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Clarence. You were making eyes at him!

That's so sick.

It's your own cousin!

- What about Eddie?

- I'm going back inside.

- lf you cause a scene, I'm leaving.

- We should stay out here all night!

- Screw you!

- Where are you going? Come back.

Get him off me! Get him off me!

Go. Go.

Next time I say to keep your pants on,

keep them on!

It's this one.

- It's this one. It's this one.

- Get the thingy.

Come on.

Oh, jeez. This place is like a palace.

All right. It wasn't that heavy.

Stop being so goddamn dramatic.

This is it. Guys, come on.

Come here. Hurry up.

We can drill a pilot hole right there.

This is it.

- F***!

- Sh*t!

Put this in.

Plug it up. Plug it up.

- What a bizarre wall.

- You hit the plumbing, a**hole.

Oh, sh*t. Oh, sh*t. Oh, sh*t.

Ms. Wiener, I'm in the apartment now,

and everything looks fine.

Wait. There's some water

on the floor or something.

Goddamn! Oh, f***!

No, it's the cat, Ms. Wiener.

No, the cat peed on the floor again.

No, I will not. No, I'm the janitor.

I'm not your maid.

What's that? Yeah, a very nice

young man returned the keys...

...for the girl

about three hours ago. Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

I'll leave them right here. Good.

Yeah, I'll lock up.

Yeah, okay. Bye, Ms. Wiener.

B*tch.

Goddamn f***ing cat.

I can't believe this sh*t.

Crazy f***ing people.

Okay, okay...

- You miserable son of a b*tch.

- I had to return them for an alibi.

- lf I kept them, she could finger me.

- You sold us out for a woman?

They would've had her arrested

if the joint got robbed.

So we had to crawl in like "aminals"?

We wasted half the night.

Look. What's done is done.

And all the arguing in the world

is not gonna change it.

Now let's just shut up

and get out the Antwerp.

Come on. Come on. It's giving.

It's been giving

for the last 40 minutes.

I need a breather, man.

So how much do you

really think is in that safe?

Well...

...Cosimo said that the old man swore

to him that it was at least 300 grand.

Goddamn. That's a lot of money.

A person could live several lives

with that kind of money.

I'm gonna buy a big loft

with my share of the loot.

And one for my boy.

I'll pay them off so he never has

to work a day in his life.

I'm gonna move to the country.

Houses there are so far apart

you can sit on your porch...

...and read the newspaper

in your underwear.

I'm gonna buy my wife

a new gravestone.

You know, one that stands up.

With little angels carved. In marble.

So, what are you gonna do?

I think I'm gonna build a gym.

I know everybody thinks

I'm not much of a fighter...

...but I think I'd be a good teacher,

you know, for the kids.

Man, I can't wait another minute.

Come on, guys,

let's go get the goddamn loot.

Toto, get us some water.

It's like a jungle in here.

All right, come on.

Something's happening.

It's giving.

Sh*t. Here it comes.

Here it comes.

Yes! Yes. Yes.

Good, sweet Jesus.

How did you get in there?

I'm getting the water.

My God.

It's the kitchen.

- The kitchen?

- What are you saying?

It's the kitchen!

Cosimo said the wall was in the

living room. This is the living room.

How can this be the living room

if that's the f***ing kitchen?!

What do you think,

it's in the f***ing closet?

- Sh*t.

- You moron.

You unbelievable idiot moron.

How was I supposed to know

they had two living rooms?

- Who has two living rooms?

- You should've looked.

You should've looked

while we were busting our asses.

- I got the water!

- Unbelievable hack.

You poser. You've killed us.

- Me?

- Yes, you. You've killed us.

What are you talking about? We move

the crank in here and do it again.

It's 3 a.m. We'd never get

through the wall and crack the safe.

- We could drill fast.

- It's impossible!

We'd drill our way

into the joint. It's over.

We can still do it.

We can still do it.

I'm telling you.

- Leon, help me.

- We'll never make it, man.

Hey, Toto. Come on.

God, I needed that money.

I needed it so bad. You've ruined us.

What are you talking about?

I did everything. From the start.

I got the Bellini. I planned the job.

I wooed the girl. I paid off Babitch.

I did everything. I gave everything

I had for this! Everything!

You know what we did? We believed.

You gave us hope

with your f***ing Bellini.

And then you ripped our hearts out,

and you smashed them.

What is that? What?

Christ, I'm more broke now than

when I started this f***ing thing!

I wish I'd never met you.

Any of you!

Jesus, I think I'm gonna be sick.

I'm sorry.

I got a kid, for chrissake.

What am I gonna do?

Sweet Jesus.

Hey, guys, take a look at this.

It's a cookie-jar stash.

There must be 1000 bucks here.

Not a bad consolation prize, huh?

Let me see that.

It's delicious.

The girl must have made it

before they fired her.

I'm gonna heat this up.

At least we'll eat good before we go.

The pilot light must be out.

Got a match?

Wait a minute. Does anybody smell...?

I think it's probably a good idea

if we don't see each other anymore.

Wait a second.

I gotta give you your cut of the take.

It's for your wife. Get her home.

Thanks.

What are you gonna do?

It just wasn't our night.

I better get home

and apologize to my sister.

Be well, old man.

If you get any more Bellinis...

...just give me a call.

So...

...where are you going?

I don't know.

Get cleaned up,

and maybe I'll go see Carmela.

That's a good idea.

She's a nice girl.

Yeah.

I'll see...

Hey, this safe...

...this job, it's nothing.

It's just money.

Money comes, money goes.

I'm an old man, I know.

But to have someone...

...somebody to walk with...

...at your side...

...is everything.

She's a nice girl.

Yeah. Yeah, she is.

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