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We have had a lot, with the apartment and Krister...

Krister, Krister, Krister...

No, sorry.

Here.

You are really f***ing beautiful when you smoke.

- I'll be dizzy on two puffs.

- I'll be right back.

There you are. Shall we go?

Do you have any pants?

No. I managed to fall down.

- Have you been crying?

- No, I just have a little headache.

Linda's getting a hair dryer,

so we can go home.

- Hi.

- How's it going?

- All well? It's been a while.

- Thanks, it's good.

- Good. Nice dress.

- Pretty hairstyle. It's cool.

- Fun.

- No, it's nice. Beautiful.

- How's it going in love?

- Good, and you?

- What?

- You ask me and I ask you.

I'll just...

She's not well.

What did you say? Are you talking about Ida?

- It seems like...

- Stay out of things that don't concern you.

- What do you want?

- Okay. Nice and quiet.

Did you see that they replaced the hand dryers?

Great. Here.

It's so nice when it works. .

It's surely a constant to be cleaning bacteria growth,

so it doesn't help to wash your hands.

It's as usual. Enforce the laws and regulations

and after one week, they're broken again.

Typical for this school.

It doesn't even take a week.

- Some days. Some times you have to wonder...

- It'd be good if we kept it nice.

If we showed more respect,

we'd be met with more respect.

What did you say? Sometimes I wonder...

Before Krister interrupted. What do you wonder?

- I don't know. I don't remember.

- No...

Yes... Should we start towards home?

You'll think about Ringholms School?

- Okay.

- Okay. Bye.

- Bye.

- Goodbye.

Do you need help?

Is it the tests?

The synonym part is so boring to correct.

- I wouldn't have accomplished it flawlessly myself.

- I can imagine.

Excuse me?

Stop, I can't concentrate.

- I was born without sensitivity.

- You are too hot.

I can't concentrate around such a sex god as you.

- What is it?

- Did you hear that?

You're not that interested in synonyms.

I went by Mamma's.

Great, bulk packs!

Now we have enough toilet paper for a year.

She's done so well on the little room next to the stairs.

It could become a nursery.

In that case, I'll have to build a railing for the staircase.

But that can be done another time.

The day will come.

But I just want to help.

"What's a synonym for conspiracy?"

Why do you buy this cheap stuff?

It's the same crap you rub into your hair.

Without the stupid additives.

Lidl (store name) must also promote itself?

Just some prioritizing.

What kind of prioritizing?

That would be interesting to know.

- I'll get the right shampoo.

- Get it?

- On the way home.

- Shall Pappa burn a little money?

Sponsor anorexic body ideal?

- Where is the cd case?

- It's music! Just listen.

Is it something Linda burned at home?

Why don't you run a playlist on Spotify?

- Ow! Ow. Rough...

- Go.

Ugh! That smells of Lidl! You are just grumpy

because you have such bad taste in music.

- It's true.

- You are the most honest man.

I'm not 25 and stealing my friend's musical tastes.

- If you had some friends, yes...

- You know I'm just joking.

- Just great fun...

- I just wanted to help.

Smartass. You know what that is

synonymous with? Krister Johansson.

That is synonymous with cheap,

bad taste, and Galne Gunnar-

- which in turn is synonymous with nasty

fake cola and rhymes with incest.

Are you home?

I mean... You...

I didn't mean it. Sorry.

Okay.

There is no other shampoo I want.

Hi, it's me.

Mamma, it's no trouble.

Yes. We've packed up now.

I just wanted to hear

if things were going well with the toilet parts.

It's in the storeroom. Thanks.

Good. I'll fix the thermostat.

I'd gladly fix it.

I'll arrange the element

that is broken also.

Why did you pay 800 for that?

I could have gotten it for free!

She is fine. Call me instead.

Call me if there's anything.

Mamma, listen.

I'll take care of you. Okay?

Okay. Bye.

It's two o'clock.

I'm coming and lying down.

I just had to talk a little.

She wouldn't survive without you.

There's a glass.

- Are you sad?

- What?

- You heard what I said.

- Why would I be sad?

What did she mean about Ringholms School?

Nothing. She just...

Nothing.

Come, let's go and lie down.

- Can I invite you out for a drink tonight?

- Mm. I'll ask.

Okay.

Are you upset?

You know that he doesn't like

to go out. You know how he is.

- He'd still stay with his mamma.

- small mamma...

- little mammas.

- Mm.

Her uterus has fallen out or something.

It's something like that.

Is it inside again?

I'm sorry, that's not funny.

They didn't take her in, and he is threatening

to sue them. He calls every break.

Did she perhaps call wolf one time too many?

Yeah... He doesn't want to talk about that.

They didn't have anyone else.

She and Krister.

It's lucky that they had each other.

- And how are you, then?

- Good. I can't complain.

How is the Norwegian romance going?

He is sweet. Different... I don't know.

He's an adult, though not like Krister.

Adult? Dull?

Yes, I have met a boring Norwegian

and I love him.

We made out in his ugly little

bathroom the day before yesterday.

And later he played baseball

with the annoying eight.

It was insane.

He plays with me sometimes.

It's so fun to see him.

He plays very seriously and makes home runs.

He tagged people out the whole time.

Cool that a PE teacher can outperform

the little punks.

I'm coming with you for a drink.

Should you talk to Krister first?

- One drink... He won't give a damn about it.

- Oh.

Music

Can't we lay in bed instead?

You?

I should just finish.

I hate when it's lying down.

It's so nice to be rid of it.

You...

Did you hear...

How was it yesterday, then?

Cut it out! Knock it off!

- Are you upset now?

- No.

- If you are moody, I'll continue to wash up.

- Knock it off with the preening!

It'll be totally crazy if you can be there.

It's so funny that you're friends.

Do you think that she is funny?

- Yes.

- Seriously? Do you think that?

She has a strange, cynical sense of humor.

It's not much fun without irony.

Yeah, it really is.

She calls here at night.

Is she drunk or?

- Where were you then?

- At home with her.

- Did you smoke?

- No, I didn't.

You smell as if you smoked.

Do you mean that your jacket

doesn't stink of smoke?

She smoked!

She smoked straight on your jacket?

The smoke spreads in her little apartment.

So the jacket doesn't smell like...

Have you smelled it?

- Yes, I hung out a little.

- Yes! Why?

- Why do you think?

- Why do I think?

- Hm, let's see now. No, no idea.

- The jacket smells disgusting.

- It's not true. You smoked.

- No.

- Were you at the Local?

- Typically you say "Local".

- Yes. We were out for a short while.

- You were out for a while?

And it was smoky.

- The room was smoky, but you didn't smoke?

- At last!

Why didn't you say that the first time?

Where were you? Where were you?

I went to buy Yes! Couldn't you buy

a dozen pack of Yes instead?

If you'd like to spend time with her,

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