madame Blueberry had ever known. There was nothing she saw she could not have. Right away she found flatware just like Monsieur Lagoon's and then a sparkling new set of Franklin Mint spoons. Then she spotted a crock pot like Madame Lacrosse's then some ceramic jars to hold all her sauces. Not to mention a sofa like Edward and Tammy's and an entire collection of terry cloth jammies. It was not long before Madame Blueberry had collected everything she had pictures of. She had already filled up a dozen shopping carts but she didn't stop there she kept going.

Salesman #1:
Madame, why don't we have these things delivered to your house while you keep shopping? It'll save time. Ten percent off delivery.

Madame:
Oh, all right. That sounds good.

Bob:
I don't know if that's such a good idea.

Madame:
Oh, look, air compressors.

Jean Claude:
(voice over) Then she grabbed a window scraper and a gross of toilet paper, then a ratchet set and pliers and surround sound amplifiers. Pretty soon, the shopping carts Madame filled stretched around the aisles, out the door and all the way to her house.

Bob:
Well, that about does it for me. What do you say we head home?

Madame:
Oh, there are whole aisles we haven't even seen yet. No! I'm not leaving until I have everything I need to be happy.

Junior:
Dad, look. It's the train set I saw on TV. The Casey Junior Deluxe with working lights and real live stock smell. Oh, that's what I really want. Can I get one, Dad? Huh, please?

Dad:
Oh, wow! That sure is a nice one, but it's an awful lot of money.

Junior:
Yeah, but...

Dad:
I don't think we can afford there right now, Junior.

Junior:
But...

Dad:
Is there anything else you'd like? How about a ball? We could get a ball today. What do you think about that?

Junior:
Okay, a ball would be nice. We could play with it in the park later, right?

Dad:
Sure, Junior.

Junior:
Thank you dad for our day, for our trip to the mall, for the time just with me, for my big red bouncy ball! For the fun that we had, I’m so happy you’re my dad. That’s why I say thanks everyday.

Dad:
Because a thankful heart is a happy heart.

Junior:
I’m glad for what I have. That’s an easy way to start!

Dad:
For a God who really cares.

Junior:
And He listens to our prayers, that’s why I say thanks everyday.

Junior and Dad:
That’s why we say thanks everyday.

Jean Claude:
(voice over) Well. Now Madame was even more confused. How could this little boy be so happy after not getting what he really wanted. And why didn't she feel happy even though she was getting everything she wanted.

Salesman #1:
Uh, Madame. I think you're going to enjoy our next aisle. Toaster ovens.

Jean Claude:
(voice over) It was at this moment that Madame Blueberry had a revolutionary thought.

Madame:
I don't need a toaster oven.

Salesman #1:
Well, of course you don't need a toaster oven. I mean, really, who needs any of this stuff? But I think we both know that you want a toaster oven.

Madame:
No, I don't. But at last, I think I know what I do want.

Salesman #1:
Uh... What?

Madame:
I want what that little boy with the ball has and what the little girl with the piece of pie has.

Salesman #1:
What's that?

Madame:
A happy heart.

Salesman #1:
A what?

Madame:
A happy heart. They both have happy hearts. What aisle are the happy hearts in?

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