Wedding Planners Page #4

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Don't worry, it's a gift.

Something is missing.

You've converted this

lane into the Taj M\ahal...

now you want to

bring a helicopter down?

DJ!

Bhutani uncle has not

accounted for a DJ in the budget.

So what if it's not in the budget?

Pass me the phone...

Will we pay for it?

I'm calling Santy...

Your college band will perform here?

Just watch out...

- Shruti...

Papa, M\ummy! How does it all look?

Very good.

Look, our daughter

has done it after all.

Not me alone... this is

Bittoo... a partner in the company.

Hello, aunty.

- Hello... what's your name?

M\ummy... we have lots of work to do,

you carry on and take a look inside.

I was only asking his name...

Bittoo Sharma... with a double O.

Raju? Is the generator on?

- Yes, Bittoo...

So turn the lights on then!

Santy... where is your team now?

Hurry up and grab a

cab... there's a gig.

Colourful dreams...

quirky schemes.

It's free publicity, dude...

your first live show.

Put the video on Youtube...

all of you will be stars,

and will get free food too!

First time...

Your dark and cunning eyes...

are not too shy...

they look sly, very hi-fi.

M\aking my heart skip a beat...

I wonder why?

Your dark and cunning eyes...

are not too shy...

They look sly, very hi-fi.

M\aking my heart skip a beat...

I wonder why?

Just like a biscuit dipped in tea.

That's how my life

has turned out to be.

This is how I have lost out to me.

That's how my life

has turned out to be.

This is how I have lost out to me.

Step away, stay away you loser...

and stop following me.

I know your sort.

You will see...

my shoe on your head it will be!

A Romeo without Juliet...

a lock without a key.

That's how your life

has turned out to be.

And this is how

you've lost out to me.

That's how your life,

has turned out to be.

And this is how

you've lost out to me.

I flexed my muscles,

and I gelled my hair.

And yet you walked past me...

with your nose held

up high in the air.

You can't impress...

with your muscles

and gelled hair...

because it's your cunning heart...

that needs repair.

Just like the honey attracts a bee.

That's how your life

has turned out to be.

And this is how

you've lost out to me.

That's how my life,

has turned out to be.

This is how I have lost out to me.

Below my window, why do you wait?

Playing tricks that are down-market.

Whistling dirty songs...

why do you irritate?

Cut your attitude,

and agree with me.

You want a blank cheque,

or the life within me?

Soften your heart,

and you will see...

I am cool and confident.

Just look at me!

You've knocked me down,

like a bumble bee.

That's how my life

has turned out to be.

This is how I have lost out to me.

That's how your life

has turned out to be.

And this is how

you've lost out to me.

That's how my life

has turned out to be.

This is how I have lost out to me.

Hey...

This shop was trashed! Yes I've called

for them... I'll call you back.

How many mirrors are inside?

All done? Two more?

What the hell are you guys doing?

Who will pick this up?

The furniture is second hand,

but paid for nonetheless.

I know it's not new.

It has to be kept here.

No... I'll sit here.

Shut up... why

don't you want that area?

Forget the Qutub M\inar.

Come up and help me.

Do it yourself.

Your shop downstairs...

my house upstairs.

Am I your secretary?

To do all your work?

I'm putting your box on top of

this... lie down and watch TV

Let's push your bed towards the

corner... open the window...

Home sweet home!

Lt'll be great fun!

Ideas...

Plans...

Come on, let's have tea.

Oh, you are here?

How are you today?

Ideas...

Plans...

Schemes.

Whose side are these people from?

They look like

riff-raff from my hostel.

Let them be... how much

can they possibly eat?

Five extra plates, that's 1,500

rupees. Who will pay for them?

Take it from my share.

I suggest you set up a

soup-kitchen for all the riff-raff.

The groom's party will leave in 3 hours

so I am staying back at the office.

Please tell dad. See

you the day after.

What are you doing,

Bittoo? You will drop me.

I am not in the office, and I have

left the calendar in the office.

Tell the priest August

won't be possible...

Iook for an

auspicious date in November.

Hello Shaadi M\ubarak.

- Hello Shaadi M\ubarak.

How can we cancel

someone else's booking for you?

No, dude... not possible at all.

M\y calendar is full...

Schemes.

Ideas, Plans, Schemes.

Which package would you like?

Platinum, Gold or Silver?

No, that's in the Platinum package.

The henna ceremony is not

included in the Gold package.

Obviously, it's just the

wedding in the Silver one.

Yes there is a Bronze as well...

for funerals! You'd like one?

Hello... you've

completely vanished, M\r. Dhawan...

if there was a margin I

would never have asked you.

If there is no advance then

the wedding will not be...

What are you doing?

Having lunch.

What if the buffalo

doesn't pay the advance?

So, will starving

make him pay any faster?

Return my phone...

You haven't had a

biscuit since this morning.

Even if it's 10 minutes later

you can still convince the buffalo.

You'll turn me into a glutton.

OK listen, we've

planned 26 weddings so far.

What's the plan for the future?

Another three years...

and then marriage...

two children. M\y agreed deadline with

my parents is till I turn 25...

till then they can look

for a good groom for me...

their choice would be the best.

M\rs. Kakkar, I'm not

talking about that future.

The company's future! Our future!

We are Kings and

Queens of local weddings...

when will we hit the farmhouses?

Not now. We need to

increase our scale for that...

step by step... pass me the sauce.

Will you have an arranged one?

What else? I don't want any

silly 'love-complications'.

Don't worry,

I don't think you will ever

have that kind of complication.

Nobody will want to go

blind by looking at you.

Oh yeah?

So who was up all

night making a DVD?

And you hashed the

entire romance...

I was left wondering if this

was a girl or a warrior princess.

Dude, if it weren't for

the warrior princess...

you'd not be

devouring these noodles.

You'd be chopping sugar

canes on your dad's farm.

Oh yeah! Had it not been for me...

your Shaadi M\ubarak

would've never taken off...

and you'd still be running

around in circles after Chanda.

Started the business? M\y foot!

I started it.

Did I not?

Say I did...

Stop bragging...

and return my phone, I need to

get money out of the buffalo.

These thieves will always fleece us.

It's time for a high

jump to the farms!

Farms again?

How will we get there?

How will we get the contacts?

Just say yes!

Yes! I've said it. Now?

What is she saying?

Can't hear a word.

Why worry? We know

what she's hammering on about!

Drop the English!

Bittoo... let's go.

Five minutes. Be back.

Pankaj, Sir... Sonya, M\aam...

Hello... Shaadi M\ubarak.

No... and yes. No in person.

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