Virgin Territory Page #4

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-Who's there?

-I'm a holy Father...

in search for a place of

contemplation and prayer.

I will take you to

the holy mother.

-Father. Have you any skills?

-Such as?

-Gardening, perhaps.

-Gardening? A little.

Good.

All this silence you see

upon, it almost if we were....

deaf and dumb.

We may see many things, but we

speak nothing of them in here.

Understand?

Silence...

Deaf and dumb.

And gardening.

Not quite I have in mind.

Would you care...

for a bath?

A bath!?

I was in.

Perfect place

for a wedding.

Nobody's here yet,

we're the first.

Lorenzo!

Wait...

Lorenzo.

You could stay...

just a little longer.

Blindfold?

Is that really true?

You were blindfolded

when you kissed her?

When she kissed me

You'll soon forget her,

thats what I think.

You'll forget her

and the kiss.

You, Lorenzo Lamberti...

to tell the truth and all.

You don't have

to believe me.

How can you be in love with

a woman you've never seen?

Simple.

It was the kiss.

Everything was in

that one kiss.

How'll you find her?

This woman you never seen,

locked behind convent doors?

I don't know.

Perhaps youre right.

I mean they'll not gonna let me

in that convent, thats for sure.

I think its best you'll

forget her, Lorenzo.

I won't forget her.

What if you

found her?

What if you found her, kissed her.

And your dream dies?

How will you feel?

Its not to dream.

Lorenzo, your memory of that precious

kiss will fade, in a temptational way.

You'll see.

Even if I have to kiss

you myself to prove it.

-Sounds like a challenge?

-Maybe it is.

You were always the girl,

every boy wanted to kiss.

But?

But...you were

always too...

Do what?

Too good,

too clever, too...

Too beautiful.

Too everything,

always out of reach.

Why don't you kiss

me now, Lorenzo?

To see if I can make

you better.

You mean, all the times that I wanted

to kiss you, but never could?

For all those times.

And more.

Close your eyes.

Gerbino, I know it.

Its him!

Run Lorenzo. Please.

He'll kill you for sure.

Run, Run!

Della Ratta!

You sh*t.

We could smell

you coming.

Lorenzo!

Come on! You want

to kill me? Do it!

Come on!

Come on.

Give me a sword!

Give me a ? to cut you!

Gerbino Della Ratta!

Leave him!

Leave him!

I will not marry you.

Never!

Not if you kill him!

Marry him?

Is that what

this is about?

You marrying him?

Make a mistake,

youre a dead man.

Kill me today, you'll still

be a ugly sh*t tomorrow.

He's in trouble,

Pampinea.

Alot of trouble.

What kind of trouble?

Theft.

Murder.

I can believe what you said.

Youre not first say it.

But he's only a boy.

Please.

Please.

What?

Don't lean over.

What are you doing?

Please.

Listen.

-Come down.

-Your afraid of height, aren't you?

No.

Just don't want

you to fall in.

How can I fall?

-I've been playing on this well, since I was a child.

-Just get down!

Release Lorenzo, and you

can send for the priest.

Now?

You'll marry me now?

Yes.

But if I marry you, and

you do not release him.

If you have blood

on your hands...

then you'll spend the rest

of your life in a cold bed.

Do you understand?

I'll give you nothing of

what I have to give.

You have my word.

I'll send for a priest.

How the hell do you find

a priest just like that?

You'll have your balls on

the block if we don't.

-Hey, You!

-What?

Father.

Where're you going?

To Pampinea's house.

To the wedding?

How do you know we wanted a priest,

when we've just been sent to get one?

The word of God,

travels fast.

Hey, don't I know you?

Your face is

very familiar.

Its the clothes, all

priests looks the same.

You must go. Leave before

he changes his mind.

Are you really

going to marry him?

Not your concern.

The priest's here.

Leave while you can.

He must hear our confessions

before the wedding.

I'll go first.

So, just to be clear. How many potential

husbands you have right now?

-Three.

-Which one do you want?

Lorenzo!

I love Lorenzo.

But you not met the Count,

the one you promise to marry.

You could fall in

love with him.

-No, only Lorenzo.

-Does he love you?

Yes. No. He love me but

he doesn't know it yet.

It's not easy

being a priest.

Please delay as

long as you can.

and I realized that...

stealing other people's money was far

easier than working for my own.

All those killings?

How many people?

-I can't remember.

-That's quite a list.

Not to mention what you

did to your father.

Do I know you?

Your face is familiar,

I'm sure I know you.

Its the clothes. All

priests looks the same.

To absolve yourself...

from these terrible sins and

hope for an eternal salvation.

you must abstain from all sexual

thought and all sexual deeds..

For a period of 30 days.

But I'm just about to be married!

How can I abstain sex for 30 days?

That's... mean!

and stupid.

Well of course, if you

do something really stupid...

then you must expect to suffer so we

can remain stupid in return...

just to show you how stupid

you were in the first place.

It's called a penance.

That's... really,

really stupid.

God works in

mysterious ways.

Well, I had him by the nuts...

Well for sure.

But how long could I squeeze,

before he squeeze mine?

You know Gerbino sent us

along to kill you, didn't he?.

I kind of guess that.

Dirty business, killing.

-I'd rather be a gardener.

-I know just the place.

Listen. We could

let you go.

But you must

promise not to tell.

Really?

-I promise.

-Good.

That hurts.

Really, really hurt.

Is this the road to the villa of

Pampinea Anastasi?

-It's that way.

-Thank you.

Who are you?

I am Count Dimitri Alexander

Dzerzhinski...!

Ah!

short, fat Russian

Witness, all of you.

You are Gerbino Della Ratta?

You know who I am.

Please don't be difficult.

How can I marry you if you

don't answer the question?

Are you Gerbino Della Ratta?

I am.

-You are Pampinea Anastasi?

-I am, Father.

And when did you both last

take confession? Pampinea?

I've taken confession on

this day, Father.

-Did you confess all your sins?

-I did, Father.

Gerbino Della Ratta.

When did you last

take confession?

-You know when I last took confession.

-Bad answer.

"I had taken confession

on this day, Father."

-I had taken confession on this day.

-Father.

Father.

Then do you both come to me,

pure in body and soul. Hence I do.

- I do.

- I do.

- Have you bathe?

- What?!

Pampinea?

I have bathe, on this day of day

which is my marriage debt.

Witness all of you, this woman come

to us pure, in both body and soul.

Gerbino Della Ratta.

Have you bathe on this day

of day, that is your wedding day?

- Yes.

- When did you bathe?

- I just told you I bathe!.

- When exactly, when did you last take a bath?

I have bathe!

Thoroughly? All the bits

and pieces, downstairs....

-In between your legs?

-What?

Show me your hands.

-You got dirt on your nails.

-Where?

There. I can't marry you if

you have dirty fingernails.

That ridiculous...

I've never heard anything so ridiculous.

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