Wedlock Page #3

and it will shatter his eardrums.

- Let's try it.

- No, man, it's all right. I trust you.

It's only a tiny level.

I need to see if it works.

Ah! It works, man. It works.

Hey, Teal, I didn't trigger it yet.

What are you so nervous about?

Let's see. OK.

Damn, it's not working.

Give me that.

Your wedlock collar's not live.

Don't be ridiculous, man.

Where can I find this friend of yours?

Either Holliday made a mistake...

...or you...

- No. You got the wrong idea.

...are an informer!

An informer!

I'm not gonna get killed today.

I'm...

not gonna get killed today.

I'm not... gonna get killed today. I'm not...

I'm not gonna get killed today.

No way.

I'm not gonna get killed today.

Well, well, well.

Wouldn't want an unfair fight, would we?

I am gonna get killed.

Look, I, er...

- When do you wanna stop it?

- Just a little bit more.

Oooh, I'm so scared.

He's gonna strangle him.

He's not gonna strangle him, he's...

Get the ambulance!

Get ready to fly.

Jesus...

Help me!

- Ouch.

- OK. OK, it's over.

Get me some trustees over here!

Get 'em back to the dormitory.

Get back!

You, get this man to the infirmary now!

You too.

OK, now. Now, back.

All right, easy, watch it.

Yeah... I wanna go home.

Watch his head.

Good. OK.

What are you doing?

- What does it look like?

- Are you crazy? Go back!

- No way.

- We're gonna die.

Whoo!

You're my wedlock partner? Oh, no.

Let's go.

- I can't believe we're still alive.

- You should have believed me.

Last time I trusted a woman,

I needed surgery. Let's get these off.

Yeah, just a screwdriver

and off they come.

I know about electronics.

Anyway, from now on, just stay close.

Yeah, just don't get too close.

You took the words

right out of my mouth.

- Oh, sh*t!

- What? What?

Why do I get the feeling

you know where you're going?

- Instinct.

- Easy. Whoa!

Look out!

- So... where are we gonna go now?

- Come on!

Let's go.

There's the ambulance.

There they are.

Fire.

Oh...

- We gotta jump.

- No way.

- Frank.

- No!

OK, but you better

make up your mind quick...

cos you got a nice neck!

Tracy!

Wait for me!

Tracy?

Frank!

Come here. Oh...

God.

All right.

All right, Tracy. Tracy!

Come on! Hey, Tracy.

Wake up!

Hey!

Son of a... Get off.

Get off me.

Well, so far so good.

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

- What?

- Uh-uh.

My men have reported

that they crossed the river but...

is he going to lead us to the diamonds?

I know the guy. He was my best friend.

Back in the Columbian wars,

we were the boomer kings.

I covered his ass

while he defused the mines.

Kind of relationship that

builds life-long friendships.

Right. Unless you're

talking about 25 million dollars.

And we are.

Which reminds me, partners,

er, I've had to renegotiate my deal.

I'm going to need more than a third.

I need half.

Is that so?

Is that supposed to be

some kind of deal-breaker?

- Well, you could put it that way.

- Yeah?

I'd rather put it this way.

- Sam.

- What?

You're entirely too excitable.

Now, listen carefully, I get one half

or I detonate Ken and Barbie's collars,

then nobody gets their money.

- So you can do it from here?

- Like a thunderbolt from God.

- You're with me?

- You're willing to risk $25 million?

No. Are you willing to risk

Hey, you guys,

men and your toys! Stop it.

- Half is good.

- Nah.

Look at me!

Half is good.

- I was just kidding.

- Me, too.

Quick.

you steal the one going to Bangladesh.

- It's a joke. You've heard of them?

- If I hear one, I'll let you know.

When we hit the coast,

we'll head north.

- What if I want to go south?

- We still go north.

I'm cold, I'm hungry,

and I feel really stupid in this.

Yeah, right.

I'm not going any further

till we get some real clothes.

- We need some money.

- Yeah.

- Let's try it out.

- OK.

She's free. See if you can keep her busy.

Hi, can I see some of your crystals?

There's three over here

that I think you'll like.

I'd like to show you these.

They're very special to me.

They buzz me every time I walk by

and I'd like you to see if this might be

something that is for you.

Er, so, please choose.

As you know, each crystal is a mass of

energy caught in a solid formation.

- Oooh.

- Are you feeling something from this?

Ooh! OK.

Er, I think that might be

a very good one for you

because I sense that you're strong.

- Yes.

- That's a terrific necklace.

- OK, OK.

- I'm getting a lot of energy from that.

- It's a wedding present.

- Oh.

- How much is this one?

- That is $1300.

$1300?

It's a life-flow experience

waiting for you to happen.

Honey, it's a rock.

'As the drought enters

its 16th destructive year,

'the cost of water continues to skyrocket.

'LA officials project

three million residents will move... '

Real good, this is great.

'In an attempt to salvage the economy... '

- Anything about us on the news?

- Not yet.

'... the gold standard, a desperate measure

not used since the Great Depression.'

'It's time to put the dollar

on the endangered species list.

'Not only has it dropped to record lows

against all foreign currency,

'if we don't bedrock our dollar

on a solid reserve... '

Frank, what are you doing in there?

I'm, er, brushing my teeth, OK?

You sure do take your time about it.

'In sports, the New York Mets

have sweeped the Series in four games

'against the failing

Los Angeles Dodgers.'

We are adults here.

We could share the bed.

No, we can't. It doesn't work that way.

All women are monsters, huh?

Just the ones I pick.

What's the matter?

Did you get dumped or something?

Mm-hm.

So how did you end up in there, Frank?

- Purse snatching?

- One of life's little mysteries.

Fine. You don't wanna talk,

you don't wanna talk.

Listen, since we're heading north

I was wondering...

if we'd stop at Sterling City on the way.

- No.

- Wait a minute.

- Who died and made you boss?

- I did.

Go to sleep.

You go to sleep.

Son of a b*tch.

We are gonna stop.

'Police are seeking two convicts

who escaped today from Camp Holliday,

'identified as Frank Warren

and Tracy Riggs, pictured here.

'Authorities are combing

the Jannville area

'but do not know

their exact whereabouts.'

Frank!

Could you hurry up in there?

Could you yell a little louder?

They can't hear you in Cairo.

Frank Warren and Tracy Riggs!

This is the police. We know you're inside.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Come out with your arms raised.

Sh*t, what are we gonna do?

- Make a run for it?

- That'll work(!)

- You have a better idea?

- Yes.

Give up. Come on!

Don't shoot, we're coming out!

- OK, come on out.

- Careful now.

Nice and easy. Keep those hands up.

Keep 'em up high so I can see 'em.

Officer down!

What the hell is going on here?

Watch it! Cover me!

- Oh, my God.

- Call for backup!

Come on!

Up on the hill!

Attagirl.

Up here, come on. Come on!

Who the hell was shooting? Gimme that.

- How should I know?

- 'Attention, please.

'The 9am bus to John Lennon Park will

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