Vikram Vedha Page #7

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Aiy, hi...

Hi

Just because you're the boss, I

can't laugh at your lame jokes

It's okay

I'll only laugh when its really funny

Not required; get lost!

Look, what I've accomplished? My bro has

promised to slowly quit his profession

Yeah, yeah...I've seen it all in

these sugary, sentimental movies...

Why are you pulling up a long face?

As if you're the only one with a brother?

Going on and on about your bro.

Go to his place;

he'll feed you and you

can sleep next to him...

Like a lame baby!

Stop it woman!

I've been with you since childhood; but

I don't look important to you, right?

Just because I'm all the time thinking

about you, you take me for granted!

I know what you're thinking.

Why should you marry?

someone a couple of years

elder to you, right?

You're a full grown man; but still hang

on to your bro's cord...Dumb ass idiot!

Don't you want a status, a job, make

money... Nothing? Stupid moron!

Today is my birthday...

do you at least remember?

What are you doing? I'm screaming

there, while you're stripping here?

Hey, what? You stopped yelling?

However enraged one is, she can never

scream at a naked man! Do you know that?

You dumb ass, you are my life!

It gets interesting after this.

Yesterday,

a guy stood behind me

carrying a machete!

Didn't see. Just miss. Would have died

right there OMG? Then what happened?

Then what? He just grabbed,

locked and flung him

The bugger fell straight on his nose!

Who did?

Our boy Pulli man!

You mean our Pulli?

Yup! you should have seen his pizzazz!

He was this little boy,

running around with his

school bag; now, he's

flogging these goons!

Don't mention it to him. He's still a kid

Definitely not; won't tell him!

All that's good. But,

why are these quotation

gang guys from Kerala

constantly buggering us?

No honor among thieves anymore?

Will one thief steal from another?

What thieves? We're the cool gangsta's

in town! Wow, gangstas huh?

Look at him

Hey, come here

Who's a gangsta? Who's a thief?

Thieves go some place,

take some money without

the owner's consent and

share amongst themselves

While gangsta's go as a group, take

the money and split it amongst...

However you see it, it's all the huh?

Move on!

Vedha, if they were locals,

it will take just 10 minutes

Just grab our knives

and stab them straight

This is some quotation gang from Kerala.

We don't know their hideouts!

It's like a pain in the arse. Can't

see it, but constantly pokes you

If there's a problem, don't

just look at the problem.

Look at the reason behind the problem

Who's tipping them about our movements?

Look for the rat!

Okay?

Hello Cheta!

Vedha, my dear lion cub!

Cheta, this month's collection

Boy...

Accounts for...

Stop. Don't I know your

accounts are clean?

What's bothering you, sir?

Vedha just sit down

We're all in the same business... should

we be friends? Quit fighting and be nice!

Only then, will we all thrive, Understood?

Let go of this paper tiger... Waiter?

You've not had mutton chops here, right?

It's the best mutton chops in town

You wouldn't have tasted

this in your lifetime.

Waiter, get Cheta 2 parottas

and mutton chops. Go

Tell me Cheta

Vedha, I heard you're converting

black to white? How is that?

Wow! That's why you are the Don of Dons

I'm not doing it. It's my brother Pulli.

He's the one who's smart and educated!

We can triple our profits, that too legally

Like business men?

Yes

Pay taxes to the government?

Of course

But we're only used to collecting taxes!

Grab everything you want

Come on waiter. Lay it down.

Enjoy the food

No Cheta, not like that. There are

some rules to eating a parotta!

First, take a piece of the meat; keep

it in the parotta; now dip it thrice...

Put it in your mouth; close your

eyes; now tell me how it tastes!

Fantastic, superb (in Malayalam)!

Fantastic, superb (in Malayalam)!

Vedha, I'll invest 50lakhs. Dilli, you in?

All con men. shouldn't trust them

What the hell do you mean?

Vedha! Dilli shut up

Hey, give Vedha 50lakhs

Vedha, let's do it; I trust you

Ok Cheta, you eat. I'll be back

Hello

Hello. There's 50 lakhs cash in this bag

Ok? Ok

Hey, just remove your glasses

There's money in it. Keep it safe

Why? We can't pull off cool gangsta vibes?

No, you can't. Now go; keep smiling

while you go, be careful, alright?

Okay

What Cheta? You've finished

off the whole thing?

I've arranged for a party.

How will you drink now?

One can lie down and pull up the sheets or

pull up the sheets and then lie down!

Wow! Hop on Cheta

"By the beds of Bay of Bengal

In a locality called Vannarapettai"

"By the 7G road signal

In our MKB Nagar..."

"Where over a 1000 families reside..."

"In this fortress resides

their guardian angel..."

"Vedha, who is a 'Lion' at heart!"

"All our area highlights should

be featured in this song."

"Who can do it? 1000bucks bet?"

"Gimme the 1000 bucks;

now listen to the song!"

"As you down large after large,

a stallion starts jumping inside you!"

"Our glory, greatness and grandeur

will galore in the stories we say"

"In our narrow streets and corners, we form

associations and protest for our rights..."

"Wherever we're from, we proudly

say we belong to this great city!"

"If you show us love, we're

your friends forever"

"taking care of you like

the apple of our eye"

"But, your arms and legs will fly far

if you try and pick a fight with us!"

"It's not a rat hole; it's a lion's den

It's a miracle; come see for yourself!"

"If it comes to conflict,

there's no question of"

"politics; it will all just

burst out into flames!"

"There's no room for enmity what so ever!

Tata, tata!"

"As you down large after large, a

stallion starts jumping inside you!"

"Our glory, greatness and grandeur

will galore in the stories we say"

Gaja, go easy on the drinks

Vellai, try not to puke man!

Hey, who is the supplier here?

Take care of Cheta

Come

Go

"There's no poster for any

heroes in our minds!"

"But, if you make a movie based on us,

it will go on to win the Oscars!"

"We will hold on to our nick names,

like its our ancestral property!"

"Hey, Half Boil!"

"If you lie and betray us,"

"we will slit your

throats for sure (in Malayalam)"

"We live in unity among different

generations with no hang ups or hiccups"

"We form deep bonds in a

moment; so deep that,"

"we will sacrifice our

lives if the need arises"

"There's no room for enmity what so ever!

Tata, tata, tata, tata!"

"As you down large after large,

a stallion starts jumping inside you!"

"There's no end to our glory, greatness and

grandeur...Absolutely, no end!"

Pulli, take a puff

What the hell is this?

Is it giving you a buzz?

It will look like a normal cigarette;

but fully stuffed with ganja!

You'll suspect only if you smell it

Now a days, who has the patience to buy

paper, roll a joint and stick it together?

Even one is ordering food

over the internet! So,

I'm developing the

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