VeggieTales: Rack, Shack, & Benny Page #2

Benny:
Yeah, thanks.

Mr. Nezzer:
Everybody else is lying down, but you all three are standing up.

Mr. Lunt:
Actually boss. I think that tomato is sitting.

Rack:
I'm standing.

Mr. Lunt:
Sitting.

Rack:
Look, this is sitting and this is standing. I'm standing.

Mr. Lunt:
Okay, he's standing.

Mr. Nezzer:
What are your names, boys.

Rack:
I'm Shadrach.

Shack:
I'm Meshach.

Benny:
I'm a bumblebee. A bennyboo. I'm Benny.

Mr. Nezzer:
We can use boys who know how to stand up here at Nezzer chocolate. How would you like to be Junior's Executive.

Benny:
What does it mean?

Mr. Lunt:
It means you have to wear a tie.

Rack:
Sure, that'll be great!

Mr. Nezzer:
Alrighty. Mr. Lunt, get them their ties.

Mr. Lunt:
Right away, boss!

Mr. Nezzer:
Boys, I want to see you in my office first thing in the morning.

Rack, Shack & Benny: Yes, sir!

George:
Well, what do you know. Rack, Shack & Benny did what they thought was right, but you know nobody else was doing it and he paid off. This time anyway. but boy when they're in first surprise, so they got to Mr. Nezzer's office for the next day

Mr. Nezzer:
Boys, have I got a surprise for you. The only day I was thinking about the Nezzer chocolate bunny, thinking about how wonderful the bunny is, how beautiful the bunny is, and I thought to myself I thought. Oh, if only all my workers love the bunny as much as I do. I ask myself, why don't they love it as much. Do you know why.

Rack:
(gasp!)

Mr. Nezzer:
Because it's small, it's a little bunny. What they need is a bunny they can look up to, and I mean way up to. This is just model: the real bunny is 90 feel tall. My workers finished it this morning.

Shack:
Wow, that's a big bunny, sir.

Mr. Nezzer:
Hm-mm. Since you're about Junior's Executives I want you to see it first. But this afternoon, everybody needs a new bunny, and it's gonna be a beautiful thing when everybody bows down and sings, The Bunny Song.

Benny:
Um, I think I'm familiar with that particular tune. Could you just hum a few bars.

Mr. Nezzer:
You know, always hoping you'd ask. The bunny song's are all my employess will show just how much they love the bunny. How another is more important than the bunny. How they do anything for the bunny. And, it goes something like this. The bunny, the bunny. Whoa, I love the bunny. I don't love my soup or my bread just the bunny. The bunny, the bunny, yeah I ate the bunny. I gave everything that I had for the bunny. I don't want no heath food when it's time to feed. A big bag o' bunnies is all that I need. I don't want no buddies to come out and play. I'll sit on my sofa and eat bunnies all day. I don't want no beans, and I won't eat tofu. This stuff's all the sissies the bunnies are cool.

3 Asparagus Singers: I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey, I just a plate on the fork on the bunny. I don't want to tell you the joke that is funny, I just want a plate on the fork on the bunny. I don't a tissue when my nose is runny, I just want a plate on the fork on the bunny. I don't want to play on a day that is sunny, I just want a play on the fork on the bunny.

Mr. Nezzer:
The bunny. The bunny. Whoa I love the bunny. I don't love my soup or my bread just the bunny. The bunny, the bunny. Yeah, I ate the bunny. I gave everything that I ha-a-a-d, for the bunny. Well, what do you think?

Rack:
Um, what would happen. Say, if someone didn't quite agree with everything in that song, so they didn't, um... didn't sing it. What would happen?

Mr. Nezzer:
What's that over there?

Shack:
That's a furnace.

Mr. Nezzer:
What's it for?

Benny:
Well, that's where the bad bunnies go.

Mr. Nezzer:
Let's just say in my mind. If you don't bow down and sing the song, you're a bad bunny.

Rack:
You don't mean.

Mr. Nezzer:
But I'm sure that won't happen. It's almost time for the ceremony. I'll see you out there.

George:
Now this was a pickle. That bunny song was chock full of stuff they knew was wrong. And if they don't sing it, Mr. Nezzer says he's gonna throw them in the furnace. Whew, what would you do if you were them? Better hold that thought, the ceremony's startin'.

Mr. Nezzer:
Thank you for attending today's festivities. It is with great pleasure that I present to you the object of our affection, your new best friend, the bunny! Now it is time to bow and sing the bunny song.

Mr. Lunt:
Hey, boss. Those three guys! Don't look like they're bowing.

Mr. Nezzer:
Hmm, are those are new Junior Executives?

Mr. Lunt:
I think so. Maybe they're stuck.

Mr. Nezzer:
Let's find out.

(rumbling)

Mr. Nezzer:
I said "It's time to sing the bunny song".

Laura:
Come on, guys! Sing the song! Everybody's doing it.

Mr. Nezzer:
Sing the song!

Mr. Lunt:
They ain't singing, boss.

Mr. Nezzer:
SING!!!

Shack:
Think of me everyday...

Mr. Nezzer:
Is that the bunny song?

Mr. Lunt:
No, I don't think so.

Laura:
Are you crazy?! That's the wrong song!

Shack:
....from far away.

Rack, Shack & Benny: Know that wherever you are it is never too far. If you think of me, I'll be with you.

Mr. Nezzer:
Oh, that was beautiful. I'm gonna be singing that song myself. As I throw you into the furnace! Guards, seize them! Take them to the furnace!

Laura:
I've got to help them. But how?

George:
Rack, Shack & Benny will be right back after this short break.

(SIlly Song:
Dance of the Cucumber)

Announcer:
And now it's time for silly songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinian ballad. And Bob the Tomato will translate.

(Larry sings in Spanish)

Bob:
Watch the cucumber. see how he moves. like a lion. chasing a mouse. Watch the cucumber. oh how smooth his motion. like butter. on a bald monkey. Watch the cucumber. all the vegetables. evny their friend. Wishing to dance as he. dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber. Dance, dance, yeah. Look at the tomato. Isn't it sad, he can't dance. Poor tomato. He wishes he could sing. Free and smooth. But he can't. Okay, stop the music. What do you mean I can't dance, I can dance. But what about Uncle Louie's polka party. Didn't you see dancing Uncle Louie's polka party.

Larry:
No comprendo.

Bob:
No comprendo. I'll show you, no comprendo.

Junior:
Mom! Dad! Step over here. Get a picture of me next to the cucumber our best Argentinian garb.

Mr. Asparagus:
Okay, Junior. But we better hurry, I think the drawrves have your mother confused with someone else. Say, "Peas".

Larry & Junior: Peas!

(Larry sings in Spanish)

Bob:
Listen to the cucumber. Hear his strong voice. Like a lion. About to eat. Listen to the cucumber. How sweet his voice. The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies. Listen to the cucumber. All the vegetables. Envy their friend. Wishing to sing as he. Singing cucumber, singing cucumber, singing cucumber. Sing, sing, yeah. Listen to the tomato. Isn't it sad? He can't sing. Poor tomato. He wishes he could sing. Strong and sweet like a cucumber. Can't even whistle...All right, senor, come over here and let me sing YOU a song.

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