When Geek Meets Serial Killer Page #2

Hello!

Crap, no service.

Police!

What a bad luck. I meet a police!

I need to be calm.

If I avoid his sight, he will suspect me!

I must look at him confidently,

and walk forward.

Hold on sir

I need to check your identification card.

Why do you smile and look at me like that?

Nothing. It's just a smile.

- Identification card please.

- Alright.

You are Zhang Jian He?

Yes, I am.

You may leave now.

Thank you.

Hold on!

You dropped a can of drink.

Never mind, it's my treat.

Already two days, everything is smooth so far,

and the dead body is drying up.

Your face expression looks so stupid!

Cheng Jun, I'm sorry,

I didn't mean to kill you!

We grew up and had fun together

We are good brothers, forever.

I'm sorry

I'm sorry.

Oh no!

This time, I am the king!

A brother of mine is in trouble recently,

I must go there to help.

- Wow! it's so small!

- Are you kidding me?

I heard that the guy is a great person

It might be more troubling this time.

What do you think about mine?

Sounds dangerous.

I will show my brotherhood spirit

when they need help.

Aren't you my brother as well?

- My God, it's so big!

- Really?

Yours is the biggest one

that I have ever touched!

Brother

Do you have 20,000 dollar?

This is the balance for you.

I have reserved one for you.

Let's go!

Let me see.

I only have 3,000 dollar.

Just give me the balance later.

Alright!

I don't mind small.

Even so, he is still my only best brother.

Whose phone is that?

That's not my phone ringtone,

could it be Cheng Jun's phone?

I heard that people can track

someone's current location via phone.

I must off it quickly,

and take the battery off.

Ya Shi?

Why did she call Cheng Jun?

Ya Shi is my girlfriend,

we have been together for three years.

She is a genuinely good girl,

and she accompany her mum everyday for dinner.

She is an angel of my heart.

Jian He, you can go first,

since you need to finish your work.

Oh, alright!

Thank you.

I almost forget

Take this and buy something for your mother.

Jian He, you're so caring!

Ya Shi sent a message to Cheng Jun?

Why did she message and call Cheng Jun?

Hubby, where are you?

Hubby, I miss you.

Hubby, I miss your big penis.

Big penis?

You're so naughty.

Baby, are you there yet?

I can't wait anymore!

I have prepared honey and candle.

I want to kiss you.

I want to suck you

And use my tounge to lick it slowly.

Then, I want to enjoy the "honey".

Baby, do you feel good?

Hold on hubby, I'm cumming soon!

Hubby.

- Cheng Jun

- You want me to f*** you?

- Cheng Jun!

- Dear, do you feel good?

Zhang Jian He!

What are you doing?

Didn't I say before

that we can only "do" this after marriage?

Sorry, I didn't mean it!

I shouldn't do that, sorry.

Why don't we just chat?

Alright!

Why do you treat me like this?

He had even f*** you

Then why couldn't I touch your breast?

This is unfair!

You, go to hell!

We are not brothers!

How dare you borrowed money from me

to have fun with my girlfriend at oversea!

You are such a scumbag!

You have sex with my girlfriend

while I have to fap

with my Twinko's collectible.

Do you know

that I'm still a virgin?

Who's that?

What took you so long?

Are you with another woman?

I'm just kidding, why so serious?

Have you been staying at home past few day

drawing comic?

Why didn't you open the blinds?

It's so dark and it will hurt your eyes.

Your house is so messy!

And why didn't you open that blinds?

It's not good for you without ventilation.

Hey

What is a stove doing here?

Are you roasting meat?

And there are lots of cup noodle.

You must be not having healthy meal

these few days.

Never mind, let's continue with your drawing

after having this, OK?

I can't wait to see your new comic.

I haven't finished it yet.

Never mind, let us eat first.

Ya Shi

You said you're going to Hong Kong for holiday

with your mum in September

Can I follow?

I also hope you can follow us.

But, it's too sudden for my mum to see you.

I worry she may not be happy.

I really want to follow both of you!

Jian He, what's wrong?

Ya Shi, can I request one thing from you?

No matter what, you have to promise me.

Alright, I promise you.

Can I have sex with you?

What are you talking about?

You seem weird today, are you sick?

I really want to have sex with you!

Are you crazy?

Why do you have such dirty thought?

But you admitted yourself in the phone,

saying that you feel great!

Zhang Jian He, do you know

what are you talking about?

Stop being so perverted!

Am I?

In these three years time, I did not mind

that you are poor and ugly.

Knowing that you are useless,

but I'm still with you.

I am useless?

Yes! But now, I have enough of it!

I don't want to be with a perverted,

unmotivated,

immature, uncaring person

And a person whom isolate himself at home

drawing comic everyday,

fap with the Twinko's collectible!

Think about it yourself!

Me, think about myself?

Am I really that wrong?

How careless are you,

Cheng Jun, leaving your phone behind

You better watch out!

I need to leave, I have a date with my mum.

You continue with your drawing, see you.

Keep it up, bye!

Ya Shi

Ya Shi! Ya Shi!

Police!

Over there!

She is so heartless to nail me out!

I'm hopeless,

the truth will be revealed soon!

Is here!

- He is alone at home?

- Yes.

Sir

Be careful.

My plan

My life

Are going to vanish!

"The chapter of Serial Killer"

"The Divorce Agreement"

"15 years old teen stabbed

his father 30 times to death."

"He chopped of his dad's penis

as a revenge of his mother death."

"Mental report"

"The Parole"

Hope you will change for better.

I'm a caring, good listener,

and understanding netizen

Wolf:
I'm bored!

Mary:
Hi, my name is Mary! What's wrong?

Wolf:
My girlfriend is going for holiday

with her mum!

Mary:
You trust her?

How long have you been together?

Mary:
Three years now. She is a simple girl.

Shouldn't have any problem.

He is so innocent.

Mary:
Both of you have intimate relationship?

Wolf:
No! Not even a kiss yet!

How is that possible?

Mary:
Not even a kiss in three years?

Wolf:
She said only after marriage.

I'm going to propose to her next year!

Mary:
Wish you all the best

Wolf:
Thank you.

Change for better?

I should continue

with my long-awaited ambition.

Come, let's have one more drink.

I want to go home.

Let me send you home.

It's OK, I will go home myself.

Come, let me send you home.

I already said I go home myself!

Your time is up, what else you want?

Darn you!

You know who am I? I am Western Eagle!

Sir

What do you want?

Your license please.

Go away!

- Hey! Stop there!

- Please move now.

Do you know

who am I?

Who am I?

You don't know?

I call your superior now!

I am West...

You!

Mum, I have put another irresponsible man

whom abandoned his family to rest.

Also, there will be less one womanizer

in this world.

Wolf:
Hi Mary, are you there?

I have killed someone, what should I do?

Is he suspecting me?

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