Waitress Page #5
Maybe we could have
a coffee or something.
I can't have coffee.
It's on the bad food list you gave me.
- What kind of doctor are you?
- Well, you don't have to have coffee.
You could have water or fruit juice.
That's a bad idea.
I'm married. You're married.
I'm pregnant.
- You're my doctor.
- Uh...
You're right, it's crazy.
It's unethical
on my part. I...
Wait!
No kissing in the street.
I have a very jealous husband.
He'd kill you
if he ever saw us.
He don't like when other men
- even look at me.
- Is he large?
He's large enough,
and he drives
- right past here on the way to work.
- Well, maybe we
shouldn't be standing
in the street then.
I've got to go make pies.
It'll take me time to walk
the five blocks,
wait for the bus.
I don't want to be late.
- Cal gets mad when I'm late.
- Let me drive you.
No. Yes.
Please.
Well, thank you for the tarts.
They were unbelievably delicious.
"Delicious" is not even
a good enough word
for what they are. They...
I mean, what you do with food is...
unearthly.
It's sensual.
Does anybody else appreciate?
You're welcome.
So, um...
Do we? I mean, what do we?
- Dr. Pomatter, I'll call you
- Can I...
if I have any questions or concerns.
"Earl Murders Me
'Cause I'm Having an Affair Pie. "
You smash blackberries and raspberries
into a chocolate crust.
"I Can't Have No Affair
Because It's Wrong
And I Don't Want Earl
To Kill Me Pie. "
Vanilla custard with banana.
Hold the banana.
Don't you have no home?
Excuse me. What?
I'm wondering if you have
to sleep outside my diner,
'cause maybe you don't have no home.
I have a home.
Right,
and a bad husband, I remember.
You got lipstick all over your face.
What?
Your lipstick
is all smudged,
like someone gave you a good one.
I'm going inside now.
Once you're done wiping away
all your indiscretions,
I'll be sitting in my booth
wanting fresh-squeezed
orange juice, no ice,
and a "Spanish Dancer Pie"
with potato crust.
Here you go.
"Dear Elizabeth... "
Do you know this column?
It's for the lonely hearts.
"Dear Elizabeth.
"My husband fell in love
with another woman
"from his workplace.
"I want to kill myself.
"I want to write
"the perfect suicide note
"that would let him know just
how much pain he has caused me.
"I'm wondering if you can
dispense any advice
"on composing
a suicide note
"that would harm
my snake of a husband
"and his slut girlfriend the most.
Yours truly... Betrayed in Biloxi. "
Elizabeth just gives her
some nonsense
about not killing herself.
I love living vicariously
through the pain and suffering
of others.
I don't believe for one second
you're as mean as you play.
You tip me better than anyone.
Oh, what do you know?
Bring me more water
for this empty glass.
Mm-hmm.
No!
No. No.
Mommy!
What did I say?
No.
All right, now stop it, sugar, please?
Okay, you can have chocolate milk, okay?
I'm sorry. You can have
as much chocolate milk as you want.
Okay, all right, you little...
Okay.
Jenna, come on.
Listen, you can have
chocolate milk, okay?
Here, darling,
we bought you something,
a present.
That's sweet.
You shouldn't have.
Open it.
Okay.
Oh, it's a book.
What a Mama You're Going to Be.
Oh, look at that.
We know you didn't initially
have a strong happiness
about this whole baby thing,
but she is coming anyway.
We don't know it's a she.
We figured we'd give you something
that every woman
is supposed to read.
And every woman is supposed
to read something like that...
we think.
Well, thanks.
- You best read and absorb it.
- Hey, you know,
I was thinking. Have you ever
heard about those people
who sell their babies
for lots of money
through, like, lawyers and stuff?
Jenna, you can't sell your baby.
That's a horrible thought.
I was just thinking,
if I did, I might
make enough money
to finally get away from Earl.
I mean, at this point, the baby
is the only real financial asset
I have if I don't win
that pie contest.
I am going to pretend
that you are not saying this.
Not everybody wants
to be a mama, Dawn.
That don't make me a bad person.
You're not getting
any more affectionate
towards that little baby?
Not at all?
I respect this baby's right to thrive.
I do nothing harmful to it.
I don't drink,
I watch my diet, but no.
I feel nothing like affection.
Maybe that man smothered
all the affection out of me.
I don't know.
Well, I got to get back to work.
Yeah, uh, breakfast crowd's
heating up.
Yeah.
Hey, thanks for the book.
All right.
Jenna, there's all these
cool things to do in here.
Um, there's a little scrapbook
section in the back,
where you can put pictures
of your pregnant belly as it develops.
Oh, and there's a place where
you can write your first letter to your baby.
- Oh.
- Right here.
Right in the middle.
Okay, Dawn, thanks.
First Letter To My Baby.
First letter.
Where's my water?
Dear baby...
Dear baby,
if I was writing you a letter,
it would probably sound
something like an apology.
I know everyone deserves a mama
who'd want a nice baby
such as yourself...
who was also a good wife,
a fine member of society.
And I can't rightly say
that I'm any of that,
and I'm not sure the world
is such a fine place
to be bringing you.
Many of the people I've met
are not worth meeting.
Many of the things that happen
are not worth living through.
And you shouldn't take it
personal, baby,
if I don't seem like all the
other mamas-to-be,
jumping all over themselves
with joy.
I frankly don't know
what I got to give you, baby.
What if I leave Earl and don't
win that contest next week
and don't have no money?
What the hell am I going to do
with you then?
You sure is getting fat, baby.
All my life, baby,
the only thing I ever want
to do is run away.
What kind of mama is that?
(singing hum in background) Baby don't you cry, gonna make a pie, gonna make a pie with a heart in the middle
I wish I could feel other things, baby.
Like excitement
that you're with me now
or faith that I'll be a good mama,
even if my life
ain't such a good place
and the world as I see it
ain't so pretty
like they'd have you believe
in this book.
Anyway, I'm writing
this letter to you.
It sounds more like a letter
to me, don't it?
Love, Mama.
Where you going, Jenna?
Nowhere, Earl.
L- I mean, to work.
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