What the Fish Page #5

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You've a message your royal sexiness.

Yes, Mr. Flirt?

How are you, darling?

Listen to me.

I am in big problem.

And I think only you can help me.

Enough with the preface,

get to the story.

"The heart's selfish."

"It's slipped out

of my hand...yet again."

"Until now it was hers."

"But now.."

You did it again.

When will you learn?

- What?

You directly opened the door.

And, there's no chain

installed here either.

Thankfully, it's just us.

Otherwise,

you could've been in big trouble.

But, I took a peek

before opening the door.

Madam, there's a

gang on the prowl here.

The commit robbery in broad daylight.

Madam, no need to worry.

Delhi Police assures extra-safety"

...to women,

children and senior citizens.

Right, sir?

- Yes.

Crime against senior

citizen is on a rise.

So, we're collecting

data from every home. - Yes.

Is there a senior

citizen in this house?

No.

Sir...there's some Sudha

Mishra who lives in this house.

See, it's written here..

She's my aunt.

She's gone on a pilgrimage

for a month. - I see.

Who else lives here?

Me and my husband.

What does your husband do?

He's...an estate agent.

Where's he now?

- He's gone to meet a client.

When will he be back?

After two days...

He's gone to Madhurai.

Meeting with a client in Madhurai.

Sir, I guess he's a well-known agent.

Where do you hail from?

- I... Saharanpur.

We're from Saharanpur as well.

I was just telling Sompal.

- Right.

Saranpur's such a small place.

Lali confectioner's sweet

taste out of this world.

No, no. You mean Chandosiwale.

Yes, yes.

The three of us would

gobble up a kilo.

Sir. Time to take your diabetes pill.

I forgot all about it.

Don't you have a servant?

To get water.

No. I'll get it.

- No, no, no. Sompal will get it.

You're from Saharanpur. You..

Where is he?

The rascal ruined my sister's life..

Where is he?

Who are you?

I'll get you fired..

Don't be mistaken.

What have I done?

Did I steal your

buffalo or your wife?

Brother. Don't spare him!

You fool. He's not the one.

He was one in a million, rascal.

What's the matter?

Who are you?

Who are you looking for?

The rascal who promised to marry me..

...and got me pregnant.

Pregnant?

- Pregnant?

Where's the child?

The bump doesn't show

in two months, officer.

I mean...whose child.

He must have a name.

Ravi.

I heard that now he's

ruining someone else's life.

So, it's you...Ravi's next prey?

But, the other night.

Do you know each other?

We do, but I didn't have a clue.

That, after loading this gun..

...he's firing somewhere else.

Sir...it's a case of

sexual harassment.

Should I charge him

with 954 and 509? - Yes.

And, he cheated on

a girl from Saharanpur.

This isn't done.

This isn't possible.

Poor girl.

She's completely shattered.

Her life's ruined.

Who will marry her now?

- I will..

I'll keep her really happy.

Why don't you keep

your first wife happy?

Rascal.

Shall I call her?

Rascal..

Look, dear. You can lodge

a complaint if you like.

We'll arrest her as soon

as he sets foot in Delhi.

Officer.

My advice is let's

send her back home.

She's a girl after all.

If anything goes wrong...

And think,

if people find out in Saharanpur..

...they won't let her live peacefully.

She'll be humiliated.

- No.

My father will strangle me.

Crazy girl.

If you stay here,

you will have to suffer like me.

At least you can apologies to them.

Things will cool down after a while.

And anyway...girl problems

are a little sensitive.

So, what do you say?

Sir, she's right.

This is a personal matter.

So, let it stay that way.

And anyway, she's junior.

We could've taken an action

if she was a senior.

Right?

Dear, she's right.

It's the question of

Saharanpur's reputation.

Otherwise,

you know what we're capable of.

So, who will take her back?

- He will.

Hooda.

Help her board the

bus heading for Saharanpur.

And listen... nothing more.

The bus leaves at 4pm.

That will be right.

Sompal, let's go.

- Come on.

We've to survey the entire

neighborhood. - Let's go.

Strange.

The house belongs to Sudha Mishra.

Her niece is from Sudha Mishra.

And the property dealer, Ravi.

He's in Madhurai.

He's...taking two girls for a ride.

Sir, this is nothing.

I was taking my rounds last year.

With Rana.

And what we came across

was just too much.

We caught a man running nude.

In his underwear.

Hey...why are you so worried

about that rascal now?

No need to get too emotional.

Pack your bags.

I still can't believe

he can do this with me.

Are you unique?

All men are the same.

And now...l can't go back

to Nirav either. - Yes.

If he finds out,

he'll commit suicide.

Were you in the same college as him?

She's such a stupid girl.

He's ruined my life.

I wonder how many

more lives he has ruined.

Let him come.

I'll beat the living

daylights out of him.

Or else my name isn't Minal.

Extra-fun.

What are you standing there for?

Do you need extra?

- No.

Take her to the depot.

Get it?

Come on. I'll help her pack.

Did you find it?

- Yes, I did.

I'm getting it.

- Sister.

See you.

- Yes, of course.

Take care.

Don't spare that rascal.

- No, don't worry.

And, look after yourself.

- Yes

Here are the keys

to the house. - Okay.

Thanks.

Listen.

Don't move until

the bus doesn't leave.

Get it?

Now, go.

Sister. The house is really nice,

isn't it?

It's a museum.

What's good about it?

I was saying..

Gopa's gone.

So, why don't I stay

here till the trials?

I mean...only for the fresh air.

And you know,

these government hostels.

...can get you under-nourished.

Never a champion.

Forget it.

You can never take care of it.

Sister, at least

ask Ravi for my sake.

Do it.

What happened? Can't get through?

- Let him answer.

Did you get the job done?

- Yes.

I've never met a

bigger rascal than you.

You never told me

the police are involved.

What? Police?

- Yes. Police.

I swear I didn't know

she'll get the police involved.

Rascal, you would've

been in deep trouble"

...if it wasn't for me.

But you handled it now.

Otherwisemyou would've

landed behind bars..

...and they would've

cleaned your clock.

Did she leave?

- She cursed you while leaving.

Thank God she left.

What will you like, scotch, whiskey..

- Forget that.

Okay.

- Remember our deal.

Well, Mr. Bhalla

is the current chief..

...of the Boxing Federation.

And, I'll definitely

get your brother"

...on the Indian Boxing team.

And I mean it.

He needs me.

So, what's the scene with the house?

Raj wants to stay here few days.

He'll leave after trials.

Sweetheart,

that's a big load of my back.

I was quite worried,

"See this, see that".

Consider it your own house.

Don't forget to feed aunt's fish.

- Yes, don't worry.

And water the money plant.

- Yes.

Fine.

Thanks.

- See you later"

What did he say?

The house is yours.

But listen,

don't forget to feed the fish.

And water the plant.

Get that?

You're the best sister ever.

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