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Very good, uncle.

Insult them so bad that even

the ipod can't hide their shame.

Come on, son.

There. Take shots from

different angles, uncle.

- No... one is enough.

- Okay.

I just need to break-off

this relation, not kill the girl.

- One's enough.

- Okay.

Ready?

How is it?

Amazing.

You look uglier in the picture.

My mother used to say

the same thing. Show me.

Look.

Hey...

I think he's dead. Death

without underwear, oh God.

Look at the boy they chose for me.

Quickly say no to your brothers.

He'll feel bad if

I say it over the phone.

I'll be seeing him after the exams.

I'll explain him them.

Sheetal, what's all this?

Rose... greeting card?

Seems like someone's

blindly in love with you.

I can't say whether he's blind..

But, he's definitely deaf and dumb.

Either flowers... or cards.

And if I don't take it,

he resorts to hooliganism.

And today he's crossed all limits.

He's invited me

to watch a movie together.

He's made my life hell.

Sheetal... relax.

I'll teach that

roadside-romeo a lesson.

I'll decently explain him what

does he think my friend is.

If he teases you again,

I'll cut off his legs.

Just tell me where I can find him.

See those guys sitting there.

It's the boy in blue shirt.

Wait her,

I'll talk to him in his language.

"Here comes... Ajju bhai."

Javed... go get tea for everyone.

"Here comes... Ajju bhai."

You go.

And stop making gestures.

Go on.

- Boss, you make a dumb guy talk too much.

- That's how I am.

- How are you sweetheart?

- Rascal.

What's all this?

Bhai... its love.

Love.

Shut up, rascals.

I don't like this cheekiness.

First you flirt with some girl...

Then you follow her...

And then write love-letters.

I can see myself falling in love..

Only when some girl walks up

to me herself.

She stands before me in style,

stares into my eyes and says...

"I Love You."

Wow, boss... amazing.

Bhai, she's dumb.

And deaf too.

Damn..

Bhai... she's saying "I Love You".

I Love You?

PVR Cinema... Sunday 12 to 3.

We'll also see the

film if we get the time.

Bhai, she's asking for a reply.

- So fast.

- I know.

She's saying if you don't reply,

she'll cut off your legs.

Bhai, did you see

the way you gave the flower?

Who will give a flower to you?

Quiet!

This is for bhai...

from sister-in-law.

Bhai, this is a flower...

not a knife.

Hold it like this.

Bhai, men always look

for a wife that speaks less.

But thankfully sister-in-law's

completely mute.

Yes, bhai.

And there's a lot of similarity

between the two of you.

You never listen...

and she'll never hear anyone.

Right, Javed.

Since bhai's fallen in love,

you seem uncomfortable.

Shut up.

Bhai... why are you so quiet?

What do I say?

When she was trying

to gesture her feelings..

It felt like someone was..

Firing at me with a AK-47

fitted with a silencer.

No sound... no bullets fired...

but my heart's been shot.

Boss... phone.

"Majnu..."

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning, how are you?

Why $0 quiet?

What are you looking at?

Last night...

I had an overheated discussion..

About your love with my heart.

And in the morning...

you two won.

You're sentenced to love

for life under section love.

I have decided...

that I will marry you.

Really?

Did you two hear?

Yes. - I am the prince

of Najabgarh now.

I won! I won!

Majnu's out.

The real Majnu (ROMEO) never

got his Laila (JULIET)..

So how can this Majnu.

Correct.

This is going to be fun.

- Go and give this good news to Uday.

- No!

- You won't do anything like that.

- Why?

Why?

Your friend loves me a lot.

What if this news

shocks him to death?

I know you're a very nice man.

And you wouldn't want your friend,

who's like a brother to you, to die.

He's right.

- That's fine, but..

- What about our marriage?

What about our marriage?

Leave that to me.

I know it's a bit difficult,

but I'll explain him.

But for my sake, you will never

let him find out about our relation.

You've gone crazy in love.

How could you forget, that our

only ancestral manor in Nazabgarh..

Is on the verge of being auctioned?

How will I get 20 million to save it?

"Majnu..."

"Laila..."

Come on.

Only 20 million.

Tell the queen she'll get

her 20 million in 30 minutes.

- Tell her.

- Only 20 million.

No need to worry.

- Lawyer...

- Cheque book's ready.

How sweet of you.

You've such a big heart.

I did the right thing by choosing

you as my life-partner.

I love you my love.

I love you too, baby.

- I love you too..

- Boss.

Why did you bring me here,

Ranjana?

I want to see what

a big lover is he?

Whether he comes here even

after I warned him yesterday.

"Here he comes... Ajju bhai."

- Ticket.

- Don't want it.

I am asking for your ticket.

Give him the ticket.

Why you..

Enough... let's go.

I only asked for a ticket, but you

guys gave me the monthly pass instead.

What? 17 guns?

And adding these 3 makes it 20.

But Pappu only asked for 15.

Where is she?

Ranjana.

Look.

There she is.

"He'll be happy?"

"And listen, we'll sell

these at the flea market."

He's really shameless.

Let him come.

- But don't tell Pappu.

- I won't.

Rascal, where are the three guns?

What three guns?

What is this brother?

What?

See.

- Yes..

- Shut up.

"Baby. II"

I'll give you any price you want.

But who did you sell the gun to?

Bhai, you made a mistake..

And made us pay the price.

Mistake me?

Bhai, she was not a school kid

that you kissed her on the cheeks.

You could've kissed her lips,

but you kissed her cheek instead.

This happened in the 70's.

Shame on you.

Bhai... you should've done as she did.

Lip-to-lip, bhai.

But you kissed her cheeks instead.

- Is that why she slapped me?

- Yes.

Sister-in-law thought

you're Emraan Hashmi..

But you turned out

to be Amol Palekar.

What the...

I made a big mistake.

Why didn't you tell me earlier that he isn't

the boy, It was such a big misunderstanding.

I even slapped the poor guy.

I wonder what he must

be thinking about me.

- Then say sorry.

- But where will I find him?

No need to go anywhere, there he is.

Say sorry.

Liping bro, liping.

That...

I don't understand

anything you're saying.

You can talk?

Of course I can. But...

you can talk too?

Yes.

But why were you talking in gestures?

Because my boys said that

you're deaf and dumb.

I am glad that you

can talk and listen.

Even I'm glad that

you're not deaf or dumb.

Now I can apologies.

It was my mistake,

why will you apologies?

Your mistake?

I had no idea I was supposed

to kiss you on your lips.

- What?

- Yeah!

- "Listen...

- What?"

"There's something

in my heart, can I say it?"

"Do you want me... to bring you

the stars... like other crazy lovers?"

"You can wear the bridal

dress... and I'll wear a coat."

"Don't delay any more."

"Come be my wife."

"We'll get married in Mumbai...

and honeymoon in Dubai."

"What's the hurry...

to be your wife so soon?"

"I still have to tell

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