Victoria Page #2

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You are stealing the beer? No!

Really?

Stop pretending!

Bad girl! Bad girl!

OK, I'm going to return the beer.

We are just kidding.

So you stole again?

Yeah. Coming from you!

We make a little party here in this town, you know?

Hey, Victoria! Come here!

Come here, dude.

Do you know how to drink schnapps?

You drink it.

You put this on your nose, you know?

You put like that. Well, come on...

It's a birthday present. From me.

Would you put it on the nose?

You look great! Amazing!

Stop that bisexual sh*t, man!

What kind of f*ggot are you?

Here, for you.

- So, chin chin.

- Chin chin.

In German, it's like, it's like "zum wohle".

You can say "prost".

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

'Zum wohle' is better than 'pros?!

Speak proper German with her!

Nice to meet you.

Hey, cut that sh*t out!

I dropped the soap, Boxer!

I dropped the soap!

Oh, sh*t!

Stop that crap!

Do you want a cigarette?

No. Thank you, no.

I have peanuts, if you want peanuts.

Yeah?

Not, that's not peanuts. That's turkish.

What's that?

- Hazelnut kernels, roasted.

- Ah, OK. Roasted.

Yes, but it's not peanuts. OK.

Hey, guys. Chill a sec.

What are you going to do now?

He's a dancer. You know...?

"He's my private dancer..."

Really? Can you do a jump, or, you know...?

Time for his little show.

It's cool. Wow!

So good. You're a dancer?

You can't do that!

At last you've got someone to impress!

Now you've got someone!

For your old school sh*t!

Pistols? Got pistols on you?

What's going on? What? What?

Quick question...

- Get lost.

- Boxer, back off.

- Boxer!

- Piss off!

F*** off, you pussies!

Stop it, Boxer!

Stop this sh*t!

Back off. Everything's OK.

Boxer, what's wrong with you?

Please. Man. It's a party!

It's his birthday. Cut it out.

Boxer. Please!

You know, they're stupid guys.

- Boxer! Beer!

- Yeah. Beer.

Man. You're always causing trouble!

Chill out, hey.

Relax. It's the cops.

Good evening!

Have a slow dance with me for my birthday...

Let's smoke a joint.

To peace! Peace!

What are you going to do now?

Are you going to party?

Smoke a joint. For peace!

Sometimes I just enjoy the Harmony, you know?

Those sons of b*tches!

Let's smoke one here!

They're coming back.

They're coming back. Sh*t.

We're on a zebra crossing. We're fine.

- I have to go.

- Take your bike.

It's actually legal, but let's go anyway.

Let's get out of here.

Let's hit the roof, boys.

Let's hit the roof!

I have to go, guys!

Where you go? Where you go?

I have to open the cafe now.

We're going now to the--

we're going to the roof.

We have our personal roof.

A roof? A roof?

We're going there now.

Come. I drive you to the roof.

No, I drive you.

No. I drive you.

Come on!

You can't. I'm too heavy.

No, I can.

Sister! You come with us?

- No ego trips, man.

- I'm not...

You touched my ass.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Come on!

Sorry, I don't want to touch your ass...

Say sorry! With the heart!

- Sorry.

- OK.

I told you.

Ah, you're stopping the bike!

I never stopped...

Come on, drive. You.

That's west Berlin guys, huh?

That's real Berlin guys.

You've messed up my cigarette.

Take this beer.

Hey, guys. Don't break anything!

I'm going ahead. See you later!

Where to? Where to?

Looking good, Sonne!

I'm out of here!

I'm never coming back!

See that? Escort party, dude, escort party!

Guys! Blinker! Come on!

Shut the f*** up!

Sister, please!

She's screaming. Man!

F***ing great!

Sister. Please. Come!

- You're funny.

You were like,"shhh!".

Sister, the people is a little bit crazy.

You want to go to sleep now?

Fuss, where are you?

I'm coming!

Talk louder, why don't you?

Let's relax. Because the neighbours are a**holes.

- Ah, OK.

You come here always?

You come here always?

We've been here since we was... one year old.

All together?

- We was babies. We was jumping on each other...

No. But yeah, it's our place.

OK.

Tell her why I'm famous. I'm famous!

I'm famous.

I'm not a f*ggot, man!

He stole a truck when he was eleven years old.

He stole a truck and he went on a highway to Poland.

- That's true?

- Quit laughing.

And you were famous for that?

I was eleven!

It was the news. There was an interview.

Blinker was in the news, too.

His picture was in the newspaper.

With the picture, you know?

Don't talk so loud!

I'm just saying...

Blinker used to steal these pizza mopeds...

He stole these pizza scooters.

I don't stole it for the scooter.

I stole it for my brothers,

these hungry motherfuckers!

Definitely.

For the pizza!

Which one would like the calzone?

This one, "tonno"...

This one, vegetarian.

It's expensive, sister.

It's really expensive.

What's that?

Shut the f*** up!

- I smashed a guy.

- What?!

I really hurt...

I hurt a guy very bad.

But what's the relation with the tattoo?

I'm not a bad guy. I just...

I did a bad thing, OK?

Yeah, but...

You did this tattoo for that reason?

Because you did something bad?

Who cares?

He was in jail...

You were in jail?

Yeah. Blinker visited him. Three times?

Sister, I visit him three times. I give

him everything he want. What he want.

He was really a good friend.

How many times you...

You smoke? You don't smoke,

then don't. I don't like it!

I don't wanna get her hooked!

Oh. You're so righteous.

Don't think I'm a bad guy, OK?

It's over, the thing.

Quit laughing, moron.

I'm not laughing...

I don't think so.

Thanks, sister.

Bro, I wasn't laughing about you.

It was something else.

Sister, please, careful. It's danger.

I'm OK.

- Sonne, dude, please.

- What?

Woah! It's really high!

It's really high! It's like...

Hey, come back. Come back to the chairs.

Shut the f*** up! OK. Look.

Sister! Don't do that sh*t!

It's really scaring? It's very scaring?

Come.

- Are you scared?

- Please.

Are you scared?

I'm never scared.

Are you brave?

Of course I am. Look at me.

- Look at me!

- Hey, man!

Victoria, why are you doing this?

Do you want to jump?

No.

I am quiet.

You shut the f*** up!

Hey, come on. Hey! Really.

Hey, come on. Please.

Please. Hello.

... come. Please come.

Look, I can also do this?

But now, let's go.

I have to go.

Yeah. I have to go.

Why? Why you go?

I have to open the cafe at 7...

And I need to sleep a little bit.

I'm tired. Tonight.

Where is your cafe?

That one. Look.

It's not time enough to go home

and sleep there and come back again.

OK, sorry.

But, if you want, I can bring you there.

Yeah?

Yeah. Because you're not a good driver.

- OK.

- Yeah. I bring you.

Hey guys, I go! I go!

- I have to work.

- Why?

You don't work?

You gonna take her home?

Nice to meet you.

Also, nice to meet you.

Fuss, happy birthday!

Why are you going now?

Because I have to work!

- I'll see you.

- Where?

You don't have to work?

I'll just take her home.

You're coming back!

No ego trips, dude.

It's not an ego trip, retard!

Hey! Good guy!

See you again.

See you tomorrow.

Goodbye, wankers!

We'll wait for you! Yeah, wait!

Such a casanova!

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