Vikramarkudu

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Can l tell you a story?

Once in the deep jungles of Chambal

there lived a gang of dacoits...

Sister, you're getting big money, right?

How much will you give me?

l'll not cheat you.

Won't l offer Rs.116?

Why don't you play?

Don't play.

Hey Shorty! Bloody, come out man.

l've come, what's your problem?

Jintha means base.

Thatha means baton.

Chithak means chutney.

lt means your base will become

chutney with baton charge.

That's the matter.

Sleep....sleep...

Sleep my dear sweetheart...

Song is very nice, who sang it?

- My mother.

Where is your mother?

She's dead.

SRl BALAJl

Who is calling at this hour?

Vikram Rathore is alive.

Brother-in-law! lt seems

Vikram Rathore is still alive.

Bavuji here.

Bavuji! Vikram Rathore is alive.

Where?

Where did you see him?

ln Hyderabad.

What do you want?

Bavuji, this is his grave.

Dig it.

My brother Titla is a terror

to this Chambal valley,

he survived his murderous attack also.

He's not an ordinary man.

Find him.- Okay Bavuji.

Vikram Singh Rathore!

Where are you man?

Where are you man?

SRl BALAJl

Hail Hari, the omnipotent!

His arrival will make your

bad time vanish.

Predict vastu, treasures...

Goddess of Wealth!

ls it Goddess of Wealth

who pulled my leg?

Or is it my imagination?

Let me see.

Goddess of Wealth!

l'm sure it's Goddess of Wealth.

Mother, l'm coming.

Mother, l'm coming.

- Really Swamy?

Go away.

Oh Goddess!

Madam, Goddess of Wealth has blessed you.

ls it Swamy?

Don't talk, she promised

great wealth for you.

How much?

Don't talk.

100 lakhs.

100 lakhs?

Don't talk.- When?

Look there! Goddess of Wealth!

Come my Goddess,

we are waiting for you here.

Few hundreds short will also do,

let's count it later.

No, ask her to bring that also.

She's not accepting a penny less,

you move away, she'll jump.

She has crossed Heaven.

She has crossed Mt. Kailash.

By passed lndra's Kingdom.

She's into the clouds.

On your terrace!

Swamy! What happened?

Please sit down.

What happened?

What's there to happen now?

Your father made a vow to tonsure

your head in Tirupathi.

He didn't fulfill the vow.

So Lord Hanuman has put his tail as hurdle

to stop Goddess of Wealth's entry.

What to do now?

Hail Hari, the omnipotent!

l've a Tirupathi knife.

You fulfill the vow,

he'll remove his tail.

Goddess will push the money bag in.

Do it fast.

Sister, you're getting big money, right?

How much will you give me?

l'll not cheat you.

Won't l offer Rs.116?

Bloody stingy woman!

Will you offer me just Rs.116

after getting millions?

l'll make it Rs.126.

People like you are bad omen

to the society. Go away.

Why are you going away?

- Wait...

Why are you leaving my head half shaven?

What will the colony people

think of me if they see?

Why did he leave abruptly?

Shave heads!

We'll use special blades

to shave cleanly.

Hey come here.

Coming madam.

Tell me. For widow it's 10 and

for fulfilling vow it's 20.

What type is yours?

Half shaven head!

l can't.

How can l finish a job half left

by another man?

Don't say like that l'm not able

to show my face in public.

Feel free to ask anything.

Rs.1000.

Rs. 1000?

Can't you reduce it?

l can...Rs.1500

Settle the earlier figure.- Okay.

Shave heads! Rs.10 forfull head shave

and Rs.1000 for half head shave.

Hey Man, come here.

Hey Athili! You are not an ordinary man.

How did you manage so many

half shaven heads in one day?

You are an expert head shaver.

Stop! MLA is busy.

l'm his wife, tell me your grievance.

Some Swamy cheated all of us,

look at our heads.

Who am l to tell my woe?

Uncle.- Nephew.

Total collection is Rs. 26100.

lf we take off 6100, it's Rs.20000

- What is it?

What's the round figure

of 5 paise or Rs.5?- Rs.5

That's what l'm saying,

if we take off 6100, it's Rs.20000, right?

Come out like that, you can't cheat me.

We shared the hardwork equally,

so 10 for you and 10 for me.

Give me the ten thousand.

l shaved half heads & you did the rest.

50-50 share, want to take full money.

l had been watching you since childhood,

you never share the booty correctly.

Will you take everything

and leave me only this?

Don't you want that also?

- Why are you taking this also?

Cheats will never prosper.

We are offering prayers in temple, right?

Give me Rs.1000.- No.

Rs.500?- No.

Give Rs.10 for tea.

- l'll smash your face.

What man? Account not tallying?

Where did you steal the money?

SRl BALAJl

College girls bus...

Any chic here is fresh...

Applying brake is a big issue...

Cupid is beaten up...

That's it!

lt's sin not to taste the pulse under...

Are you itching for trouble?

My slipper will wear out on you...

Girl playing Tennis is

sensational on the ground...

She smashed a shot bending

and shattered the stadium...

Tennis ball maiden is sensational...

O Tennis girl!

Your moves are shattering...

ls it crop of farms in Athili?

ls it your beauty on show?

You lift and show...

...the prize you lift and show is

energy booster to the youth...

You are Wimbledon lady and

l'm Amberpet rowdy...

SRl BALAJl

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Look great in FTV dresses...

When a maiden wears FTV dress...

Old man in jeans...asked for a chance...

Dear...dear...what happened?

What happened madam?

Some one made a sound

and for that sound...

Who made that sound?

Who made the sound near a heart patient?

l'm calling police.

l told you not to wear so much gold,

warned of heart attack

for the sound it makes.

Dear, your gold?

Night duty Nurse read my pulse...

She asked to take off my pant...

...and pierced a big injection...

Groom, listen to me...

Wife is a goddess...

A never ending love...

As love herself...

As your life...

Like light in lamp...

Be a lifelong friend...

lf you find faults with her...

lf you try to act smart with her...

SRl BALAJl

Little devils are here.

How to pack them inside?

Little monkeys.

You can't catch me.

How to enter with this face?

Stop playing and come for dinner.

Come...come.

Children are not allowed.- Steal...rob...

Bless us with trouble free robberies.

Hail Lord Krishna! Hail Butter Thief!

Hail Blade! Hail Scissors!

Hail the duo of thieves!

Lord, with your divine grace,

working over time day and night,

we stole you from Venugopalaswamy

temple, my Lord,

with your grace, stole a bench

from NTR gardens,

stole milk can from milk centre,

stole post box from Gandhinagar,

stole TV from Railway station,

stole telephone from public booth,

Really?

Nephew.

What else can we wish?

Who was on line?- Robber informer.

The girl you wanted has come from

Chambal for a marriage here.

The house you saw

is the guest house.

Then, we are staying

there for a week.

l'll keep 4 lorries standby in the next street,

we can load all the goods.

We are going there to

settle my love matter.

Are you in love?

- Why so surprised?

lf you try your antics there,

l'll cut, cook and serve you to the guests.

Sixer!

l'll thrash every kid here.

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