Villa Rides Page #6

IT WAS IN A LITTLE SHOP

RIGHT CATTY-CORNER

FROM THE HOTEL,

OF ALL PLACES.

OH, IT'S MARVELOUS.

T,

IT'S PITCH-BLACK VELVE

YARDS AND YARDS OF IT,

AND THE BODICE IS ALL

STUDDED WITH GARNETS,

AND, OH, I JUST LOVE IT.

IT FEELS SO...

SO SENSUOUS.

DON'T YOU

JUST LOVE VELVET?

VERY MUCH.

OF COURSE,

IT WAS OUTRAGEOUSLY

EXPENSIVE,

BUT I JUS HAD TO BUY IT. ANYWAY,

DADDY SAYS THERE'S GON

NA BE A WAR IN EUROPE SOON,

AND THE PRICE OF BEEF

WILL GO UP,

AND SO WE'LL

BE VERY RICH.

HEY, DARLIN'...

THOSE MEN,

THEY'RE ANNOYING ME.

HMM?

OVER THERE.

LEE, DARLIN',

TURN AROUND.

YOU DON'T MEAN TO SAY

YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE?

DO YOU KNOW:

MR. ARNOLD?

OH, UH,

VERY WELL.

UH, ONE MOMENT,

PLEASE.

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY

TO BOTHER YOU, MR. ARNOLD,

BUT THOSE MEN--

IT'S ALL RIGH , EUGENE.

YES, SIR.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA INVI E THEM TOTHISTABLE.

HELLO, CHIEF.

Urbina:

HELLO, GRINGO.

HOW ARE YA?

GOOD.

WE'VE MISSED YOU.

YOU IN TOWN:

FOR LONG?

I DON'T THINK SO.

WE'RE GETTING READY

TO GO HOME NOW.

WE'D LIKE YOU

TO COME WITH US.

AND DO WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

"DO WHAT"?

TAKE IT.

GET RID OF HUERTA.

YOU SEE, WE THOUGHT...

WITH OUR MONEY THAT YOU'VE

BEEN KEEPING FOR US,

WE WILL BUY GUNS.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,

CHIEF.

WAIT A MINUTE.

IT'S ALL OVER.

CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?

THE REVOLUTION:

IS FINISHED.

YOU GAVE I YOUR BEST SHOT, CHIEF,

BUT AFTER ALL, HUERTA'

S SITTING IN THAT PALACE,

AND MADERO IS DEAD,

AND THERE'S NO WAY

IN THE WORLD:

YOU THREE ARE GONNA

CHANGE THAT. NO WAY.

WE WOULD LIKE OUR MONEY,

GRINGO.

[SHOUTING] I WOULDN' GIVE YOU A D--

I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU

A DIME.

WHAT FOR?

TO GO DOWN THERE AND SHOO UP A LOT OF YOUR OWN PEOPLE

JUST SO SOME OTHER DICTATOR

CAN CALL HIMSELF PRESIDENT?

MADERO WAS NO DICTATOR.

PANCHO...

DON'T ARGUE

WITH HIM.

SHOOT HIM,

AND LET'S GO.

NO.

NO. WE DON' DO THAT ANYMORE.

WELL...

GOOD-BYE, GRINGO.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WAIT A MINUTE,

CHIEF.

WHAT ARE YOU:

GOING TO DO?

FIRST...

TAKE MEXICO CITY,

THEN FIND:

ANOTHER MADERO.

WELL,

I WANT YOU TO KNOW

THAT I HAVE NEVER

BEEN SO HUMILIATED

IN ALL MY LIFE.

TO LEAVE ME HERE,

SITTING ALONE,

AND IN FRON OF ALL EL PASO.

MARSHA, DO ME A FAVOR,

WILL YA?

JUST SHUT UP.

[GASPS]

MAY I HAVE THE CHECK,

PLEASE?

I'D LIKE TO WRITE YOU

A RECEIPT, UH...

MR. ELLMORE.

HOW MUCH:

FOR THE HORSES?

UH...YOU GO AHEAD

AND BE MY GUESTS.

GET ON THOSE HORSES AND GO.

NO. WE PAY.

WHEN I GE TO MEXICO CITY,

I'LL SEND YOU

THE MONEY.

HOW MUCH?

WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY

YOU FEEL ABOUT IT,

HOW ABOUT $35 FOR ALL

OF 'EM, EVERYTHING,

THE WHOLE KIT AND CABOODLE?

NOT ENOUGH.

35 EACH.

YOU'LL BE HEARING

FROM ME.

PANCHO VILLA.

[WHISTLING A TUNE]

[AIRPLANE APPROACHES]

HA HA!

YEE HA!

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