Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1971
- 91 min
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She's got a drawer
full of real jewels
in her desk in the study.
Now, Katy, we did promise
that we could lie
to other people,
but never to each other.
I'm not lying!
She's got a drawer full
of diamonds and things.
It's a secret drawer. She opens
it and presses the inside.
A secret spring?
Yes. What's this?
It's a head-chopper.
It almost looks
real, doesn't it?
Let me show you.
Come on, up you go.
Are you sure?
I don't think...
It'll just be pretend.
There you are. Now.
There you are.
Stay there. Lie back.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
the great Christopher Coombs,
magician to the
King of Alakazam,
will now demonstrate
chopping off a head
and putting it back on.
Before you lies the queen,
sentenced to lose
her whole head.
Now,
I pull the magic rope.
I say the magic words.
Abracadabra!
I don't mind, Christopher.
I'd rather have William anyway.
He slapped at his chest
as he sat on that bough
Singing "willow, oh
willow, titwillow!"
And a cold perspiration
bespangled his brow
Oh, willow,
oh, willow, titwillow!
And he sobbed and he sighed
and a gurgle he gave
Then he plunged himself
into a billowy wave
And an echo arose
From the suicide's grave
"Oh, willow,
oh, willow, titwillow!"
Everyone join in the refrain.
Now, I feel just as sure
as I'm sure that my name
Isn't willow,
oh, willow, titwillow
'Twas blighted affection
that made him exclaim
"Oh, willow,
oh, willow, titwillow"
And if you remain
callous and obdurate, I
Shall perish as he did
And you will know why
Exclaim as I die
"Oh, willow, oh,
willow, titwillow!"
shall we all do it once more?
Yes!
Let me see. I have to...
Katy!
You... you gave him
to me once, Aunt Roo,
and I didn't like
the one this morning.
I gave you my teddy bear
for one night only
and then you promised
to give it back.
Now, didn't you?
Yes, but I want this one.
But the new one is better.
and the fur is all smooth...
Then you keep the new one
and let me have this one.
Katy, I'm sorry.
Excuse me, dear. Um,
Tell me, what's so special
about this teddy bear?
I told you, I used
to have one like him
a long time ago.
Of course.
Of course you did!
And now you found him again!
You mean, I can keep him?
Yes, certainly!
Dear, you can keep him.
Aunt Roo?
Mm-hmm?
Do you love me?
Because I love you.
Oh, yes! I love you
very much, darling.
Let's go back to the party now.
Please, Aunt Roo.
Please, let me keep him.
Please.
A man a clinging vine, vine
And from her
branches carelessly
He takes what
he can find, find
He takes what he can find
But when
your time is past and gone
He'll care no
more for you, you
And many a day that
your garden is waste
Will spread all
over with rue, rue
Will spread all over
with rue
A man a clinging...
He takes what
he can find, find
He takes what he can find
Come on.
Now, darling.
Be a good girl.
Sleep tight.
Mummy will see
you in the morning.
My darling. Be a good girl.
Sleep tight.
Mummy will see
you in the morning.
Thank you, Aunt Roo!
You're welcome,
You're welcome, children.
Oh, Miss Henley, they've
been such good children.
Thank you, Aunt Roo.
Well, thank you,
Peter, thank you.
Thank you, Angela.
And I hope you can all
come again next year.
Thank you, Aunt Roo.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year. Happy...
Oh, Miss Henley,
here's a gingerbread cake.
Thank you.
And this is for you.
Oh, Mrs. Forrest, you
shouldn't! But thank you.
And thank you again
for all of us.
Oh, it's such a lovely season.
more than they do.
Last, as usual, Christopher.
Get into the car.
I can't. Katy's not here.
I'm not surprised.
I am sorry, Mrs. Forrest.
Children, is Katy Coombs
in one of those cars?
Katy Coombs.
No, ma'am.
I don't understand it.
We all had breakfast together.
We were playing all morning.
I know, but she
left something behind.
Katy, Katy, the cars are here!
Katy!
Katy!
Listen, she's done
something bad to Katy.
What a terrible thing to say!
She's got a mummy
in a secret room!
What? What?
I apologize for him.
He's a congenital liar with a
rather over-active imagination.
You'll be very severely
punished when you return.
No, no, please. I'm sure
she's just hiding somewhere.
I'll find her and send her
on after you've left.
Christopher! Come back here!
Christopher!
Ow!
Just put him into the car.
Come on, young bleeder.
Get in, you!
Christopher, don't
worry about your sister.
She's all right.
I know she's all right.
Happy New Year, children.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year, Christopher.
"" The next morning, the
witch locked Gretel in the barn.
"And brought food to her."
"'When she's good and fat,"
"'I will stuff her and
put her in the oven"
"'and eat her.'
she told Hansel."
Albie, hmm,
Well, come in. Come in.
Uh, would you please...
Well, the party's
over, Mrs. Forrest,
and I think we have something
very important to discuss.
Uh, certainly, Albie. Certainly.
I'm sorry, dear, but I've
been so preoccupied lately.
Mrs. Forrest, I think
it's time to settle accounts.
Yes, of course.
But, dear, could you run downstairs
first and get me some lunch?
Get it yourself, Rosie Miller.
Rosie Miller?
Albie, I don't recall ever
giving you permission
to call me by my
professional name.
Rosie,
I'm going to tell you
what to do for once.
You're gonna write me a check
for 2,000 pounds.
2,000 pounds?
Then we're gonna wave bye-bye
to you, me and Clarine.
You can go back to
vaudeville or roll a hoop
or talk to the spirits all night
'cause we won't be around.
Albie, you and Clarine
wouldn't desert me,
Leave me alone in this big
I'm sure you'll manage, madam.
Unless you give
me 2,000 quid, Rosie,
I'm gonna have to
report to the police
that you've become a kidnapper.
You've got Katy locked in
the nursery, haven't you?
Haven't you?
Go get me my checkbook.
2,000 pounds.
2,000 pounds?
That's more money than you've
seen in your whole life,
Isn't it, Albie?
Don't be a tightwad, Auntie, I'm
sure you won't even miss it.
Besides, from now on, you can
get Benton at half rates.
He won't have to split with me.
Split with you?
Benton split with you!
You're lying! I know
that you're lying!
You think so?
Next time you have a sance,
he won't have Clarine
calling down the
dumbwaiter shaft.
"" Just before
they ran out of the house,
"Hansel and Gretel took the
wicked witch's treasure."
Katy?
Katy?
Is that you?
We had turkey for
tea and ice cream
and gingerbread biscuits
and butterscotch.
And Aunt Roo said I could
keep her teddy bear,
as long as I stayed.
What happened?
Did she kidnap you?
And lock you up in here?
We played hide-and-seek
and hunt the slipper.
Now, listen to me.
You can't stay here.
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