Wakefield Page #2
Here's the conspiracy.
It's all a little too
convenient, don't you think?
Oh, yes, I agree.
She murdered him.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Ben Jacobson, attorney at law
just stoppin' by
for a little deli.
Hello, Ben.
You're not fooling anybody.
I say, without shame
I'd given not
a single thought
to anyone at work.
And the documents
I carried away with me.
Documents, vital
to a very lucrative case
we'd been preparing.
All of that
Well..
...I've got my own
little deli going here.
Oh, my god.
Here I am.
Ta-dah!
Oh, right.
Make her the victim.
Oh, please.
They've hardly been abandoned.
People, I'm right here.
Oh, I see.
Here it is.
Making your play, huh, Ben?
Go on, go on, go on. Go, on.
She's hurting.
Give her your hanky,
be a gentleman.
Oh, my god.
He..
He took out his phone.
What an ass.
A husband doesn't just vanish,
Mrs. Wakefield.
Howard Wakefield
is on this earth.
Or under it.
And only you, madam,
know which it is.
Are you accusing me
of making a game of this?
was quite rational.
May I remind you
to survive?
Oh.
Come on back.
Come on, honey, come back,
come back.
Come back,
come back, come back.
There you are.
About my wife's
deliberate nudity.
Apparently
it's a side effect of her
having once been
a modern dancer.
Briefly.
I feel compelled to add.
Who exactly are you trying
to attract out there?
No one can see me
and if they can, I don't care.
Uh, clearly.
Strutting around this house
on full display.
Would it kill you
to put some clothes on
in front of our girls?
No, I'm not gonna
teach our daughters
to have shame
about having a body.
What if I started
parading naked
around them, huh?
Hey, look at me!
Whoo, daddy's naked!
Mr. prude-o in the nude-o.
Hey, look at me,
I'm going to work naked!
Right, right, right.
Jesus.
Would you get away from there?
There's no one there, Howard.
Oh.
Seeing my wife in the nude,
oddly enough
usually got me
thinking about money.
I've only a slender amount
of cash with me.
And if it's my intention
to vanish completely
using a credit card
is out of the question.
I could pre-date a bank check
and cash it somewhere, yes.
But that might signal
to Diana
that my disappearance
was pre-meditated.
Which, I don't know,
seems unnecessarily cool.
It's not difficult
to run away.
all the time.
But if this were
a simple abandonment of wife
and children, I'd have
written Diana a note
taken my car out
of the garage
driven to Manhattan,
checked into a hotel
and walked to work
in the morning.
Easy. Anyone can do that.
But you'd still be
the same person.
This is different.
You see..
...i no longer seem
that only days ago
were so indispensable.
the smooth shave
credit cards, cellphones
clients.
There will be no more
getting on that train.
I'll take nothing more
from her.
Nothing from that house.
Ever.
I'll sustain myself
like a castaway.
A survivor.
Undetected.
Unshackled.
I'll become
the Howard Wakefield
I was meant to be.
Oh, please.
yourself. I know you have.
But what about
the twins you ask?
No regrets there.
our girls generally
think of me
as some kind
of unfortunate oddity
who embarrasses them
Believe me
I'm seeing more
of these two now
than I have in months,
if not years.
And I'm sure
it's not lost on you.
Though I might have
left my wife
I'll still be able
to keep an eye on her.
Ah.
There we go.
Did I ever miss
the conveniences of home?
Oh!
Yeah.
No TV..
...no problem.
Our neighbor, Dr. sondervan,
is a known authority
on down syndrome and other
developmental disorders.
When he began
to board some patients
a few months at a time,
I stood up for sondervan
when our neighbors
petitioned against him.
Sh*t!
God.
My spirited defense
of Dr. sondervan
and his young charges
for once gave me
the moral high ground
with Diana
who naturally
took the opposing view.
Howard, really?
Do we have any idea what
And the apparent answer
to your wife is
not too goddam much.
Morning's a little
social interaction.
Evenings conclude
with a hot shower.
And who can argue with that?
There you are.
Oh. That's so easy, isn't it?
In every marriage,
there's a division of labor.
Mine and yours.
By Diana's artful calibration
her tasks occur
only inside the house.
Children, cleaning,
provisioning.
Lots of shopping.
But anything external,
the roof
the gutters,
the chimney, trash
you know, servicing the cars,
that's all left to me.
Her duties end at the door.
And of course,
any labor accomplished
outside the house
is invisible to my wife.
Paying the bills, invisible.
Property taxes,
life insurance
home insurance
and of course, our mortgage.
All faithfully and invisibly
taken care of
by one Howard Wakefield.
Celebration.
One, two, three, four, five.
Party?
P-a-r-t-y.
Yeah.
Tsk. Monday.
Who the hell is this?
Oh, my god. Ben Jacobs.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, uh-huh.
You dog.
Coffee? Cookies? Come on in.
Oh, he's gonna need
some whitener
for his coffee, Diana.
Uh, excuse me, you don't
have any soy milk, do you?
Of course, she's got soy milk.
She's got everything.
Please, Ben,
please tell her
about your tragic
lactose intolerance.
All the bloating
and flatulence.
Ah-ha!
Little pro-bono work
on behalf of the firm.
How nice of you.
I'm impressed.
You know,
I never used to sing.
If I sign this..
...it's declaring
my husband absentee.
What if I don't sign?
Would it make him
any less absent?
You've got to be kidding me.
Right away with the..
Come on, honey.
Show him the door. Show it.
Yes, yes.
Oh, Ben, you're such a douche.
She is totally
out of your league.
Attagirl!
That's for you, d*ckhead.
Yeah.
Absentee or no,
it's a victory, I guess
to know I've still got
possession of my wife.
Which reminds me,
I believe you're aware
that Diana was something
of a dancer.
By the time we met,
of course
Diana's brief flirtation
with the stage
had been replaced
by the occasional
evening bar class.
While she pursued a graduate
degree in art history
and complicated her life
in the usual ways.
Did I tell you she was
involved with someone else
Dirk, dirk morrison.
Without touchin' the dime
or the bottle
and usin' only one finger,
get the dime into the bottle.
We met in the city
through an alumni mix
and hit it off.
A few years later,
my firm did some work
for his
capital investment firm.
I thought you were smart.
I guess he'd say
we were friends.
- Where's the $5?
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