Viraat Page #12

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Did your wife elope with someone?

Did she really elope?

Is your wife from Maya Bazaar?

Shut up. Neither Maya

Bazaar or lama Bazaar.

She is a shrew. She thrashed

me and threw me out of the house.

Don't feel bad, brother:

We both face the same problem

But mine is peg problem

Yours if full bottle problem.

Take this.

- Pal..

...play a song for this

intoxicated environment.

Cheers!

"To all the brothers

who are sitting in the bar."

"Friends who are heartbroken"

"Forget it, don't be sad."

"Don't shed tears in sadness"

"I am going to request

this matter to you."

"People who are drunk, listen to me"

"People who are drunk, write it down."

"lf there's something

called betterment of men."

"Write down your karma

and your duty on a letter."

"Take everyone's signature.

...and send it to them. Wham do you say?"

"Men.

- Hey, what's wrong with you, man?"

"These men.. - Take this pal.

- Come to the point, pal."

"Men are like safety pin."

"These men are like safety pin"

"Men are like safety pin."

"These men are like safety pin"

"lf you wish, use them.

- Sure"

"lf you wish, you use them

They are of use."

"Safety pin. for their life"

"Safety pin.

- Men are.

"Safety pin.

For all the women.

"They are safety pin."

"Oh yeah.

- Come to me."

"Oh yeah.

- Don't run away."

"lf one is with her,

the other will be on phone."

"lf one is on waiting,

the other is at wedding."

"They want one guy to put

currency and another to romance"

"They want one guy to give them

lift and another to give them gift."

"Animal called man is an ATM."

"lf not, he goes through a bad time."

"A woman can never be a friend."

"Awoman can never be a friend

These men are fools"

"Safety. Safety pin for their life.

Listen brother..

"Safety pin..

For all the women.

"Safety pin.

"If your finance is good

and you own a car and bike..

...she will kiss you daily on your lips"

"lf you have a bike, she wants a car."

"lf you have a car, they want you to

change it. Love is such. Take it lightly"

"lf you keep giving them

gifts like jewelry or clothes"

...you need not sleep out

and sleep with her on the bed."

"I swear on god, brother."

"I swear on god, brother, these men"

"Safety pin For their life.

"..Safety pin. O men.."

"..safety pin. For all the women."

"..safety pin. O men.."

"..safety pin. For all the women."

"..safety pin."

Look, forget whatever happened.

Look, forget whatever happened.

Join hands and work together'.

You should be helpful for our state.

That's my only wish.

If intentions are good..

...l am ready to join hands with anyone.

Mr. Singh, your problem got solved, right?

But the problem started because of you.

Why do you talk about past?

If I forget the past,

how will I recover my money?

I am a businessman.

Along with investment.

...l have to get interest too.

This is too much

- Madam didn't I tell you..

...no matter how much you feed a snake.

...it will spit poison?

Of course

I don't know how to overlook

people who become a hurdle in my path.

I have a habit of removing

them from my path

You are the great lady chief minister

who gave permission to do this great deed.

You brought him here for the meeting.

But I will garland you and sacrifice you

You will face death if

you blame him for that crime.

His life will be spent in jail.

So, lam safe. Happyjourney.

Goodbye!

No!

No! - Come on!

Come on, madam

Hurry up, madam

Come on, come on - Madam please come.

"Vi raat. "

"Vi raat. "

"Vi raat. "

How is my husband?

- Hello.

If he has to become your husband..

...you have to take blessings

from your mother-in-law.

Mothen. -You are

becoming that very soon.

Sir, it is time for the meeting.

Mother, I shall leave no.

"Listen, he's my would-be.

Why are you staring at him?"

"Listen, he is my hubby.

Why are you eyeing on him?"

"I will break your teeth

and throw stones at you.."

"..if you eye on my guy."

"There are three balls and one bat."

"Love match has become very serious."

"I've become a carom board."

"There are three strikers Oh my god."

"Listen, he's my would-be."

"Why do you stare at him?"

"Listen, he is my hubby."

"Why are you eyeing on him?"

Fan!

Darshan.

- Sure?

Ready!

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