Werewolves of the Third Reich

[]

[WHISTLING]

What the f***

are you guys doing?

What's it look like?

You don't have permission

to leave the base, Mad Dog.

Don't call me Mad Dog.

I'd sit your ass down.

[CHAIR CLATTERS]

I'm under orders to find you

and bring you back to base.

What the f*** were

you thinking Mad Dog?

That's f***ing twice you

called me Mad Dog, boy.

There won't be a third

time you understand?

This is so f***ed up.

Do you realize

what could happen

if your cover is blown?

Aye, relax.

Do you see any Nazis in here?

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[SIGHS]

[SPEAKS GERMAN]

Thank you.

[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

[CLEARS THROAT]

Okay.

[MURPHY SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

Do you speak English, boy?

Yes.

MURPHY:

Good.

Because if I'm going

down for the dirt nap,

I'd rather not be speaking

in Nazi tongue now.

MURPHY:

So?

Looks like we got

ourselves a situation here.

Indeed,

but as you will see,

I'm the one

holding the pistol.

So it's clear who has

the upper hand here.

[CHUCKLES]

What's so funny?

What he means is,

I've had a knife

pointed at your ass

since you sat down.

That is funny.

It's funny that you brought

a knife to a gunfight.

You can squeeze off a round,

but you could still end up

with two a**holes.

And you will end up dead,

at this range I can't miss.

It looks like our choices

are pretty limited

now doesn't it?

The choice is simple,

either you concede to arrest,

or you die.

So it doesn't bother

you that my friend here

is gonna carve you up like

a Thanksgiving turkey?

I consider it a small price

to pay for serving my country.

That's where you and I differ.

See...

you came here

to fight for your country,

but I don't give

a f*** about mine.

Sure,

I fly the American flag,

I wear the American uniform,

but the real reason I came

here is for one reason

and one reason only.

To kill Nazis.

I'm going to count to three.

When I get to three,

your friend here will put away

the knife and you will

all surrender to me.

Otherwise I will put a bullet

right between your eyes.

One.

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Two.

[GUNS FIRING]

[SCREAMS]

Yo, what do you think, Murph?

We gotta go get him.

No one's asking you, dipshit.

But he's out of bullets.

Oh, yeah?

How do you figure?

He fired seven times,

chamber on a pistol like that

only takes seven bullets.

Well if you're so sure,

why don't you go and get him?

Oh.

This is more your field,

you go get him Mad Dog.

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Hey barkeep,

you speak English?

[SPEAKS IN GERMAN]

I'll take that as a no.

[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

Suck my dick.

barkeep.

You wanna say that as we

haul your ass off to prison,

you'll be real popular.

F*** you.

You know, you really

do speak good English.

But let me tell you...

let me tell you

and make this

crystal-f***ing-clear,

in good ol' fashioned American,

I don't care one tiny bit

what happens to you.

Now you can live,

or you can die.

Now I came here to kill Nazis,

not German civilians.

So you just go ahead now

and hand me over that weapon.

[BARKEEP BREATHING HEAVILY]

Otherwise I'm just gonna

blow you so full of holes,

your body is gonna be whistling

as they wheel you through

to the morgue.

MURPHY:

Come on now.

That's right.

[GRUNTS]

F***'s sake.

See, I told you

he was out of bullets,

I was right.

This gun

carries seven rounds,

you were right about that,

but you forgot about

the extra bullet in the chamber.

- [GUN FIRES]

- [GROANS]

[PANTING]

Now...

considering that bullet's

deep inside your leg, boy,

I bet you won't

forget that again.

Why the f***

did you shoot me?

Because I told you.

Don't call me Mad Dog.

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[]

You are here for the advancement

of modern medicine.

Over the next week you will be

subject to a number of tests,

conducted by the esteemed

Dr. Josef Mengele.

My name...

is Ilsa Koch.

Prior to your arrival

at Camp 7,

were any of you aware

of my existence?

Come now.

I'm sure at least some of you

are aware of the nickname,

your kind has bestowed on me.

Repeating it would not

lead to punishment.

[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

Hm.

Well don't be shy.

[YELLS]

Speak up!

"B*tch von Buchenwald."

Exactly.

Many would consider such

a nickname to be insulting,

I on the other hand,

consider it an honorable title.

You see, one must

earn a reputation.

And I certainly earned mine.

This is why I advise

you to cooperate fully.

Failure to do so will be

dealt with very severely.

Those who do not comply,

need only look over there,

to see the result

of non-compliance.

In other camps,

you'd be subject

to strict work schedules

and cramped living conditions

with hundreds of others.

Here we hold

only a select few.

Considered to be

the finest physical specimens.

There will be no work schedule

and you will be provided

with adequate rest,

but you will be required

to submit

to all forms

of medical testing.

And cooperate fully with

our doctor's experiments.

We are all here

to serve the Third Reich.

Now report to Senior SS

Officer Hess in building two.

You.

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Come here.

Hm.

- I like this tattoo.

You know the eagle, it's...

it's quite beautiful.

Don't go over to building two.

I want you to head

to building three.

Yes, madam.

[SIGHS]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Come in.

Ah, Mengele.

Mein fuhrer.

Sit down.

HITLER:

So Mengele...

I am told

you have a breakthrough

in your research at Camp 7?

Yes, a most exciting

breakthrough.

We have been able

to create a chimera,

an organism which contains

cells for two different species.

Excellent.

But how did you

accomplish such a thing?

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Ah, let us get

straight to the point,

you have been discussing

the sale of your serum

to the Americans.

We know this,

Apparently there's

a princely sum involved.

I cannot blame you.

A man has to provide

for his family.

Your wife and daughter?

- Yes.

- Huh.

Beautiful creatures.

Anyway.

This sale to the Americans

could make you a rich man.

But...

considering your

current predicament,

I suggest you give serious

consideration to my offer.

In the days

of the Roman Empire,

when someone would betray

the emperor,

the traitor

would often be executed.

However,

if the traitor did the honorable

thing when caught,

his family would be allowed

to keep his fortune.

H-Honorable thing?

Hm, ah.

He would go home,

open up his wrist with a knife

and bleed to death.

Of course, since then

we made advances,

but who am I to say?

What exactly

are you suggesting?

In that gun,

there is one bullet.

You have many choices.

You could put

the bullet between my eyes,

but then my colleague would

put a bullet between yours

and then put one

into the heads

of your wife and daughter.

I'm sure that you

know about that.

So.

We are left with

the noble option.

Pick up the gun,

put it in your mouth,

and pull the trigger.

HAMMERSTEIN:

But the serum is right there.

Take it with you.

My files are in those drawers.

They will give you all

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