What Everyone Thinks During a Meeting

Year:
2017
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- Accounting, your turn.

- Well, thanks to Bill's

comprehensive report,

our numbers from last

quarter are definitely

due to that hurricane in the east coast.

As far as I'm concerned this

wasn't really even our fault

(dreamy music)

(funk music)

"Platinum Blonde" by

The Puscie Jones Revue

I get so anxious when she's got to leave

Look what she's done to me

So fly

So fly

So god damn fly

So god damn fly

You turn me on

You open up my eyes

I feel so fly

I feel so god damn fly

You make me sweat

You give me all my life

(music quickens)

- Jazzy

Jazzy

Jazzy!

What do you think we should do?

- Fire Bill.

(crying)

[Announcer] Nightpantz.

- You know what, f*** it.

I guess I'll just sign up for Uber.

So fly

So fly

So god damn fly

So god damn fly

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