Wild Cherry
So, this is my senior
year of high school.
I've spent the last four years with a
bunch of horny football players and, uh
sex-obsessed teenagers.
So I figured I'd find out
what the big deal was.
I was 19.
I was 17.
Seventeen.
I think I was 16.
Fourteen.
Ah, we went for about 45
minutes the first go, yeah.
Um, not very long.
About threes minutes, actually.
I was so damn scared I put my condom
on before I took off my pants.
It wasn't that great, honestly.
It was kinda embarrassing and we
didn't know what parts went in where.
And unfortunately it was the
worst experience of my life.
It lasted three seconds, there was no
magic, and his mother walked in on us.
We were on a bed and we
were making out and stuff.
Then she went down, came
up, and then I looked up
and she turned around and there was
a room full of people watching us.
She grabbed her vodka, she screamed,
and she bolted out the door.
Last time I ever talked to her.
So wait a second, did
you actually make love to her?
Yeah. Well, I made
love to her face.
I think I made it into this big
thing and then I was disappointed
because it wasn't what I
thought it was going to be.
Well, my first time's gonna
be with Stanford, of course.
It's gonna be really romantic.
play some French music
and he'll pick me up
and carry me to the bed
and we'll just like,
fall into each other
and have the most
amazing connection.
Like, be in total
sync with one another.
Ow! Franklin?
Will you watch it?
Yeah, sorry.
Helen, you okay?
I'm fine.
All right.
Look, he wants you. Screw the speculative
romance crap and just do it already.
Chase! I just don't think you
should rush into anything.
I mean, it's your first time, it should
be special, you know. Like, plan it out.
I know, but...
What's there to plan?
Condoms, lube, room.
I meant be emotionally prepared
so you don't regret anything.
I am. I think.
Look, everyone's first time sucks.
That's why next party I go to
I'm finding the hottest, drunkest guy
I can and just getting it over with.
I'm gonna be in
New York next year.
That is such a
slut-bag thing to do.
Exactly.
Look, all I'm saying is
you should just do it.
Why?
That's why.
It's good.
They're just friends.
Yeah, you know, I stretch with my
friends like that all the time.
Whatever.
Let's hit
those dummies, boys!
I hear she likes it
rough, Frankie boy.
Skeets, let's leave
the doll playing for home.
C'mon.
Ah, you sexy beast.
Freak.
She's all yours, buddy.
Wait, wait.
Ah, right.
We should plan this better.
Okay, yes, let's, uh,
let's plan away then.
Well, Saturday my dad's
finally out of the house.
Saturday? Okay, yeah.
Saturday's good.
Saturday. Done.
Okay.
Okay. I gotta
go, all right?
shower after practice.
You mean cheerleader Hannah?
Yeah.
She's nice
but she probably wears the same
underwear for like a week straight.
I just thought you should know.
Well, I don't know, you guys were just
pretty close when stretching earlier.
Oh, babe, come on. We're just...
we're just friends. You know that.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
I gotta go.
- Okay.
- All right.
Bye, babe.
Bye.
Bye, Dad.
I'm off to Chase's.
Hey, could you come
in here for a second?
I was gonna kiss you goodbye.
Oh, my God. Dad?
Look, as your parent
I feel it's my responsibility to at
least discuss this stuff with you.
Dad, I'm almost 18.
I don't need to hear this from you.
This is a female contraceptive.
It goes, um, in.
My God.
It's got no
hormonal side effects.
Uh, it's doctor recommended, and
you've got to use it six hours
before the, uh, event occurs.
I'm leaving. Bye! Thank you for
another painful childhood memory.
Hey, will you come here?
You think you're embarrassed?
I had to go down to the pharmacy
and actually buy this sh*t.
Anyway, this is the vaginal
contraceptive film.
I did not know this product existed
Dad, this is even more embarrassing than the
time you brought me Maxi-Pads to school.
Super Maxi-Pads!
I didn't know what size to get.
How was I supposed to know
there were different sizes?
Nobody talks about that stuff.
Anyway, this is the cap.
Also known as
the, uh, diaphragm.
You take this gel and
it kills
the guy's... spunk.
Dad, I don't think I could ever have
sex after hearing this from you.
Good. So you haven't?
Bye!
Oh, hey, don't forget the
old standby, the condom.
Make him wear two of these.
At least two!
Well, that went well.
Gentlemen, we have
earned a right of passage.
The Buccaneer Bang Book.
Between these covers,
lay our virgins.
And we know what
to do with them, yes?
C'mon, Skeets. I mean, Isn't this whole
thing like a big superstition, really?
Wha...? A-a superstition?
symbolizes what happens out
on that football field.
It unites us men
for a single cause.
Need I remind you
of what happened in 1979?
They went down as the biggest
losers our school has ever seen.
Now, we can ether be a
bunch of cock block losers
or we can have history
remember us as winners!
You pick.
I pick winners.
Wow, thank you, Marco.
Now, let's start the show.
The man who started it all.
To you Pete, we owe everything.
Now, let's get to our virgins.
Trish Van Doren.
I get Trish Van Doren,
'cause she's hot, okay?
And I know she's always
had a thing for me, so.
- Franklin, buddy?
- Yeah?
Hey, I'm giving you Katlyn Chase, okay?
Now, she's a freak.
She's a freak in, in what way?
Just, you know, help her
with her video equipment.
Marco? Condoms.
Marco! Hey, you get Hagatha.
But she's so "fugly"!
No, no, no, no. Hey, hey, "fugly" is
the new pretty. Okay? Suck it up.
Scar, you get Sabrina. Now, she has total
nympho potential, you'll be into that.
Time to make her
dreams come true.
Condoms.
Okay. And Stanford, buddy, I mean, I
trust you and Helen are on course?
Uh, yeah. We're all set
for this Saturday night.
Good. At least one of you
ladies is making progress.
Marco, give the
man some condoms.
Thank you.
Now, for the rest of
Morgan, Amy
Ashley, Steph, and Maria.
All right, let's
bring it in, boys.
One, two, three.
Who can tell me what else
the Greeks invented. Trish?
Um, money?
Yes. Sabrina?
Greek salad.
I suppose. Amy?
Democracy.
Sure. What else?
Yes, Skeets?
Hand-to-gland combat.
Exactly the answer
I was looking for.
Although people have been
masturbating since, well, forever
It was the Greeks that were much more
open to the idea of self-pleasure.
So much so that
they invented this.
It's called an olisbos.
It helped give women the power to orgasm
while their men were away at war.
So, basically, Greek women realized
that you don't need a guy to get off.
It also helped curb what they
thought were destructive thoughts.
Hot.
Men used them
for pleasure as well.
Skeets!
Which takes us to our next play.
Lysistrata.
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