VEVO News: On the Set with OK Go and The Muppets Page #7

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Could you do me a favor and take over hosting duty?

But, chief, I don't go onstage.

Well, just do what I do. Pretend

that the audience is naked.

Yeah, but, I...

Ha... ha... ha...

Uh, Miss Piggy?

You are all naked.

Well, sorta.

OK. Great! And now, ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome, a real hero...

You saved it? After all this time?

Oh, Kermie.

I guess I'm not that good at saying this kind of stuff.

- Yes, Kermie? - Well...

...over the last week, I realized that...

...I... I miss you.

And I need you.

And maybe you don't need the,

the whole world to love you.

Maybe you just need one person.

It's time for our song, and if we

don't raise the money tonight,

it might be the last time we sing together.

And... Well, are you ready?

Oh, Kermie.

Hey, these are yours, man.

I kept'em for ya.

- Drum. - No drum.

- Drum! - No drum!

- Drum! Drum! - No drum! No drum!

You know what to do.

Aaah!

Drum! Drum, drum! Drum!

Ah ha ha ha ha.

You still got it, man!

Piggy? Will you stay... for me?

- For you, Kermie? - Yeah.

Of course!

Woo hoo!

Thank you, everybody.

Thank you, all. Ladies and gentlemen,

it's almost midnight and we haven't

quite reached our target yet,

but if you'll all just stick around, we'll

be right back with our final act.

The Muppet Telethon will return after these messages.

Walter? Walter, where are you, buddy?

Listen, everybody, the show ran short, and

we don't have anything else planned.

We need one last act to bring us home.

I'm gonna go check on Jack Black

and see if he has any ideas.

You guys see if you can come up with something.

We have two minutes! Two minutes!

- Think, think, think! - What am I thinking?

Walter. Walt!

- Walter! - Gary?

- Wha... You came back. - Walter.

What are you doing down here?

They just need one more act. You gotta

get out there and help those guys.

I can't. What if people laugh at me? I...

I'd rather go back home to Smalltown. With you.

Look, Walter, you're my brother,

and I'm always gonna love you, but

you belong here, with these guys.

Hey, you're the one who got Kermit to do this.

You're the one who brought everyone here together.

You always believe in other people, but that's easy.

Sooner or later, you gotta believe in yourself, too,

because that's what growing up is.

It's becoming who you want to be.

You have to try. Please, Walter.

You're my hero.

OK, Jack Black's got nothing. What

did you guys come up with?

- Bunsen can set Beaker on fire.

- No, no, no, we can't do that.

- I could break out the fart shoes.

- No, no, no, that will never work!

We're back in three, two...

Oh, no!

It's Walter.

Thank you.

- He's all grown up. - Oh, that was wonderful!

Ladies and gentlemen, Walter!

It looks like we're going to get our studio back!

the Muppets are about to take back their studio.

Help! I've been mugged. Alerting authorities.

- We're sorry... - What happened? Hello?

- Hello? - Guys, my phone is dead.

My phone is also dead. Repeat, my phone is also dead.

Ooh...

I did it. I beat you.

Game over, Kermit. You lost.

Chicky!

Too late, Muppets. I won! Turn that thing off!

The show is over!

But we were so close!

Or not.

It kinda makes me feel better, honestly.

I mean, we were nowhere close at all.

You artists formerly known as the Muppets

are standing on private property.

My private property.

And I'm telling you to leave. Now!

He's right, everybody.

He won. We gotta go.

Not now, Fozzie.

- I can't believe this. - I know.

Well, that's that.

This isn't right.

It can't end like this.

But what can we do?

Listen, everybody, we've got nothing to

be ashamed of. And you know why?

Well, because thanks to Walter here, we tried.

And if we failed, we failed together,

and to me, that's not failing at all.

And I don't care what anybody says.

And I don't care if no one believes

in us, because I believe.

- I believe in you. - Huh?

- And you. - Me?

And you.

You know, what's important isn't

this building or a name.

It's each other. So I say, fine,

let's just start at the bottom and

work our way back up to the top.

- Yeah. - Let's all walk out through these doors

with our heads held high. As a family.

- Because that's what we are. - Yeah. Yeah.

Muppets, Muppets, Muppets!

Wow.

Muppets, Muppets, Muppets!

All right.

- Wow. - Wow.

Hey, where's Walter?

See? Your fans, they love you guys!

Hey, Walter. Aren't you gonna join us?

- Yeah! Come on! - Come on, Walter!

- Come on, Walter! - Yes. Come!

What're you waiting for, buddy? Get over there.

Yeah, go ahead.

Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets!

Hm? Oh.

How charming. A finale.

We're happier when you don't sing.

Well, all of you. Yeah!

Hey, remember me? I'm Jack Black!

No, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa.

No, no, no. Put me back down.

- All hail the Hobo King. - What

are you doing? This is insane.

When there's someone

Life's a happy song

Someone

I just have one question I need to ask you.

Will you, Mary... marry me?

Do do do-do-do

Do do-do-do

I own that name.

Hey, guys, I think I've finally worked out how to...

"Oil" bet that hurt.

"Richman gives back Muppet theater and name.

Change of heart. Nothing to do with head injury."

Do do do-do-do

Do do-do-do

- Yeah, for reallies! - Yeah, you owe us money, man.

What the wocka?

Thank you.

Do do do-do-do

Do do-do-do

"Miss Piggy promises to stay out of the limelight.

Kermit says,'We need some time alone."'

- Oh, Kermie, I'm so happy. -

What are you talking about?

Let's share our happiness with ten of the

world's largest news publications.

- How's the quiet life, Kermit? - Piggy, froggy!

- How are you enjoying your time alone? - Piggy!

Do do do-do-do

Do do-do-do

Do do do-do-do

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