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What else can I do, mom?

Whenever I close my eyes I see Uday.

And when I open them I see Majnu.

And most importantly...

Uday's such an experienced actor.

"Potatoes...!"

"Onions...!"

And the other one...

is a magnificent painter.

"When I'm holding a brush,

I don't hold a gun."

So, mom...

Can I many them both?

What?

You're choosing a companion

not buying a cooking-gas.

More the merrier doesn't apply here.

I feel... you should let them decide.

Whosoever horoscope matches

the most... will marry you.

Wow... what a decision.

- Priest..

- Yes.

I hope my celestial

merits are enough?

Even if they're not,

I'll take some from Majnu's horoscope.

You do that.

Otherwise... it won't take long

for this scene to turn bloody.

And I have the quality to do that.

Do all my merits

match with the princess?

All 38.

But there are only 36,

Yes. But seeing the way

you cut that watermelon..

I was going to say 40.

You fool, you stick to 36.

And don't forget...

Knives can take lives as well.

Priest... look at the

horoscopes... and stop dreaming.

Uday!

Father, Hello.

You're angry with me, aren't you?

What are you doing here?

I hid something from you till now.

You know that I got married twice.

I'm a little tensed,

just need to speak for a minute.

Go ahead,

we don't understand a thing anyway.

Why did you grow a beard?

You look cheap.

Your hairstyles really nice.

This is not some style,

I lost most of my hair.

Because of you.

Is that so?

I can understand,

I'm going to lose some more hair.

I mean I got married

thrice an not twice.

And I have another daughter,

which means your sister.

What... three marriages?

Sister. I have no sister.

Get lost.

Uncle!

What new problem

did you cook-up now?

Majnu, you know that

I got married twice.

But actually I got married thrice.

Three?

Children are crying out for food..

And father's finished

his 3 course-meal.

And I have a daughter.

Daughter?

- You mean another sister.

- Yes.

People normally get sc

But in this case your

own father's sc you.

Well... there's no guarantee

of this father now.

My life-switch can

turn-off any minute.

Are you my father or a ceiling fan?

On-off?

What's wrong with you?

My motor's damaged... Heart.

Just like you got Sanjana

married in a decent family..

I want you to do

the same with Ranjana.

That's all I do.

You keep getting yourselves

a new wife every time.

And we find grooms for our sisters.

I don't have any sister.

But I have a brother.

I thought he'll be

overjoyed to see me.

Hug me..

I didn't know he'll

refuse to accept me.

On every 'Raksha Bandhan'..

I would see my friend's brothers

and wish that I had a brother too.

But when I found out that I do..

I left my exams

in-between to meet him.

Now I've met him.

I guess I'm not destined

for any brotherly love.

Why not?

I am there.

I always wished that...

I had a sister.

And I've found her today.

You're my sister... not his.

I'll get you married.

Majnu!

Let it be, brother.

It's not her fault.

- It's...

- I admit it's my fault.

Come.

Uday, you're exactly like me.

Emotional rascal.

Now I can happily

go on my pilgrimage.

Sunder Shetty... now you

can get married again.

Now I can happily return India

and give my exams.

Your happiness is going to double-up.

Soon you'll have

a sister-in-law as well.

- My wife.

- Or mine.

- Only one of us...

- Is getting married.

This marriage isn't possible,

I mean... only until your

sister doesn't get married.

But what's our marriage

got to do with hers?

Yes, mom.

- Dear, you're forgetting who we are.

- Who?

The Queen and Princess of Nazabgarh.

How can the brothers get married..

When their sister's still unmarried?

What will the people

of Nazabgarh say?

Yes... what will they say?

- How can we find a decent guy so soon?

- Yes.

What's the hurry?

Take your time.

Your sister's not

in a hurry nor are we.

But we are.

Look, call it our

helplessness or our condition.

But we cannot ignore

our tradition and customs.

Let's go, dear.

Boss, don't fire.

- Control, Uday.

- What control?

Where will we find a decent

boy from a respectable family?

- I will kill you today!

- Ghunghroo!

Have you gone crazy?

You never let me stay normal.

You were already married

prior to our marriage.

And you also have a son.

And you hid this

from me until now.

I was going to tell

you on our wedding night..

But you fell asleep

after drinking the milk.

I was only asleep, not dead.

You could've told me the next day,

you wretch.

I tried to tell you,

but you never gave me a chance.

Did you expect me to call

a press-conference to disclose this?

You should be happy that you're a son.

My Son?

I didn't cast my vote...

so how can he be my Chief Minister.

What's the point of killing you?

You can be happy with your son?

I will renounce this world.

Ghunghroo... you don't have

to punish yourself for my mistakes.

You know we couldn't beget

a child even after numerous efforts.

Lot of people called you uncle..

But no one called you papa.

Daddy... papa.

You're very lucky, Ghunghroo.

Not many fathers

get a young-grownup son.

No hassles of dropping

or picking up from school.

No college... no donations.

Direct son.

And what about when you're dead?

Who will perform your final rites?

You'll wander around as a ghost.

And if your son performs your

final rites... you'll get salvation.

He isn't just your son,

he's a boon for us.

Say something, Ghoongroo!

Say something.

Take me to my son.

- Take me to my son.

- Ghoongroo!

Hello.

Hello, Ghoongroo sir.

We paid a visit to your home..

And found out that you're

heading towards the airport.

And so we thought we'll

seize on you on the way.

Seize.

What a great thought.

By the way...

where are you headed?

India, to see our son.

What?

Son?

- Congratulations!

- Congratulations!

- You have a son?

- Yes, our son.

- Your son?

- More than a son.

- Congratulations!

- Congratulations!

Wait!

You never told us you had a son.

What do you mean by we didn't.

I've a paternal and

a maternal uncle as well.

I never told you

about them either.

He lives in India.

We hardly meet him.

So what is all the questions for?

No... no... don't get angry.

- Is he a bachelor?

- Is he?

You don't know whether

he's a bachelor or not?

I said he is a bachelor?

You think I am being rhetorical.

He's a bachelor...

- Congratulations!

- Congratulations!

That's exactly why we were

coming to see you, Ghunghroo,

So that you tell us of

a decent boy in your family..

And we get our

sister married to him.

Sister?

You never told me

you've another sister.

- You didn't know either.

- Not me, it's his.

I mean... mine too.

His kid sister.

Probably... the last one.

With the grace of God

I've everything.

Fame, Fortune... Respect.

And thanks to my father...

I've three mothers.

- Three mothers?

- Yes.

Since we'll be related soon..

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