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Synopsis: Hood vs. Evil will find a teen such as Red Riding Hood who will be training in a distant land with a mysterious, covert group called the Sister Hoods. When Red and the Wolf get called upon by Nick Flippers the head of the Happily Ever After Agency over to investigate the disappearance of Hansel and Gretel.
Director(s): Mike Disa
Production: The Weinstein Co.
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.8
Metacritic:
20
Rotten Tomatoes:
11%
PG
Year:
2011
86 min
$10,134,754
Website
89 Views


Yeah, I know.

We were kids.

Did you ever tell, uh,

John about...

No.

But he knows.

Awesome.

Hey, there it is.

Round one.

What the f***

is that?

So good to see

you both again.

Welcome to round one.

The rules are quite...

You got it. Simple.

If you look to your left,

you'll notice that there are

five innocent civilians.

Innocent civilians.

And now, if you'll move

your attention to the fuse,

which has already been left.

The fuse will burn out

in 95 seconds.

Enter the cage,

defeat Sledgesaw

in under 90 seconds,

deactivate the bomb,

free the civilians.

Or option two, do nothing

and Sledgesaw will

kill the civilians and you

Also, any attempt to untie

the innocent civilians

will be considered

cheating, and we know

heroes don't cheat.

Okay?

F***, you have 80 seconds.

Good luck.

Son of a b*tch.

Stop the fuse.

Where you going?

You kill Manpower,

or the five innocents

in the truck will ignite.

And you know what?

I've got the only fire extinguisher

You know, I'm starting

to feel what it

feels like to win.

Sh*t.

Good luck.

What the hell is

a Manpower?

Where is it?

I want you.

Let us see you

fly again, little birdie.

All right. Let's do it.

F***.

You are nothing.

Now it's my turn.

God damn it.

Come on.

Have you guys got

any bright ideas?

It won't stop.

Fine, I'll be right there.

All right, big guy.

Put one right here.

Yep.

Oh, sh*t. Okay,

we probably got

about 20 seconds till

this thing blows, right?

Find anything you can

that's sharp

and cut it now.

Jesus Christ.

Right. Let's get

you guys out

of there, huh?

No.

I'm sorry.

No.

We still save them.

No, we run!

We could've saved them.

If we'd stayed

any longer, that'd be us

burning over there too.

John! John!

John, we need your help!

Jill, where are you?

The junkyard,

we need you now!

Okay, don't worry,

we're on our way.

Come on, let's move.

What's wrong?

I couldn't save them.

It's not your fault,

neither could I.

I could have if

I was still fast.

Our friends

need our help.

Yeah.

I'm gonna charge

in there, I'm gonna

grab him.

Should I sneak

up behind him?

Damn motherfucking

flamethrower!

No, no, just

clean up the mess.

Dinner time.

I'm gonna want to cut

your heart out, boy.

I'm going to

want to eat it.

I want to get big

and strong again.

Two for the price of one.

You both look so tasty.

You first!

Charlie!

Yummy, yummy, yum, yum.

Quiet, quiet.

Okay. Let's party.

Hey!

What the hell?

What the hell is this?

It's blood, man.

No, no. This...

This thing in my stomach.

This... This tight thing.

It's pain.

You're hurt.

Is this what happens

when you die?

Yeah, I mean,

you feel pain.

You're not going to die.

You... You sure?

Yeah. Let me...

Let me look.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You'll be fine.

Just... Just hold

that there, okay?

Just go in the garage

and get me a T-shirt

or bandage or something.

Yeah, yeah.

It's all right.

Just keep pressure

on it, all right?

Just right there, hold it.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

You okay?

Yeah, I just got the wind

knocked out of me.

Well, you're lucky.

Just forgot

he could see me.

Yeah, I know.

Hold on, hold on,

hold on!

Thanks.

Yeah.

Okay, here. Easy.

Easy, I'm going

to put this on.

Easy, easy.

That feels funny.

Yeah, I know,

but it's good. It'll...

It'll stop the bleeding.

Just hold it there, okay?

Yeah, okay.

Okay, you're going to

be okay, all right? Just...

I'm going to go

over here for a second.

Just... Just stay

right here, all right?

Okay, cool.

All right, cool.

What's going on?

Charlie's screwed,

all right?

He's gonna die soon.

What?

How long does he have?

Hours or...

Minutes, maybe.

He got stabbed

right in the stomach,

and pretty deep.

At least he doesn't

understand what pain is,

so he'll go easy.

There's nothing

we can do.

What about the garage?

Isn't there something inside

there, medicine or something?

a 12-inch stab wound

from his lower intestines,

Jill.

I'm sorry.

I know you

and him are close.

Just go.

Stay with him until

it happens, all right?

It'll be pretty soon.

Just go sit with him,

all right?

Charlie.

Hey.

How are you doing?

Good. Fine, I think.

We're just gonna wait

here a minute and see

what we're doing.

Okay.

You're gonna

be okay, Charlie.

It's going to be fine.

Let's go check

the innocents.

Did we win

this time?

I don't know.

Jesus.

At least we're not

detonating them.

What are you

talking about?

When they blow up,

it isn't coinciding with the

times he's been giving us.

He's watching us.

When we get close to them,

he just blows them up.

Just to f*** with us.

He wants to make us

think we can win

so he can just pull

the rug out from under us.

So what the hell

do we do?

You see any transmitters

on the innocents?

What?

No.

That's because

they're tiny.

And if they're that small,

in order to remote detonate,

he has to be

somewhere in this town.

You sure?

Yeah, I think so.

You got a plan?

Just keep

playing along.

Charlie, Charlie!

Charlie!

Jill, I'm sorry.

He just said

he was feeling better.

And then he just died.

I couldn't do anything.

It's okay. I'm sorry.

What are we gonna

do with him?

We could just...

We could just

leave him here,

until we figure all this out

and we could just

come back for him.

Jesus, John!

I don't know

what else to do.

What are you doing?

Wow!

Round one sure was

exciting, wasn't it?

I mean, I do feel bad for

The Wall, though, you know.

He was kind of stupid,

though, wasn't he?

I thought for sure he

was going to make it

at least to round two.

Oh, well.

Forever young and all that,

beautiful corpse.

Anyway, I'd like to

take a moment

to applaud all of you,

for your hard work in round one.

You saved zero civilians,

and barely saved yourselves.

All right, all right,

I won't fault you

for the warm-up round.

But now we're

on to round two.

And I'd like to call this

the bonus round.

Charge, since you seem to

like maps, I'll let you find

the way for the others.

You have five minutes.

Five minutes to make

your way to the old shack.

It's down off the dirt road,

on Parker Avenue.

Once there,

I'll give you the final rules

for everyone's favorite

bonus round.

Bonne chance!

I'm glad you came.

I'm kind of drunk

right now.

Are you sure

you want to do this?

Of course. I mean,

just means I'm doing

what I want, right?

Yeah, I don't want it

to be a mistake though.

That's impossible.

Guess what.

What?

I like you.

Sh*t. I'm so...

It's our night off.

Yeah, I know.

Okay, so I guess

I'll see you tomorrow.

Yeah.

Okay.

Jill.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Here we go.

Guys.

These coffins have our

name written on them.

What?

Bonus round, huh?

Don't look at them,

he's just trying

to scare us.

Well, it's f***ing

working, John!

Why isn't Charlie's

name here?

Because this is all

part of Rickshaw's game.

He was always

planning on Charlie

dying at the junkyard.

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Cory Edwards

Cory Edwards (born August 21, 1968) is an American film director, screenwriter, and stand-up comedian. He is probably best known for co-directing, co-writing, and voice acting in Hoodwinked (2005), and for co-writing and voice acting in the 2011 sequel Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil. He is the older brother of screenwriter/director Todd Edwards and film producer Katie Hooten. more…

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