Weather Girl
- Da, da - Da, da!
[Slow instrumental music]
- [Sniffling]
- One minute, people.
- I still have to do touch-ups
on Sylvia.
- What are you telling me for?
Where the hell is Sylvia?
- Hi, Iowa.
How now, brown cow.
- Hey, Dale?
- Yeah, yeah.
How's it going, Josh?
- It's okay.
It's okay.
Look, Dale,
Sylvia seems to be M.I.A.
- Well,
that's not very professional.
- No, no, it's not.
- Damn unprofessional,
if you ask me.
- And I agree.
Any idea where she may be?
- Now, how would I know that,
Josh, hmm?
I'm not my weather girl's
keeper, right?
Right?
- Yeah, it's just that
we're on in about 25 seconds,
And I know
you and she are close.
So if you have any idea
where she may be...
- Josh, my personal life
is my business.
Are we clear on that?
[Chuckles]
Are we?
- Sure.
Mary!
- I'm going now.
[Sighs]
Ms. Miller?
Um, Ms. Miller,
everybody's waiting,
And we're on in 20 seconds.
She's not answering.
I don't really--
I got her.
[Indistinct conversation]
- Jesus Christ, Sylvia.
- Not cool, Syl.
Not cool.
- All right, we got her.
- All right, ten seconds.
- Rolling at her.
[Theme music]
- This is Seattle Morning
With Dale Waters,
Sherry Warren,
Sylvia Miller.
- Count it off.
- Five, four...
- three, two...
- [Laughs]
- [Giggles]
- Oh, what a great morning.
- Oh, not too shabby,
Dale.
- Good morning, Seattle.
And good morning to you,
Sherry.
- Good morning to you, Dale.
- You look great this morning,
Sherry.
- Oh, stop it.
You're making me blush.
- No, seriously.
- Oh.
- You look great, seriously.
Doesn't she look great?
- Come on, you.
- Let's say hello
- Mmm.
- Good morning, Sylvia.
- Good morning, Sylvia.
- [Laughs sarcastically]
- Did we lose Sylvia?
- What?
What's going on?
- She's not talking.
- The rain is sure
coming down out there, Sylvia.
How long is it gonna
go on like this?
- Forever, Dale.
This is Seattle.
In case you haven't noticed,
The weather here sucks.
- [Chuckles]
- Well, I think
it's romantic, Dale.
- Go to camera three, please.
- ...A stroll in
the rain with your sweetheart.
- Oh, God, shut up.
Shut up, shut up,
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We don't call her
for nothing, folks.
Let's go to a commercial.
- Okay.
- You know what, Dale?
Before we do that,
There is something
that I would like to share
With our viewing audience.
- Well, I don't think that's
such a great idea, Sylvia.
- I don't care what you think,
you arrogant prick.
In fact, why don't you just
sit there
And look stupid.
- [Laughs]
- Whatever you do,
do not cut.
Do not cut.
- So this is a little segment
that I like to call
"Behind the scenes
of Seattle Morning."
- Oh, my God.
- Many of you may not know,
But from the moment
Dale Waters
Has been all over me
like a cheap suit.
Day after day,
As I stood in front
of this stupid map
Repeatedly trying
to find new adjectives
To describe the word "Rain"...
- what do I do?
- I've been fighting off
the infantile
of that guy.
That's right, ladies.
He's grabby.
- Go to Dale.
- But you know,
for a plethora of reasons,
I am 35, single,
And, um, yeah,
occasionally lonely,
I gave in to his advances.
And we had several, you know,
What could only be described
as disappointing encounters.
Sorry.
But despite the amateurish sex,
I somehow developed
an attachment
To the walking haircut
sitting in that chair.
We moved in together
stagnant, passionless life.
- What the hell is she doing?
George, help me.
Cut the lighting!
- No, no, no, no.
Do not cut anything.
This is good tv.
- She has lost her mind.
- That is, until this morning,
When after Dale had already
left for the studio,
I found these.
They're not mine.
- You go, Sylvia.
There's our Emmy.
This is it.
- Now, these are
a pair of panties
That I've unfortunately
witnessed
My exhibitionist cohost wearing
on several occasions.
How long have you been
sleeping with him, Sherry?
- All right, number four
to Sherry, please.
- Ah, well put, Sherry.
Well, I am now leaving
this stupid, meaningless job,
But before I go,
I just want to say
to all of you out there,
For the love of God,
read a newspaper.
This is not news.
This is fluff.
This is tidbits for dumb people.
- [Chuckles]
- [Sighs]
On that note,
I will say good-bye
To Seattle Morning,
And I will see you all in hell.
- What has she done?
- Wow.
Let's do a commercial.
- Go to commercial.
- Go to commercial.
- [Sighs]
That was great.
That was great.
[Thunder crashes]
[Knock at door]
- [Sobbing]
- Hmm.
- Hey.
- I know you, right?
Wait, I know.
Aren't you that weather girl
in a very unsightly way
Before an audience of thousands
this morning?
- Oh, God.
- Oh, sh*t.
Okay, come on.
Come on in.
It's okay.
Come on.
- Oh, oh, God.
What did you do in here?
It's--
- You want me to kick his ass?
- Yes.
- Really?
- No, it's--
Please, no, don't kick his ass.
- All right,
You want a drink?
- It's 9:
00 in the morning.Yes.
Oh.
God, oh, wait,
can I have a bloody mary?
- Yeah, let me whip that up
for you.
I'm going to enjoy
an apple martini.
You look like sh*t.
Oh, that's good.
- Thank you.
- No, I'm serious.
You--You look like sh*t.
This is, like,
you look really, really--
This is, like, the worst
I've ever seen you look.
- Okay, is this supposed
to be helping me?
- Syl, I'm your brother,
and I'm really very fond of you,
But I cannot be okay
With you being
this much of a wreck
Over that douche bag
from the morning show.
- Hey, can I have, like,
five minutes here?
I'm kind of upset.
- I'm trying to help.
- Well, you can help
by shutting up.
What's happening here?
- Okay, you know what?
If you want to get all upset
over some stupid dude
Who I never liked,
then go nuts.
- I am well aware
of your opinion, thank you.
- Oh, well, then I guess
I don't have to say,
"I told you so"
Because I already did,
like, 50 times.
I mean, this guy's an idiot,
And my big sister's a wreck
because of him.
It's embarrassing.
- God, you are such an idiot.
Okay, it's not just him.
It's everything.
Two years, we were together.
Okay, two years.
We--We lived together.
And where am I now?
I--
I'm 35 years old.
I have no job,
no insurance,
No apartment,
$1,500 in a savings account,
A car that I couldn't afford
payments on when I was employed,
And, um, what else don't I have?
Oh, you know what else
I don't have?
I don't have a boyfriend.
- Tell me about
this savings account.
- I don't know what I'm doing.
What I'm going to do?
It's like I'm starting
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