Where Are We?

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dripping

alien ambience

(groovy music)

shitty engine

Gee, this place looks spooky!

Like, you're telling me!

Re roo!

Alright gang, everyone to the front.

So what's the plan here, big boy?

wink wink

unzipping sound

slap

It's simple.

We wait for our mysterious ghost to stop by

we snap a photo

and we get the hell outta here!

Like, I think you're skipping a step, Red!

Rehehehehe!

I didn't forget Stoney

but not until after, okay gang?

groans

(mysterious music)

Like...

I don't think anyone's coming, Red.

It's too soon to tell.

We've been working for almost half an hour!

Let's get high!

Let's smoke some weed!

giggle

I don't know...

Might as well if we're still waiting.

Okay. Alright.

I call greens!

Woah! Woah Woah!

Cool down there Val!

This is my weed we're smoking, alright?

What ever happened to ladies first?

I'm a lady!

Psh!

Like, I'm no lady but...

it is my bong!

bong bubbling sound

DOOBIE!!

Rehehehehehehe!

(ominous music)

(funky jam)

Jiiinnnkeees!

Like...

This is some good sh*t, Red!

What?

Huh?

You're getting kind of fat, Red.

And you're getting on my nerves

b*tch!

What did I tell you about calling me a b*tch

outside of the bedroom?

Any other night, this would be our bedroom.

playful giggling

I love you guys.

Re rove rou roo Raisy!

Do you guys remember that time in the old park?

The summer after high school?

Like...

Was that when I got you guys to trip for the first time?

Rot ry rirst rime!

all laugh

Like, that was the first

and the last time I ever ate a whole sheet!

Jesus!

That was the first time that

I really felt like I could fit in somewhere.

I never knew I could take it in the-

Shhh!

There were a lot of firsts that night...

Mmm!

Like, I gotta say...

You guys are, like, the coolest cats around!

I'm glad I got held back those two extra years.

Wait... what?

knocking

ZOINKS!

Alright, everybody be quiet.

ROBODY'S ROME!!

Goddamn it, Doobie.

Police!

We're f***ed.

Open up!

Evening sir.

Hi...

You kids out having a little bit of fun-

coughing

...fun in there?

No we're just doing our job, sir!

Like...

He can totally smell the cotton mouth!

Shhhh!

Oh yeah? Does that job entail you smoking marijuana?

Not us sir!

Do you guys smell any, uh, mari-

What did you say it was?

Marijuana, son.

Mar... marijuana?

Alright.

I'm gonna need you guys to step out of the vehicle.

No you don't understand officer

we're trying to catch a ghost!

Like...

did someone say GHOST!?

Rhost?

AAAUUUGGHHHH!!

(chase music)

Stop!

Punch it, Red!

Kill the lights, Val!

screaming

tires screeching

Like, over here Doobie!

AAAAUUGGHHHHH!

Ah! Oww! Auugghhh!

Oh my god! There they are!

Come on! Come on!

Meddling kids!

Where'd the cop go?

Like, it's like he vanished!

Roo rlow!

Rehehehehe!

I think you're right, Doobie.

Nice plan, Red.

Well f*** gang...

Maybe there wasn't a ghost after all...

yelling

(psychedelic music)

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