Wet Dreams and False Images Page #4

Synopsis: Dee-Dee the barber is a self-proclaimed "booty expert," who covers his wall with magazine cut-outs of women. But when Dee-Dee is introduced to the art of media manipulation he may never look at beauty the same way again.
Director(s): Jesse Epstein
  3 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Year:
2004
38 Views


Why does it hurt then?

Think about it.

This big penis keeps going in

and out of a small hole.

How can it not hurt?

You girls know nothing.

Ill give you a few more tips.

You pay attention too.

If you get to do it...

Men don't like wearing condoms

so girls have to be prepared.

They're all pigs.

Why can't they put it on

to make girls feel better?

Pills control hormones

so we won't get pregnant.

It can't be any good for us.

Animals!

Why is it so difficult

for them to put a rubber on?

I'm sorry to interrupt,

but what rubber?

Rubber Like a rubber band!

Sorry.

A rubber is a condom.

There's a zero possibility

for you to be pregnant.

In-hwa!

Let me ask you something.

How many times have you done it?

Why are you crying?

I don't doubt you. It's just...

God!

Sung-eun is going through

a lot lately.

So I wanted to get

right information for her.

Soo-yoen, I'm in Love

with you.

I'm Brainy Smurf.

The large intestine is an organ

from the small intestines...

... to the anus.

It consists of the cecum,

colon, and rectum.

- If it doesn't function well...

- Madam?

- What?

- I need to go to the bathroom.

Why didn't you go

during the recess?

I have a sudden pain

in my stomach.

Go.

Sung-eun!

To the right of the stomach is

the liver helping digest fat.

Back already?

What'd the nurse say?

Is there any problem?

Sung-eun got...

... her first period!

Congratulations, Sung-eun.

Now you've become a woman.

Lets call it a day

to celebrate her first period.

Congratulations!

What's the big deal?

What was that pregnancy

test kit then?

Was it her mom's?

Are you ready?

Do I have to?

We've already slept together.

Didn't you hear the nurse?

You're still a virgin.

You haven't done it.

The blood was your period.

And the hymen is fine.

So start over.

Honestly, that's scarier.

Don't worry.

We're here for you.

- Where are you taking me?

- Our classroom.

- What's there?

- You'll see.

What's going on?

Sung-eun...

What's all this?

You know what?

I'm really thankful to you.

For what?

You were a gentleman,

protecting me that night.

Oh, that was...

I've started my first period.

I am a true woman now.

I see.

Congratulations.

Listen, Sung-eun.

- Is he coming out?

- Yes, he is!

You are still here?

No, we just got back

to see Sung-eun.

I'm leaving.

See you later.

Bye.

Sung-eun, how'd it go?

He and I kissed.

Really?

How nice!

How was it?

In fact... he smelled

Like an ashtray.

An ashtray?

Not honey?

Anyway, you made it.

Congratulations!

Yeah, I'm happy for you!

She must be with a student teacher

named Kang Bong-gu now.

That's all I have to say.

I'm leaving now.

You're not lying?

I'm not.

Bye.

Thanks, Suk-gu.

What's wrong with her?

She's just a little girl!

What, a little girl can't love?

Really?

- You had No idea?

- No.

Looks like it's gonna rain.

Why is she so late?

I'm gonna give her

some serious beating.

Beating won't solve it.

We should teach her right.

It was your job to teach her

that kind of stuff!

Why putting it on me?

I never learned it

from my mother either.

Why doesn't the school

teach that?

They learn math and English

at school, not sex.

Where the hell is she?

Look at you.

You're soaked!

Tell me where you've been

all this evening!

None of your business.

Don't talk back

to your mother!

Were you with that Bong-gu jerk?

I should call the school and...

Yes, I was!

So what?!

Honey, why did you...

He's the man of my destiny.

I Love him, but...

Who's that for?

Is it for me?

Can I leave if I'm done?

Yeah, sure.

Damn player!

Sung-eun, can we talk?

I don't like that.

And I don't wanna talk to you.

It's about yesterday.

I was thinking and...

Mr. Kang.

You fart for me.

Why do you have to see Se-mi?

Baek Se-mi?

I saw you yesterday.

You two were arm in arm

on the street.

Sung-eun?

I have to go.

What's the occasion?

-is he that student teacher?

-Yes.

- He looks too cheesy.

- Yeah.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Want some seasoned rice cake?

It's too fattening.

You're not thin anyway!

Did you go to see her

at school?

It wasn't good.

She was so cold to me.

You shouldn't have hit her.

Why don't you talk to her?

Why me?

She prefers you to me.

Go talk to her.

Go ahead.

- Studying?

- Yes.

- Wanna go out with Dad?

- I have a test tomorrow.

Oh, that's right.

Shall we dance, Princess?

- Sung-eun.

- Yes?

You know how much I love you,

don't you?

I do.

Whomever you fall

in Love with...

There'll always be two people

behind you.

- You know that, don't you?

- Yes.

- Hi, Sung-eun.

- What'd you wanna see me for?

- I think you misunderstood.

- I never misunderstand.

Sit down.

Sit.

Actually...

I can't believe

I'm telling you this.

You don't have to.

Yesterday, Mr. Kim asked

Se-mi out.

So she wanted to seek

some advice from me.

What?

You get it now?

Mr. Kang, can I go?

Sure.

Here.

Let me.

You must be tired shooting

until late at night.

I feel sorry for you.

Lets go.

Taxi!

Get in.

Here.

Chungdam-dong please.

Drive carefully.

Se-mi.

Here.

Bye.

What are you doing here?

Didn't you come to ask me

out on a date?

God, I'm hungry.

- Buy me some noodles.

- Okay.

Aren't you tired?

Give them here.

Won't people think

you're too old for me?

My brother and his wife are

8 years apart.

Age is only a number.

Sorry!

- Are you okay?

- I'm fine.

Excuse me.

What's your name?

It's Nam Je-ho.

Do you tango?

Yes, I'm good at it.

Having fun?

Yes, I am.

They're really good.

Did you practice a lot?

I did.

How about you?

I sure did.

I'm so nervous to dance

in front of people.

Sung-eun...

I had so much fun with you.

So did I.

Sorry, but that's my seat.

Is it?

See you later.

Thank you!

What a performance by those

from Dance School!

Next is the highlight of tonight.

It's a 36-year-Iong tradition.

Girls will choose their partners

to dance with.

Lets see who they choose.

Se-mi, does this mean

you'll accept my heart?

It depends on how good

a dancer you are.

You're being too cheesy.

I might get a second thought.

I've been thinking seriously.

About what?

Lets bring it on.

What?

Lets go steady.

You mean it?

Okay!

Sung-eun, does Love change?

Love moves around!

Sh*t!

Come on.

Didn't I tell you to stay

away from this school?

Give me Fridays, man.

You stupid ass!

Hold on.

Act your age, man.

You don't know what it takes

to be a flasher.

No flasher dresses like you

these days.

You have to have a sense

of fashion!

Look what it says.

- An annual plan?

- That's right.

See the X mark on July 16th?

It means I didn't do it.

What about on 23rd?

I didn't do it then either.

The summer break started

on July 25th.

So I didn't get to do it

on 26th either.

August came.

A new semester started on 26th,

but nobody was here.

What does it say for 31st?

- It rained.

- So I couldn't do it!

Shut up and listen!

September 6th was a holiday.

- No school day.

- That's right!

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