Weather Girl Page #2
all over again.
Oh, my God.
I have to start all over again.
Oh, God,
I'm such an idiot.
Why didn't I stick around?
I could have hung around
and gotten a job
Or looked for an apartment
or something.
- Yeah, that's a great idea.
Just hang out and pretend
that you don't know
Dale's doing his cohost,
a much better option.
- I'm just trying
to be rational.
- God, you're so full of sh*t.
Let me just share with you
one of your qualities.
All right?
You couldn't be rational
At the cost of your pride
for anything.
You did just
what you should have done
And also conveniently
what you had to do
Because of your love
of conflict.
- I don't love conflict.
- It's your crack.
Now, shut up.
You're going to stay here.
You're going to get a job,
And everything's
going to be okay, okay?
- You think so?
- Yeah, why not?
- Okay.
- Well, I think we should
cut his balls off.
- Can you say that
any louder?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Am I embarrassing you?
I was trying to be supportive
of my friend.
- Are you saying I'm not?
- I'm saying that maybe
Making passive-aggressive
comments
like you always do
Is not the best way
to help Sylvia.
- I undermine you?
When have I ever undermine--
- I don't know why I'm here.
I don't feel
like being out tonight.
Why did I go out tonight?
I should be at home.
I should be at home,
sitting on the couch,
Eating ice cream, and watching
old movies or something.
- What you need is a cocktail
and your girlfriends.
- Yes.
- Hey, weather girl.
- Hi.
- Dale is such an a**hole.
You go, girl.
- Who says, "You go, girl"?
- Okay, yeah, no,
I need another drink.
- Honey, let me tell you
something.
I am so proud
of what you did today.
- Yeah, me too.
- You did exactly
what I would have done.
- Me too.
- Gave it to him
in front of everyone.
- And the b*tch.
- The mousy b*tch.
- There is no way that frail
little b*tch is good in bed.
No way.
- Well, thanks, you guys.
You know, I didn't plan it.
It just sort of--
Blah, happened.
- So what are you
going to do now, love?
- Uh, send out my resume,
I guess.
- Oh, a weather girl resume?
What?
She's a weather girl.
- I'm a broadcast journalist,
Jane.
- Jesus, Jane,
she's a broadcast journalist.
What is wrong with you?
- I made a mistake.
- Look, there are four other
local news stations
With morning, afternoon,
And nighttime news programs,
right?
So there's got to be something
out there, I think.
- Mm.
- Mm-Hmm.
- Oh, incoming.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Excuse me for interrupting.
My friends and I over there,
we had a bet.
Are you that chick
That totally lost her sh*t
on that news guy?
[Bottle fizzes]
- [Gasps]
Jesus christ.
- No, Byron, actually.
- Who are you?
- I'm Byron.
- And why are you here?
- I'm a friend of Walt's.
- What?
Wha-Wha-What is that?
- Oh, that's you, actually.
- What am I...
what am I doing
on the computer?
- Uh, you're freaking out.
Here, it's actually
my favorite part.
- But despite
the amateurish sex,
I somehow developed
an attachment
To the walking haircut
sitting in that chair.
- [Chuckles]
I'm sorry.
I love it when you call him
a haircut.
I don't know why.
- Why--Why am I on there?
- You're everywhere.
You're on a bunch
of film sites.
I mean, just alone today
I've gotten ten emails
from people,
And only one of them
was from Walt.
- Wait, Walt sent this to you?
- Yeah, Walt and others.
[Door clicks open]
Hey, Walt.
- Hey.
- Hey, Walt.
- Hey.
What?
I didn't do anything.
Hey!
Ow!
What--
- Get in there.
- What are you--Why are you
tugging on me?
- I am on the internet.
- Well, yeah.
It was a pretty funny breakdown.
People like seeing others
lose it.
- I did not lose it.
- Okay.
- And who is this person?
- Byron.
- Byron, okay, well,
I don't think that Byron
should be here right now.
I'm kind of in a delicate state.
[Knocking at door]
Oh, my God.
- Yo.
Hey, uh,
you brought the beer in here?
- Oh, sh*t, sorry.
Look, I don't get it.
You just went out
with all your friends.
Now you're all too distraught
for visitors?
- Excuse me.
Hi, we are kind of
in the middle of something here.
A little private, so...
- did you really
sleep with that Dale guy?
I mean,
why would you do that?
- I know, right?
- You're way too hot for him.
- Who is this person?
- Byron.
What...?
- Byron.
It's just an opinion.
Um, do you guys want
this door closed?
Okay.
- Thank you.
- Yeah--
- Really?
- Okay, look,
I know you've had a rough day.
I'm sorry,
but stop being a b*tch, okay?
This is my place,
and that's my friend,
And we're going to hang out
and play some music.
You want to hang out?
Rad.
You don't, there's a coffee shop
down the street.
My house, my rules, missy.
- I cannot believe
how callous you're being.
- [Sighs]
Yes, you can.
Oh.
There it is.
[Guitar twanging]
Good.
- Oh, listen to that one.
Ooh.
Both:
[Wailing]- High "c."
High "c!"
High "c."
Middle "c"
- Middle "c."
- High "c."
[Laughter]
- Walt, shut up!
My God.
[Boys singing]
- Whoa.
[Zipper whirs]
- Whoa!
God.
- God, it's late!
- Jesus!
- Turn that light off.
- You scared the sh*t out of me.
What are you doing?
- I'm trying to sleep.
- No, I'm sleeping in here.
You're sleeping on the couch.
- Are you out of your mind?
This is my bed.
- Well, I'm not sleeping
in here with you.
- Why not?
- Because it's gross.
Because you're my brother.
And I don't want you
rolling over here
In the middle of the night
and touching me.
It's disturbing.
- Oh, well, I'm sorry
you find me so repulsive.
There's a sleeping bag
in the closet.
- Listen to me.
I've had a really,
really shitty day, okay?
And I haven't been sleeping
at all
Because you and creepy
have been playing
In your little band--
- Jamming!
- Oh, my God, okay.
Jamming.
- Whoa, no,
don't--Don't--Don't--
Don't condescend to me, Syl.
Don't call it "A little band."
- Why are you being
such a dick?
I just want to get some sleep.
- Oh, my God, I'm not sleeping
on the couch
'Cause you don't want to share
the bed with me.
- Fine, I'm gonna
sleep on the couch.
- Fine by me.
- Fine.
- Oh, what?
No, no.
Not cool.
No.
Ah, you a**hole.
- I'll take that.
- Ow!
[Car horns honking]
- Oh, God.
Oh!
God!
[Groans]
- Wow.
- Ooh?
- You couldn't do that again
in a million years.
- Ow, ow, ow.
- Ouch, ow.
Yeah, that smarts when
you hit your knee like that.
- Don't you have a home?
- Yeah, I live across the hall.
- Don't you sleep?
- Not much.
- Okay, why are you here?
- I build websites.
My computer is busted.
So I told Walt that
if he let me use his,
I'll give him a cut
of the profits.
It's kind of
a win-win situation.
Brought you a coffee.
- Well, do you have to be here
all the time?
- Yeah, I have a strong
work ethic.
It's a vanilla latte.
You strike me like
- Aren't you insightful.
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