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- 2011
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- Patent pending! - And...
...I don't have any talent at all.
The truth is... I can't perform with you guys.
I feel like a phony just being here.
Walter, just because you haven't found your talent yet,
doesn't mean you don't have one.
If you look inside yourself,
I'm sure you'll find something
that you're really good at.
OK, Kermit. I'll try.
Take my picture!
Welcome. How many in your party? Two?
Uh... No, just the one.
All right, party of one, follow me.
A party just for moi
It's a solo Mardi Gras
Excuse me, miss, are you expecting anyone else?
Oh... no.
No, it's just me. Party of one.
Order up!
- OK, cue 17 is Fozzie's intro.
- Hey, Scooter? What's left?
Oh, uh, it's you, chief!
- Hm? - Your duet. With Piggy.
- Miss Piggy? - Hm?
We're all out front practicing our acts
and seems that everybody expects
you and I to do a duet, so...
Oh, that's so lovely, but I'm afraid I can't.
No, no, you see, I'm already doing
a duet with my new dance partner.
Hola.
OK, come on, rehearsing, let's
- Excuse us. - 'Scuse us.
Let's try that lift again, shall we?
The lift again. OK, on my count this time, OK?
In three, two... Wait for me!
Good grief.
Kermit! There you are. I've been
looking for you everywhere!
So nice to see you, Veronica.
Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity?
Yeah, well, I've wanted to talk to you
about that, you see, because...
Well, actually, I'm kind of a celebrity.
You?
No. Kermit, listen.
I will not air the show unless you
find a real celebrity host.
I will rerun Benson if I have to.
Yeah, you see, the thing is, Veronica,
that's kind of impossible because
the show's in 12 hours!
Twelve hours!
I might as well just go and ask Tex Richman
to give us the studio back!
And the Muppets are like a big
family. Well... And for us,
that theater is... is like our home.
Which is why, in conclusion...
...we humbly ask that you give us back our studio.
It would certainly mean a lot to us.
Hmmm.
Well, Mr. The Frog, let me see.
Correct!
The answer is no.
Well, you could've just said that.
- Contract. - Contract.
Contract.
- Nicely done, sir. - You see, Muppets,
according to this contract,
it's not just this studio you lose the rights to tonight,
- it's the Muppet name itself. - What?
And all characters under the Muppet name.
Wait a second. What possible use
could you have for our names?
Told ya I'd be back.
Well, now I am...
...back.
And I see you've met Mr. Richman,
our new business partner.
The Moopets are a hard, cynical
act for a hard, cynical world.
Hey, Fozzie! I want you to meet a friend of mine.
- Wocka wocka. - You're relics, Muppets!
The world has moved on, and no one cares about
your goody-goody, hippy-dippy, Julie
Andrews and Dom DeLuise hostin',
singin'-and-dancin' act anymore! You're dead!
And I just come to bury you.
Now, get out of my office.
- What? - What is that supposed to mean?
You said you were gonna talk to the man!
Guys! OK, so maybe Kermit signed away the theater
and the Muppet name, but as long
as we have a celebrity host,
we can still pull off a heart-warming,
last-minute triumph, right, Kermit?
Well, actually I don't see how we can, Fozzie.
- Huh? - What?
Guys, the show's in six hours,
and we're barely rehearsed, and, well, I...
I couldn't get us a celebrity host.
- Oh, no! - What?
I'm afraid Tex Richman's right. The world's moved on.
I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this mess.
Kermit?
All right, listen up, you freaks!
I didn't come 5,000 miles to not be on TV.
All we need is one stinkin' celebrity,
and by any means necessary.
Now, the frog's gone. We're doing
things my way from now on.
Let's move!
- Hey! - Hi.
- How was your day? - Oh, it was great.
I went to Guinness Book of World Records... alone.
Then Ripley's Believe It or Not... solo.
And then I ate lunch unaccompanied,
and then I walked back here... independently.
Listen, I got you these.
You know, to make up for the
other ones. The broken ones.
Thanks, sweetie.
Listen, Gary.
I was just wondering what the
plan was for dinner tonight.
Oh, I don't care. What do you feel like?
OK. That's fine.
That's just fine. That's... that's perfect.
I'm going to go for a walk.
Individually.
- Walter, hey. - Gary.
Oh, where have you been? I need you
to help me figure out a talent.
A talent for what?
to do an act in the show.
I... I could be a Muppet.
Wow. Wow, Walter, that's amazing.
Yeah, but I need to figure out if I have a talent.
Well, you know what? I'm sure
you'll think of something,
but right now I actually... I need your help.
I'm starting to get the feeling that Mary's
upset with me about something,
and I don't know what, and I was hoping
maybe you would talk to her for me.
Gary, I'd love to help you out,
but I can't leave the theater now. This is important.
Well, hold on a second. I mean,
my life is important, too.
Yeah, but the whole reason we came
here was to see the Muppets.
No, it wasn't! The whole reason we came here
was to take a vacation where I took
Mary out to a fancy dinner
because it's our tenth anniversary, and then...
- Walter, what day is today? - Friday.
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
This is bad. Walter, this is really bad. I have to...
- Mary? Mary! - Wait.
Gary, I need you.
OK, is everybody ready?
Commence Operation Celebri-nap. Masks on!
Nothing covers this beautiful face.
- No maskin'? - No maskin'.
Check the door on Stage 28.
- I'm going over there now. - She's done in makeup...
I told you, I'm not done putting on my balls!
Oh, hey, Animal.
What are you doin' here?
Acting. Natural.
Now!
Whoa!
Hiya!
Hiya!
Mary, surprise! I figured out why you're mad... at me.
Gary, I've gone home.
I love you, but you need to decide, are you a man
or a Muppet?
Am I a Muppet?
Am I a Muppet?
Or am I a man?
Am I a Muppet?
Or am I a man?
I'm a very manly Muppet
I'm so sorry.
- Oh, Gary. - Mary.
Kermit. We have our celebrity!
Mr. Jack Black has graciously
agreed to do the telethon!
Oh, my gosh, that's amazing. Where is he?
- In the trunk. - Get me outta here!
You kidnapped Jack Black? That's illegal!
But, Kermit, what's more illegal, briefly
inconveniencing Jack Black,
- or destroying the Muppets? -
Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie!
Kermit, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now,
these guys are counting on you. You inspire them.
- What, to kidnap people? - To work together.
- To kidnap people? - Mr. The Frog, we all agreed
a celebrity is not a people.
And now that we have a celebrity, the show's back on.
Come on, Kermit. Don't let these guys down now.
All right. Well, what are you guys still doing here, huh?
- It's showtime! - All right!
That's it!
- Nicely done, sir. As usual. - En garde.
Ow! Ow.
OK, very nice.
Halt! Point left!
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