Wet Dreams and False Images Page #2

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Hi.

Mr. KANG?

It's for you.

- Thanks.

- I'm in the commercial for this.

Aren't you eating it?

- Good, isn't it?

- Yes.

Take your time, Se-mi.

Se-mi!

How old are you,

drooling on ice cream?

What's your problem?

- Are you interested in Bong-gu, a kid?

- What? A kid?

Why am I a kid?

We're the same age!

Yeah?

Do you have any idea

what turns men on?

Of course I do.

But I'm not gonna tell you.

You know what?

It makes me sad to think

I'm competing for a guy

with a premature girl

like you.

A premature girl?!

What makes you think

we're different?

Do I have to tell you?

I don't have time for this.

Bong-gu is mine.

So stay away from him.

Understood?

Wash your hair!

Get set!

Will you help her?

- What'd you put in there?

- It's squashed.

Cut it out!

Didn't it feel good

when he grabbed your tits?

What?

Wanna know if I have on

a padded bra?

I don't need that.

You're like gum

on the asphalt.

So embarrassing!

Did you see the way

Bong-gu looked at her?

He was almost drooling.

Yeah, it wasn't the same stare

he gives us.

We need to show him

we're sexy too.

Come on, that's not sexy.

It's dumb!

I'm sure he can feel

destined love...

... blossoming in my heart.

I don't know.

Your chest is too flat...

...for him to feel anything.

Sung-eun, Bong-gu wants

to see you in the office.

See? He's feeling it!

- I guess a padded bra worked.

- Shut up!

Did you wanna see me?

Yes, sit.

- Sung-eun...

- Yes?

Do you...

By any chance...

- Do you wanna run track?

- What?

Your record is good enough.

Faster than most guys!

- What's her record?

- 1 2.77 seconds.

- Really?

- She's real fast.

What about Se-mi?

- What do you think?

- Do I look like a boy to you?

Normal girls can't be this.

Consider it, okay?

It's time for class.

Mr. KANG!

Look at her!

She's almost rubbing his arm

on her chest!

- Lets go bowling.

- Bowling?

You're a PE teacher.

You must be good, right?

Teach me how to bowl.

- I'm not a good bowler.

- Come on, lets go.

Se-mi, I'm a good bowler.

You are?

You're coming with us then.

Hey, lets go?

It's been a while.

Okay then.

- Wanna come with us?

- Yes!

You okay?

Why don't we divide teams

and play for hamburgers?

That sounds good.

Ok?

Sure.

The winning team gets

to eat with you.

The losing team goes on its own.

What about that?

Sure, you're on.

Lets divide teams.

We'll play with Mr. Kang.

No way.

You don't decide that.

Yeah, she's right.

Here's what.

Sung-eun and Se-mi do

rock, scissors, paper.

And I do it with Mr. Kim.

What do you say?

Rock, scissors, paper!

- Go!

- Go!

Go!

Keep your left arm up

and go like this.

Like this?

Are you okay?

Se-mi was so lucky.

I don't think he's destined

to be with Sung-eun.

I'm gonna ask Suk-gu

for help.

Suk-gu?

That boy we saw at the wedding?

One with a crush on you?

What?

There's a boy out there

who has a crush on her?

Hey, he's crazy about me.

I just don't like him.

Some taste he has!

By the way,

how can he help you?

- Right?

- Yes.

It's homework.

To see what female behavior

men react fast to.

For biology class.

That's right.

What's a turn-on for men?

Huh?

I don't know.

ALL sorts of impulses.

Visual, auditory, and olfactory.

But the best way is

physical contact.

Men are all animals!

- Sorry.

- Physical contact?

Be more specific about it.

Touch him anywhere

like this?

When you do,

men freeze on the spot.

Like ice!

You mean they respond

to moaning?

Moaning?

Like this?

And thin long legs shown

under a short skirt is...

... a visual turn-on?

Like this?

This short?

Yes... pull it up higher.

If you show your thighs,

that always works.

Yeah?

Like this?

If Bong-gu sees

how sexy I can be,

He'll forget about Se-mi

right away.

Are you sure

Suk-gu is a dating expert?

Yes, that's why I asked him.

- Why?

- Nothing.

Did you hear that?

Se-mi practiced tango with him

alone Last night.

What?!

Your panties will show.

Do that at the swimming pool soon.

Why in the classroom?

This is no pool.

What should I do?

Follow me.

Oh, hi.

Teacher?

Se-mi...

What's going on?

I just came back

from a shoot.

I know.

Your mom called.

But you're at school now.

Isn't it too much?

Sorry. I didn't have time

to change.

I hurried back not to miss

any more classes.

That's the attitude.

Students should have.

Go ahead.

- Go on.

- Thank you.

Nature's calling.

Attention please!

Today we're learning

a folk dance.

Are you sure about this?

Of course!

We can't miss this chance.

What are you gonna do?

You?

Good luck.

- Go!

- Lets go.

Bow.

One, two, three... Bow.

One, two, three... Bow.

With partners to your left.

Now change partners.

Now start over

with new partners.

One, two, three... Bow.

One, two, three... Bow.

Pull in and back.

Partners to your left.

Now to your right.

Turn and change partners.

One, two, three...

Start over.

One, two, three... Bow.

Here we go again.

Left partner.

Hold on.

Keep on practicing.

I need to excuse myself.

Some guys fart while peeing.

That's not odd.

And some ladies fart

when they're drunk.

That's not strange, right?

That's because they can't

control sphincter muscles.

But farting when aroused?

Do you really?

- What's this for?

- I need to see if it's true.

I see.

- You fart when aroused, right?

- Yes.

You don't get an erection?

I do, but...

But you can't fart?

Are you kidding me?

I can't help you.

Go to a general hospital.

Doctor, can you take a look

at this chart?

It doesn't look normal.

This is what I'm talking about.

Go to the bathroom first!

The penis discharges sperm

and urine.

It's circular and covered

with skin,

which is spongy and epidermal

at the end of it.

It's connected to an artery

through the urethra.

So the erection takes place

when the blood fills up.

Do you follow?

Madam.

What's exactly an erection?

As the sciatic spongy muscle

in the penis contracts,

the artery is blocked...

... making the blood gather

as a result.

Okay?

So it becomes big and small

like a folding cane?

Is that it?

Get up?

You have a problem

with the way I teach?

Then why are you asking me

stupid questions?

What's this?

You have earphones on

in class?

You stopped me?

You painted your nails?

What do you think I am?

A clown?!

Why does everyone put me down?

Why? Why?

It's clean now.

What I asked was totally

biological.

She didn't have to hit me!

Sex education is so poor

in our country.

That's right.

Is there anybody who can teach us

everything?

What for?

You need to grow up first.

What did you say?!

Mind your own business.

Playing adults will get you

in trouble.

Look who's talking.

What do you think you are,

a freaking adult?

Have you had sex?

I didn't think so.

That's what makes us different.

Stay out of it, kids.

I've done it too.

If you shag Bong-gu

before the festival,

Ill give up on him.

Otherwise, he's mine.

That's unfair.

She said she'd done it.

What's the problem?

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