White Girl

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All right.

Stay right here.

I'll tell you when.

Slower.

Back it up.

Keep going.

A little bit more,

like three feet.

Keep going.

Keep going.

You niggas crazy.

You got it?

Yeah, yeah.

What the

f*** is in this box?

Um, I think it's

like kitchen stuff.

Like plates and pots and sh*t.

You good?

Mm-hmm.

You got it?

How many flight do we need?

Those dudes are still there.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Don't break the banister, dude.

I know, I know.

It kind of sucks that

we're on the m line, honestly.

You know how long it's going to

f***ing take me to get to work?

It's going to take me an hour.

I'm just glad we

have our own rooms.

Yeah, but I'm going to

miss snuggling with you.

We could still snuggle.

Yeah?

I promise.

Good.

Have you ever

been jumped though?

I got jumped freshman year.

You did?

Are you serious?

Yeah.

By whom?

I was on my way to a show.

Yeah?

Yep.

And?

This kid f***ing asked

me for a cigarette

and then he jumped

me for my skateboard.

What a dick.

No, I'm serious.

And it wasn't even my board.

Don't bring the

skateboar to a show.

Did you not have a cigarette

for him or something?

No, I had a cigarette and

i gave him a cigarette.

And then he followed me

and then he took my board.

I don't know.

I'd rather live in

dorms than, like,

live in a weird area like this.

Why?

It's a little

sketchy, I don't know.

I mean, it's kind

of creepy, but like--

I mean, seriously, when

i got off the train on my way

here--

yeah, I think we're

kind of out of weed, man.

We're out.

They have weed.

Who?

What?

They have weed.

So?

So, I'm going to go get some.

No.

Yes.

No, Leah, really don't.

Um, yo.

Yo.

I was wondering

if you guys knew

where I could get some weed?

Or something.

What, you think we're some

drug dealers or something, ma?

Uh, no.

I just thought you guys

might be able to hook me up.

Nah, for real shorty.

You can't be coming around her

asking strangers like that.

All right?

Are you serious?

Do I look serious?

Hey shorty.

Don't do drugs, all right?

Yo, she's tight, too, yo.

You straight

stupid, my nigga.

I can't stand you.

No, you wrong for that, son.

Hey.

Leah, right?

You busy?

No.

Why not?

Do you work here?

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, i-- I just--

what are you-- what

are we paying you for, then?

Well, you're not paying me.

What?

Guys, can I have your

attention, please?

This young lady loves

this magazine so much

that she will work for free.

I'm just kidding.

Hey, will you help me

with something real quick?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's all right.

You won't get in

trouble, I promise.

- Ok.

- Watch the pole.

It's a killer.

Let me know what you think.

Um, what I think?

Yeah.

Well, I mean--

very interesting.

That is a very

interested answer.

I agree.

Oh, I'm sorry.

How rude of me.

Where are my manners?

Would you like some?

Do another if you want.

Great.

Well, there you go.

Uh, yeah.

Messenger came.

Oh, great.

What's this?

Uh, that is Rambo.

You know Rambo--

graffiti artist?

He's painting now.

I bought, like, 10 of these,

trying to drive the price up.

That reminds me.

Can we do a little

piece on Rambo?

Try to drive the prices up?

Good idea.

Do you know Leah?

Hey, Leah.

Hi.

Yeah, she was gracing me

with her art history knowledge.

Were you saying something

about being more

visceral than the street thing?

We have a sponsor call in 15.

Uh, sh*t.

Can we move that

to 3:
00, please?

That would be very helpful.

Thank you, Leah.

Bye.

Can I get three?

Thank you.

Thanks.

Hello.

Hi.

What's your name?

Leah.

I'm blue.

That's your real name?

Maybe.

Well, why do they

call you that?

Because I'm always sad.

Before I met you.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi.

Hey, what's going on?

Can we talk for a second?

Sure.

Sorry.

One second.

What is he doing here?

I have to ask to

invite someone over?

Leah, it's not anybody.

It's the f***ing dude

who sits on the corner

because he's probably

a f***ing drug dealer.

Of course

he's a drug dealer.

And he's nice.

Trust me.

My bag's out there

with my camera.

They look nice.

They are nice.

They put up with me.

So where are you from?

Oklahoma city.

The mountains and sh*t?

No.

It's flat.

You can see forever

and it's a city.

So why'd you leave?

What do you mean,

why did I leave?

Is that your friends?

Yo, what's good, ma?

Come on, you going to front

on us like that, for real?

Y'all having a party

up there without us?

He just mad I got

in the castle first.

F*** that sh*t.

We got to man.

Because you stupid.

You acting mad dumb

right about now.

What's good, beautiful?

How you doing?

Oh, my god.

Um--

what the

f*** are you doing?

It's good, my nigga.

Chilling, chilling.

Yo, ladies.

Y'all have a nice place.

Thank you for having us.

- Of course.

Real nice place.

Real talk, yeah, yeah.

Oh, snap.

I'm kilo.

Nice to meet you.

Katie.

Nice to properly

meet you, Katie.

Sh*t, I haven't seen a

dime bag since middle school.

You guys got 'shrooms?

Nah.

No, we ain't got

that hippie sh*t.

We got that killer weed, man.

We got that sh*t that

will have you going--

we got that yayo.

- Word up.

We got that yayo.

Yeah, I know you like

that sh*t, right?

We got that white girl.

You won't need to be f***ing

with that sh*t, anyway.

You heard?

Yeah, but I really like--

drugs.

She clearly really loves drugs.

You guys must like drugs, too.

No, we just spoke weed

every day, all day.

But you sell everything else.

Yeah, but that don't

mean we like that sh*t.

How much you want, ma?

You sell grams or what?

I got twenties, ma.

We got, yo, anything

you need, ma.

We got that yayo.

So what are you waiting for?

Hook me up.

Really?

What the f***

you laughing at?

What the f***?

Boy, I'm going to get f***ed up.

God, this nigga's

always crying, yo.

F***, I don't get it, though.

Because he still sells drugs.

Holy sh*t.

What?

You never seen a

real woman before?

Yo.

Yo.

Yo, son.

What the f*** is that, yo?

You like it?

No.

I don't f*** with people

that do that sh*t, all right?

All right.

It's been our

spot forever, yo.

My roof is your spot?

You just can't f***

around right over there

because neighbor's be tripping.

That one b*tch-- and i

don't say b*tch a lot,

but that one b*tch,

specifically,

comes out here bugging out.

Well, it's my roof now.

What's the matter?

You ain't never

learned how to share?

No.

What kind of girl

do you think I am?

All right.

Come back.

Hi.

What's going on?

Nothing.

Can you pull up the

guest list for me?

Sure.

All right.

Can we take Jason

McDonald off there?

He's out of town.

And then, give Sophie

goodnight a plus 1 and then

cream should be in press.

So move him over.

Move him over.

You know how to do that?

Yep.

Ok.

And you just deleted him.

All right.

Well, it's all right.

Just fix it and then at 5:00,

lock it up and print it out.

And I'll see you there.

I don't think I'm

going to make it.

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