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We are going

to Hollywood blvd tonight,

and then we are going

to the rainbow.

Ooh, love the rainbow.

Rainbow's cool.

You're gonna like that.

Not the gay bar rainbow.

Oh, my god! You guys should

come out with us tonight!

Oh, no, we're going

to Vegas tonight!

Yeah!

Vegas?

You're still going to Vegas?

Okay, so tell us

some good Stacy stories.

You can shut your mouth.

Like there's not enough

of those going around!

I've got a few of those!

I know there's some deep down

secrets you ain't telling us about.

Deep down secrets!

No, she looks sweet,

but once you get to know her...

So, is that just a front,

the sweetness, or...

Hey! Shut up! You see

what I have to live with?

Oh, yeah, what you

gotta live with, huh?

Oh! Two!

It's always better than one.

Whoo!

Ooh, look at me!

I'm walking on famous people!

It's the walk of fame, moron.

Look! We have one of those

back home!

Whoo!

There she is,

ladies and gentlemen.

The hottest thing this town

has ever seen.

Oh, this is nice!

Hey, was Mann really Chinese?

Dani, whose hands are those?

It's Marilyn!

She found her, uncle Johnny.

Hi, daddy!

Who's next to her?

I don't know who that is.

Jane Russell.

She's not as cool.

You don't, who Jane Russell is,

you tard?

Um, she's not Marilyn,

I know that.

Ooh, Kevin Costner, he's so hot.

Ooh, Hannibal!

"I'm having

an old friend for dinner."

Stacy's got doors-dar so of course

she found them right quick.

Yay, you found him, whoo.

Let's get outta here,

I wanna get stoned.

Stop with the horns.

It's Spielberg, not Dio!

Take it to the head, cuz.

Oh, that's so strong.

What?

It's that Californ-i-a

kushy kushy Kush, baby.

Hand that over here.

- Yep.

Here, give me that.

I think I'm already stoned.

- Don't smoke in the cab.

Okay, stace, die it out,

he's gonna roll on us.

Whatever, officer.

Roll down the window.

Stacy, oh, my god, stop.

We're seriously going to prison.

Ha!

Okay.

Aw, yeah.

Stace!

Would you quit walking so fast?

I'm just-

I'm f***ing paranoid right now.

Dude. Insane.

Your eyes are f***ing glassy.

I'm so stoned!

What have I done?

It's your first day

in Hollywood.

Are you stoked or what?

Oh, my god, I love it.

Love, love, love it.

Oh, my god, it's Ron Jeremy.

What? Where?

Ladies.

Hi, how are you?

I'm Ron.

Hi. I'm Dani.

Nice to meet you, Dani.

You know, you're very pretty.

Here.

Take my card.

Gimme a call.

I have something

you might be interested in.

Um, okay, I-i will do that.

Nice to meet you.

- Same here.

- [Stacy bye bye, Ronnie.

- Bye bye.

Oh, my god.

Ron Jeremy just made you

his concubine.

He has the biggest whore-dar

in the world

and he came and talked to you.

What does that say?

F*** you.

This place is trippy.

I feel like I'm in Pantera's

basement or something.

Dude, I totally

brought this guy here once.

Never talked to me again.

F***er.

Shocker.

Speaking of that, what's

up with you and Spencer?

Nothing.

Nothing serious,

we're just friends.

No, you know what?

Dani, you tell me all about

what's going on with you.

Tell me everything about frank.

- Oh, god.

What a f***ing a**hole.

He told me he was single. No.

He ended up being married

the whole f***ing time.

- No way.

- Uh-huh.

And then his wife

ended up being like some voodoo

priestess or some sh*t.

- Get the f...

- Yeah, get this.

She comes to my work.

- Your work?!

Uh-huh!

You can believe this b*tch?

She comes to my work and starts

cursing and screaming at me

in some, like,

some weird language.

Telling me how I f***ed up

her home.

- Just f*** that b*tch.

- I know.

You're such a Jezebel.

- F*** you.

- - I'm gonna start calling you Jezzy.

Hmm.

That was it, though.

I mean, I bought my ticket here.

I just had to get out of there.

You know?

That's really shitty, Dani.

I'm sorry.

It's all right.

I fell in love with him, though.

That's the part that sucks.

And his wife man,

she was so scary.

I mean,

you know, I don't-

I don't believe

in that kind of like

voodoo stuff,

but there was something a

bout her, man.

- What?

- She tripped me the f*** out.

Just 'cause she showed up

to your work?

No, no. It was like-

it was like what she was doing.

I mean, she-she started, like,

speaking in this weird language,

then her eyes started rolling

in the back of her head.

I mean, it was nuts.

Don't look at me that way!

Trust me, it was scary.

You would've been scared, too.

I'm sure it was, Dani.

But you realize that none

of that, none of that is real.

Yeah, yeah.

But you know people back home,

I mean...

everyone's superstitious.

I mean, you start to kinda buy

into it after a little while.

Plus, you know,

my mom dying and stuff.

It was all just kinda playing

on me at the same time.

How you doing with that, kiddo?

Are you okay?

Hmm, yeah, I mean,

good as can be expected, right?

Is that the necklace

she gave you?

Yeah.

Kind of makes me feel like

she's always a part of me,

you know?

You were always closer

to your mom than I was.

Sorry I didn't make

the services, Dani.

Naw, it's all right.

You know what? No.

We are not doing this.

This is your vacation.

We're gonna have some fun.

- Okay.

- Talk about good things, happy things.

All right. You first.

Um, you know,

we should get some Jack.

- Jack? No.

- Jack. Yes.

Are you out of your damn mind?

I am always out of my damn mind.

But we are having some Jack

and it is happening.

I f***ing hate you.

Are you really gonna make me do this?

- Oh, yeah.

- All right, here we go.

- Cheers.

That's...

That's the face

I was looking for!

- I hate you.

- Oh, you can hate me.

But you'll love me when

it hits you in the morning.

Right now, it's dance time.

- Dance!

- Dance time!

You're clinically insane, child.

You need help.

Why?

I'm taking you home,

and putting you to bed.

Oh yeah, 'cause you never

stripped at a bar. Okay.

Yo, yo, yo! Where you

ladies headed tonight?

Oh, god.

He's cute. What?

Ugh.

Why do these f***in' cab guys

keep makin' us walk

up this hill?

Because they suck.

Next time,

we're not getting out

'til they take us all the way.

Fo Shiz.

What's that?

Did you hear that?

Hello?

Hello?

Dani, don't go over there!

Just give me a second.

- Oh, my god!

- You a**holes!

- Oh, we got you both.

- Oh, my god, you did.

That was so good!

All his idea.

I am the creative one

in the relationship.

You're both dead, and that

little one has to go to bed.

- No!

- What?

This little lady

just got here, mom...

- Yeah!

- So hook up.

She always tries

to keep me chained!

Let's get this camera

outta here real quick.

Oh, I like this thing.

You've seen our house.

I was gonna take her for a walk.

- Ooh, yes, yes, yes.

- No, no.

Mommy, can I please

go for a walk?

- No, no, no, no, no.

- Yes, yes.

- No.

- We can hang out, they can hang out.

- Okay fine, you can go.

- Yay!

I get to do big girl things!

Not to worry, stace.

I'll protect her from these

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