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dangerous Hollywood hills types.

- Yes, you will.

- Dani!

How was the rainbow tonight?

It was good!

It was, um...

Well, we-we ran into

Ron Jeremy, the porn actor.

Um, he gave me his card.

That's cool...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - ...And

scary, all at the same time.

Man, this camera is like

f***ing ridiculous.

Most people

just use their phones.

I know. My, uh...

my dad found it for me

right before I came out here

to film my trip.

Your dad?

Wow, that's sweet.

I love my daddy.

I love him, too.

So you're a filmmaker?

Oh, yeah, I'm thinking about it.

I mean, right now I'm just,

um, working

as an account executive,

but you never know.

Well, might as well start now.

Yeah, but I mean, I have

to wait a little while.

Waiting sucks. F*** waiting.

Waiting does suck.

- I hate waiting. Right?

- I hate waiting.

- I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry, too.

- No, I just-i just...

- What's wrong?

Can't do this right now.

I'm sorry.

I know, I...

- We were so close!

It's not you.

I got out of a really,

really bad recently...

I thought so.

And, um...

thought I wanted this,

but I just-

I don't think I'm ready yet.

Yeah, well...

But, you know,

I'm gonna be here for weeks,

so maybe I'll feel differently

on Thursday,

so just wait a little.

- I understand.

We hate waiting. We talked about this.

- I know we do.

But um, yeah, I'm just-

I'm gonna go

make sure Stacy's okay.

Ah, come on!

Watch as the dirty slut

begins the mating process

with her unaware prey.

Uh, I hate to interrupt,

but I'm going to bed now.

Good night, guys.

Aw, you were such a cute kid.

What the hell happened?

I'm gonna f*** with her.

Oh, my god. This is the scariest

house I've ever been in.

Who the f*** has this sh*t

in their house?

Goddamn it.

Ugh.

And in we go!

Oh, goddamn,

she is so f***ing messy.

Let's see...

What do we have here?

Could use a decorator. Ooh!

There we go, mama like.

Thank you.

Sorry, stace, but...

you deserve it.

It's play time.

Okay...

I'm still a little wasted.

I drank just a little bit more

than I should've, but...

that's what vacations are for.

Sorry, daddy.

Anyways, it was a great

first day here in sunny c.A.

And tomorrow we're going

to the beach.

I think she said Venice,

which is awesome.

I've always wanted to go there.

The doors, baby, yeah.

It's where Jim and Pam

met first, I think.

Anyways, I'm tired, so...

I'm gonna go to sleep, but...

I love you, daddy.

I hope you're okay.

Good night.

Oh, I think I hit

the night vision button.

Okay.

For real this time.

Night, daddy.

That's it! See?

Big sign that says "Venice."

Yay, we made it!

Hey, I really gotta pee.

Should I just, like,

pee in the ocean?

Ew, Dani!

Dude, you're gonna

love this place.

It's full of transient

psychopaths like ourselves.

Ugh, I'm so hung over.

You know the best cure for that?

Uh, more booze?

Exactly.

- Oh, me god.

- Voila!

Oh, okay, gimme the camera.

- Take it.

Gimme your camera.

All right. You better taste

my bomb bloody Mary,

'cause I make

the bombest bloody marries.

Oh, that is so good.

I know! And it looks like juice

so the po-po don't even know.

- You're a genius.

- I know.

Let's go.

Why is it so crowded?

Welcome to Venice.

It's kinda dead, actually.

Is that your new dance moves,

Dani?

I think he's gonna try

to jump over everyone.

Yeah, that's exciting stuff.

Come on, let's go.

I wanna go.

Go down the beach.

Holy sh*t! It's so cold!

- Get your ass back in there.

- It's like ice!

You do it!

- What did you do...

This is how it's done.

Oh, my god, she's nuckin' futs!

Hey, they say mental illness

is hereditary!

Oh, yeah! See?!

Wait, hey!

What'd you do to my camera?

You turned the exposure

all the way up.

Don't play

with things you don't...

Um, hi!

Dude, we ain't got no money.

Move on.

He's kinda creeping me out.

Just give him some change

or something.

Dude, seriously, why you

creeping on young girls?

- Stace.

- No.

Seriously, dude.

Get outta here. Leave.

Now!

He's sorry.

He should be sorry.

Have a good day, buddy.

That's sad.

He's just off is meds.

Kinda gettin' hungry.

- Go get somethin'.

- Are you sure?

Yeah. It's fine.

Okay, I'll be back.

Okeedokee.

Stace, let's go walk around.

The boardwalk's really cool.

Stacy!

F*** man!

Jesus Christ!

Was I sleeping?

Dude, I was only gone

for, like, 20 minutes.

Come on!

Let's go walk around.

Coming.

Kick your ass for that.

Dude, we can go and get

a tattoo right here.

I am not getting

a tattoo, crazy.

- Why not?

- My dad would kill me.

More Sage.

I'm telling you, I really think

we should Sage the whole house.

I think you're just paranoid

and have...

You're not back home, anymore.

It's not always hot.

Ooh, Stacy, a psychic!

Dani, no.

Ten bucks?!

I can just call my cousin

and see one for free.

- Yo, kiddo, look at those.

- - Hello.

- These are nice.

- - These rocks are beautiful.

- Hello.

- Hi.

- Hi, how are ya?

- Oh, hello, hello.

- These are pretty.

- Oh...

They are good for la protection.

- For the protection?

- You need these.

Yes, yes, yes.

- Oh, I need these.

Yes. You should try this.

Yes, yes, yes.

This good for the soul.

- Oh.

I think I'm-I'm good, though.

I just wanted to look.

No, no.

- Lady, lady, really.

She's Christian.

She won't wear those.

It is good for the soul.

Oh, okay, um, I'm okay,

but thank you.

I just wanted to look.

- Uh-huh?

- I can read the hand.

Oh.

Tell her what she's won, lady.

Okay.

Oh...

You had...

Abortion recently.

Abortion?

No... no.

I... what?!

What?!

- Leave!

- What?!

- Leave!

- Okay, Jesus!

You crazy b*tch!

Dani, wait up!

Dani, are you okay?

I am so freaked out right now.

It's usually really fun here.

I'm sorry.

Naw, it's fine.

So, where to now?

You pick.

Where you wanna go?

I've never been here. How the

hell am I supposed to know?

Oh, okay.

So, in your whole life,

you never said "if I ever get

to la, I'm gonna try this out."

Never happened?

Um... oh!

Let's be contestants

on the price is right!

Oh, hell no.

Okay, uh, wheel of fortune?!

Strike two, kiddo. One more.

Oh! I know! I know!

I know! I know!

I'm like a stripper on a pole.

Two words:
Ron Jeremy.

This is the greatest street

in the world!

Now you're f***in' skippin'.

Yeah, yeah, blow a kiss

to the camera.

There you go!

I'm so glad those douchebags

peaced out.

Not me!

Oh, my god.

And it will never be yours.

Dude, you look just like it!

You're creepy.

Those are awesome, man!

I want those...

I would kill to see you

in that, actually!

That's ugly.

Ooh!

- Oh, my god, Stacy.

- Now that's awesome!

- Dude!

You would never be caught dead in that.

Are you kidding me?

Matching pants and purse.

That's hot.

Right?

Shimmering!

This place looks nice.

You wanna stop here?

No, Dani, can we go now?

It's getting dark soon.

- Hold on. Hold on.

Son of a b*tch.

Who is it?

It's frank.

Dani, don't answer it!

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