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as my own.

And I will love you

until the day you die.

The officiant Brent Stancil said, "If

anyone has any objections, speak now...

...or forever hold your peace.

I got a problem with it!

Oh, no!

It's Cody's ex-boyfriend!

Former professional wrestler,

Bunkangkang.

What is he doing here?

Craig, this guy did not

RSVP to this wedding!

I ain't going nowhere, baby.

- Oh my God.

- Oh! Oh, no!

This was a union

between Cody and Charlie,

it's now a union

of knuckles hitting faces.

Obviously,

if you're marrying the guy

from Improv Everywhere,

you better have

a sense of humor.

Of course there was a wrestler

at our wedding ceremony!

Charlie's got a chair!

Oh!

All right.

Get out of here!

Get out!

I staged the prank with my

Dad, Anthony, Ken, Kula...

and Cody was really exciting.

Sorry about that.

There are no more objections?

Part of me feels like

he does it

because he can't not do it.

People forget about

what it's like to play.

And this is playing,

and it's playing for adults.

There's something about

an audience questioning

exactly what is going on,

and not being able

to put a finger on it.

When we get off the boat,

Mommy and Daddy

are gonna listen to music,

and the music is gonna

tell us what to do.

Charlie's created something

that is just an idea

that people can

bring themselves to.

As of this morning,

there are, like,

close to 3800 yeses

on Facebook.

Welcome to the

Mp3 Experiment Nine.

My name is Steve,

and I'll be your

omnipotent voice today.

It inspires people

to do creative things,

and it helps people

believe anything can happen.

That's what Improv Everywhere

is really about.

Well, there is something sort

of uplifting about life.

We can all come together

and work on something,

and there's no "cool kids" or

"losers" or "nerds" or "geeks,"

it's just all types of people.

It doesn't matter.

Aaah!

Squirt squirt squirt squirt

squirt squirt squirt!

I remember the first

Mp3 Experiment,

and it was just like, uh,

you know,

everybody just walked out

of the theatre

and went to the bar.

But this one,

thousands of people,

and I'm really proud

of Charlie,

and I'm really proud

of everything

that it's become.

- We came from Russia.

- You came from Russia?

- All three of us, woo! So excited.

- Really?

Comedy doesn't translate

internationally very well,

and yet Improv Everywhere

has clearly worked

on an international level

that's amazing.

You can just say,

"I am wearing my pants. "

"What's wrong with you?"

Welcome everybody to the 12th

annual No Pants Subway Ride!

I started this project

when I was 22,

and I wonder sometimes,

when I'm 52,

am I still gonna be the guy

that gets people

to take their pants off

on the subway?

You know, maybe...

You know, I-I think

I'd be okay with that.

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