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...who lives like us...

with a big heart...

...and their food... FISH...

bitter oil...

morning evening

night fish fish fish...

god, a man would just faint...

I will not...

Mom please ya...

atleast meet herjust once

I am not going to

meet that Bengali woman

She is not typical.

Everytime something good happens...

...she has to spread sadness...

that's her habit

Your grandfather, wanted

to make you a sardar...

I was the one who opposed it...

...and now this Bengali woman,

she's going to make you a monkey...

...will make you wear a

monkey cap and rubber chappals...

then don't come to me crying...

momma save me... save me, help help help

Ignore all that... you tell me...

does she look like Moon Moon Sen?

Better than that...

Ya...

- Yes

Show me a photo...

It is in the phone see.

Show me...

Here

Oh dear god, looks so pretty...

like a princess... touchwood...

...can I give you a surprise?

I am going to sponsor

your honeymoon trip...

Oye why did you stop this... continue.

What is this you are doing?

You know I hate North Indians...

I mean you're an independent, modern,

smart, Bengali woman...

and he ARORA, Punjabi!

We have our culture, literature,

music...

...this just won't match,

no match at all...

bloody money minded business

class (Making fun) balley balley...

and you want to do that monkey dance

...that's right baba... that's

exactly what I want to do...

...and what culture

are you talking about?

About that son-in-law of

yours who didn't have the guts...

...to speak the truth that he

already loved somebody else...

...he was your cultured,

well read Bengali... right?

Vicky's not like that... he

genuinely cares for me baba...

That's because he has some personal

agenda... they are selfish people

Ya he does have an agenda baba...

he wants to marry me

Where does he work?

Own business.

What?

No no this marriage cannot happen...

...your uncle's son-in-law,

can't you find a boy like him...

I don't care papa...

That is why I told you

not to settle in Delhi.

You keep quiet...

your also responsible...

...what do you mean

by you don't care...

I am the owner of

this house I decide here

Here have this fish

Fish... a man's character can be

known from the way he buys his fish...

...he has to pass the fish test first.

He does not eat fish.

Couldn't you find a

Bengali boy to fall in love with?

Best of the Bengali boys wants to

marry you... doctor, engineer...

They are good looking... smart...

well behaved...

they are good lovers... too... yes...

what... what... what do you think...

...what do you think,

they are not good in bed.

What're you saying...

I'm saying the right thing...

they are good in sex also

I was...

if your mom was alive...

she would have told you...

when I used to hug her tight...

she would ummm feel shy...

...and ask me to loosen up...

...and don't tell me

Punjabis are better than us.

When do you want to meet him?

What will I do

visiting those bengalis...

...sorry but I can't come...

No no I wasn't telling you...

ya ya I'm coming...

Pack me 4 portions of

chole-puri with extra choley...

...ya I'm coming you keep the phone...

Sorry friend sorry.

Sir, you tell me not to get

married While you yourself have a wife...

No no she's not my wife...

...she's my maid

servant since 32 years...

...now she behaves like a wife

inspite of a being a maid...

...so as good as a wife...

Sorry dear

Fine don't come... but never

try calling me ever again...

I hate Punjabis.

I can understand.

...our nature is different...

and further more they are Aroras...

...didn't I tell you these

Bengalis don't like us Punjabis

I hate Delhi also.

Sir, which means you

haven't seen Delhi well enough...

I am happy in my CR

Park my Bengali colony.

By the way... that too is Delhi sir

Are you his uncle?

No no business partner

professional uncle you can say.

What is your business.

Trading Trading... no investments...

only profits

Sir... you didn't tell

us why you hate Punjabis

Because we believe in simplicity... Not

like Punjabis who are only show offs.

I agree with you madam... Our

cultures just don't match...

I was explaining him this only

that there will be a problem...

See understanding

Sir understanding is

very important sir...

If the two of us have an understanding

all problems will get solved...

...and I know a

little bit about Bengalis

I see what do you know about Bengalis.

They love fish...

Sir, they're intelligent...

jana gana mana adhinayak...

...our national anthem was written

by gurudev Rabindra Nath Tagore...

and sir Mohan... football

Football Mohan Bagan

Sir, that guy plays brilliant football

Guy... it's a team,

it's a football team...

He made a team... and

your 'elder sister' sir

elder sister... elder sister Mamata

Ya... that very same elder sister

is the 11th chief minister of Bengal

Sorry, sir.

Tuna.

Yes Baba

Bring the tea

I'll bring the starters

Mrs. Arora I hope Vicky has

informed you that Ashima is a divorcee

Divorcee? Vicky you didn't...

This is too much.

Oh such a fine girl... you

don't look like it at all...

anyways all for good... that

fellow's loss and Vicky's gain...

Now whatever grandmom

decides would be the final word

Listen you don't have

any children do you...

O grandmom, what's the difference,

we either say yes or no...

whichever way lets decide fast...

what's the big deal!

For me she's absolutely Ok...

Dolly for me she's absolutely fine...

You know Dolly... Vicky's mother...

Vicky's father Gurmeet

passed away very young...

...and she became a

widow at a very young age...

if it was upto me I would

have gotten her remarried...

why spend your whole life sad & alone?

I appreciate your

progressive thinking.

Thank you.

If Vicky's fine, then even

we don't have any problem...

after all we're also modern people...

right... congratulations dear...

Your husband didn't come ma'am

Oh I never married...

ummm... I didn't find the right man

Oh... you should have told me...

I would have lined up

right men for you...

Mr. Rai there must be

tremendous pressure on you

Why?

Daughter is a

divorcee and sister bachelor

And you widow.

You...

How old must you be

Excuse me, can we

talk about the wedding

See, we don't want a loud marriage...

not loud at all...

and the marriage should

follow the Bengali traditions

No no no no... the marriage will

be done by Punjabi traditions...

...after all it's our

son's first marriage...

so many known people...

they're all waiting to be invited...

and please do invite a DJ

DJ...

No no no what is she saying

Listen dear... you keep quiet...

...you now belong to

the Arora family...

...let these bongs speak what

they wish to... uh anything else

See... all this drinking and all that

goes on in your Punjabi marriages...

I personally feel that all that

should not happen in a marriage ceremony

Our family really does not like that.

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