VooDoo

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Oh, g...

Why?

No! Frank!

Higher, higher, mommy!

No!

Mommy!

Come!

I want my mommy!

Come with me!

Mommy!

Let me go!

Mine!

Innocent blood,

young and sweet.

Revenge will come.

The master will meet.

Innocent blood,

young and sweet.

Revenge will come.

The master will meet.

Dani!

Thank you so much.

It'll just take a quick sec.

Okay, lady, please.

I gotta go.

What button am I pressing?

No, you just hold it,

it's already on.

Here I am in union station.

Finally made it to la.

Hi, dad.

So excited!

So, I'm on

the famous 101 freeway.

And I understand now

why it's so famous.

Looks like the traffic's

finally starting to move.

We should be there soon.

Oh, this is my cab driver Dave.

Say hi, Dave!

Yeah, hi.

He's pretty much

the best driver ever.

Oh my god! Is that Melrose?!

I heard of that.

Hey, Dave, do you know where

any famous people live?

Lady, I don't care

about famous people.

Oh, come on Dave,

you live in la.

You telling me you never, like,

gave a famous person a ride

or something before?

Hey, do you have

any celebrity friends?

No. It's my cab, my wife

and that's it.

Oh, come on,

there has to be someone.

What about Miley?

Have you see Miley Cyrus?

I don't watch baseball.

Thank you, Dave!

You're the best cab guy

in the world!

- Girl!

- Oh my god, stace!

You made it!

How was the trip?

It was good.

You look great!

I know!

You do, too.

What's with

this whole camera thing?

Filming the whole trip?

- Of course!

Spielbergerella.

Okay, thank you.

Yo, no, dude,

aren't you gonna help us with

those bags, up this hill?

No way.

I just tipped him

like three dollars.

Naw, naw, man.

Come on, hey!

What the hell, Dave?!

Dude, can you believe

that terrorist?

I know!

Who makes girls carry luggage

up a steep ass hill like this?

Welcome to la.

Dude, you brought

a butt-load of luggage.

Yeah, but I'm gonna be here

for like a month.

A month, not a decade.

Okay, I've seen you travel

with way more stuff than this.

- F*** this. I am taking the camera.

- No! Wait!

Is this it?

Yep. Go on in.

Hey, y'all!

This is my cousin from N'Orleans

I was tellin' y'all about.

Hi, cousin from New Orleans.

Hi, guys.

My b*tches.

Hey, come drink with us, babe.

Yeah, just let me get her

settled in right quick.

Okay.

Hey, can you bring the radio?

My phone died.

All right.

They're nice.

Yeah, if you're into

pervs and hos.

Nice, cuz!

Yep, this is the palace...

Oh, yeah, go ahead.

Just drop your f***ing sh*t,

Dani, that's cool.

Oh, man.

I can get used to this!

Don't. Your dad made me promise

I wouldn't keep you.

Whatchya readin'?

I don't read, you tard.

That's my stash.

Oh.

You're actin' like you don't

know your f***ing cousin.

Is that how you do it here? Just

leave it right on the coffee table?

Welcome to California, baby.

Oh, this is cute!

I'm gonna take this.

Here for five minutes

and you're stealing my sh*t.

Let's go see what else

looks good on me.

Klepto.

Oh, sh*t!

Uh, art?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

Oh, that's Trey's room.

I'd steer clear of that

if I were you.

Charming.

Yeah, he's into cute babies

and dead things like that.

And that is my room. That's

where all the magic happens.

Mm, nice.

Exactly as I pictured it.

I know, right?

I think I should be like an

interior designer or somethin'.

What the hell are you doing

with voodoo beads, crazy?

I had this boy who decided

to cheat on me

so I figured voodoo curse.

Sh*t didn't work though,

damn it.

Yeah, I'm kind of going through

that myself, actually.

Oh, god.

This would be the dinin' room.

Slash hoarders paradise.

Okay, that's all the band sh*t.

We're gonna need that when we're

one of the greatest bands ever.

Naturally.

That's our studio there

on the right.

Oh, wow!

It's like my sanctuary.

That's where I like to go

and, you know, reflect.

I'm a very angry person, Dani.

Oh, is that what it is?

This place is huge.

Your ass is huge.

Oh, miss Donna.

She misses you.

And she always will.

Oh, I like this one.

Who's is this?

It's all yours, kiddo.

It took me four f***ing days

to clean this place.

I get my own room?

Holy sh*t, I thought for sure

I'd be staying on the couch!

And you get your own bathroom.

Don't you dare go using mine.

I'm super anal

about my bathroom.

Ba dum ch.

Yes, I got lines.

Are you happy, Princess?

Maybe a little.

Oh, yeah.

This feels so good.

Try stayin' on a train

for three f***in' days.

Well maybe...

somebody should've taken

a plane like I told them to.

Ah, well maybe I like trains.

Did you bring a bathing suit?

Yeah. Who doesn't bring

a bathing suit to California?

Stupid N'Orleans b*tches

like you.

I can't believe

I'm finally here!

Only took you two f***in' years.

I know, I'm sorry.

It's just things were

so crazy back home and...

and then work

was driving me nuts,

and then

that whole thing happened...

Blah blah blah blah blah.

Just put your swim suit on.

You'll be over that douche

in 24 hours.

You're too good to me, cuz!

No, don't! No!

No!

Say hi, b*tch.

You up for a drink?

- Um, Jack? How 'bout Jack?

- You should go get us drinks.

Oh! That's pure vodka,

f*** face.

Hey, how long ya here for?

Uh, 'til the 28th.

No, you should stay

'til Halloween,

because then we can go to Weho

and you can see

the crazy costumes.

- Weho?

- Yes, it's so fun.

- What's Weho?

- Okay, no. Well, first off...

Weho is west Hollywood.

Halloween is so much better

in N'Orleans.

- No, that's true. New Orleans Halloween...

- who says "Nawlins"?

You wish you sounded

as good as us!

I was there for Mardi Gras

a few years ago.

So fun!

Oh, my god.

I love Mardi Gras.

You, sweetheart, love

showing those tits off.

Hey! She did it for the beads.

There's nothing wrong with that.

It's kind of true. I would

do anything for the beads.

I mean Mardi Gras girls

are f***ing insane.

Think about it, no daddies

stifling their creativity.

Titties, titties, more titties.

Yeah, no, these girls seriously

come from all over the world

just to whip their b*obs

all over town.

I mean, it's nutty.

Yeah, but I heard

if a guy whips out his dick

then he goes to jail.

What's that about?

The bad guys go to jail.

Because nobody wants

to see a bunch of guys

whipping their d*cks out.

- Bullshit!

Trey! Trey! Trey!

Boys, boys, it's only five P.M.

Don't gotta start getting

gay on me now. Stop it.

Too soon?

Okay, wait, I have a question.

So stace, so this one

and this one that's the band?

Bandmates, and these beautiful

ladies are my co-tenders!

- Whoo!

- Co-tenders?

Trey!

Keep it in the pants.

- False alarm.

Wait, so what is-what is

this so-called band called?

- Rapeseed!

- Rapeseed forever!

Rapeseed?

I will not be seeing that.

I'm a little scared.

So anyways, what are you gonna

be doing while you're here?

I dunno, ask that one.

She's the one in charge.

To start off with,

we are going

to Hollywood blvd tonight.

We are not doing you tonight.

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