Wild Cherry Page #2

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The tale of a group

of women who withhold sex

until the men in their society

end their childish war.

And if you enjoy this play,

be sure to stop by Booklet.

Say "hi," I'll even give

you my employee discount.

Hey, you guys

remember your first one?

What, my first orgasm?

Ooh. God, I've had so many since.

Um, let's see.

You've never had

an orgasm, have you?

No, I mean, I think I have.

It's okay if you haven't.

It's not really a think kind of thing.

It's more you have or you haven't.

I think I was like five and

I was at the supermarket

and they had one of those horses, you

know, that you put quarters into.

I was just sitting on it and it started

vibrating and, I don't know, I mean

all I knew is that I'd never felt

anything that felt that good.

Oh, my God. That's why you

were always on those things.

What?

Mine happened

at night. I was 12.

And I had these really rough sheets

that got twisted in between my legs.

I had no idea what it was at first

and it really freaked me out

but then it started

to feel really good.

Well, you know, whatever,

because after this Saturday

when Stanford and I have the

house to ourselves, I will.

Um, not necessarily.

Trish has a point, but, luckily, you know,

there are many other things you can use.

Um, washing machine, feathers,

carrots, uh, cucumber.

Basically anything

you can put in a salad.

Shower head.

Guys...

Guys work, too.

Enough!

Hey! Oh, um, I want to

show you guys this.

I just took this video of this guy

the other day. It's ridiculous.

My first time was with this

ugly chess club chick.

But, hey, I got in the book, so who cares, right?

I knighted her queen.

Book? What does he mean,

"I got in the book?"

That's a myth.

You know, you can change

your mind about Saturday.

I think that Stanford

would understand.

I don't wanna change

my mind. I'm ready.

Guess what?

You stuck M&M's up your nose and now

you need help getting them out?

Ha! No! She's going

through with it.

Thank God.

Happy Birthday.

Chase. Ladles.

Frankie.

But my birthday

isn't for three months.

Just open lt.

Nice.

What is it?

It's a vibrator.

You plug it into your i-Pod

and it, you know, vibrates

to the beat and

intensity of the song.

You should pick a song

with a lot of bass.

- Oh, sh*t! - What?

- Oh, my God.

- When did those two become an item?

- I have no idea.

What?

Um, I think it was the

standard missionary position.

You know, I mean, you don't wanna get too

adventurous on your first time having sex.

Ah, missionary style.

You know, kept it simple, kept it basic.

Standing up, actually.

Which was quite hard to do.

We tried one that is

called the wheelbarrow.

We did somethin' that she called froggy

style, which I had never heard of.

Quite interesting.

I guess, me on top, what is that?

Cowboy? Cowgirl?

Hi, Chase.

Hi, Franklin.

You need any help

with anything?

Uh, no. I'm good.

All right.

Cool. What's your

documentary on?

Um, it's about the first

time people have sex.

Really?

Yeah.

I'm kinda into that, yeah.

You're a guy and you're into sex.

Shocker.

Hey, you know, Chase, sometimes

people say things, you know.

They think you're

kinda freaky and odd.

You might be

friends with Satan.

But I wanted to seriously let you

know that I think you're cool.

I think you're really

cool, actually.

Well, uh, since that was only

mildly insulting, thanks.

Yeah, no problem.

You know, since

you're, uh, around

you could, uh, help me carry

this stuff to the audio closet.

Yeah, no problem.

Yeah, okay, sure.

Uh, this stuff here?

Yeah.

So all your stuff

looks, like, really good?

Yeah.

N ice. Here.

What are you doing?

Um, I was kissing you. You know, I've had

a thing for you for a long, long time.

And I thought maybe you

would wanna kiss me back.

Wanna do it again?

Where are you going

to school next year?

Arizona.

Nowhere near New York?

No, no, no, no, no.

Okay.

Okay.

That feels

good. Really.

Oh! Oh.

What?

You really got

a hold of me there.

Don't you think maybe we should,

you know, we should slow down

or maybe go on a date first or

something like other people do?

Franklin?

Yeah.

Let's not make this

more than it is.

Yeah. Um...

C'mon.

No.

What?

Maybe I should just, uh...

Come on, look.

I mean, you're the one

who wanted to do this.

Not like this though.

I'm sorry.

If you tell anyone,

I'll kick your ass.

Great, Chase.

Real nice!

Dad, it's ten to seven,

what are you doing?

I'll give you three guesses.

Rhymes with "maving."

You need in here?

No. Aren't you supposed to be at U

uncle Jack's watching the fight?

It's just the prelims.

The big fight doesn't start until ten.

But sometimes those

are the best ones.

Since when have you become

such a big fight fan?

I just don't want

you to miss it.

You okay?

Yes! I'm fine.

Did you, uh, get those

brochures I left in your room?

Dad, will you stop giving me those?

I'm not going.

Hey, those are all

good schools.

And they're very close to here and

they have excellent French programs.

Every bit as good as that

Sorbonne school you wanna go to.

Dad, I'm going to Paris.

I'm staying with mom. End of discussion.

After college. Or after you get

your master's degree, even better.

Would ya look at that?

Can't believe you

fell for that again.

What are you doing tonight?

Nothing special.

We did it in her, uh, in her bedroom,

right next to her parents' room.

In a cornfield.

We did it in his mom's

living room on the couch.

I actually didn't

make love, yet.

Locker rooms, yeah.

On the bed. It's the first time, you

know, so you start off a little slow.

It's none of your

f***ing business.

It happened in the sink of a

guy's bathroom after a game.

I told him to bring protection,

he actually wore a helmet.

Anyway, a minute and a half later,

he was my first. I got him in.

Sorry, in what?

The book. The boys won the championship that year.

Are we done? I gotta go.

Um, hey, what book

are you talking about?

You know what book. I mean, you are

the girls who are still in it.

No check marks next to your names,

letting down the entire team, yeah.

Hey, look, just because you're

sleeping with the entire team

gives you no right to judge

my friends and I, okay?

Yeah, well, maybe if you stopped hiding

behind that camera you'd actually get some.

You b*tch!

Chase, stop.

Why do you care

so much, anyway?

My cheerleading season ends

when football season ends.

Playoffs are when the scouts

come out to watch your routines

and I need a scholarship

to get into school next year.

So stop being so selfish

and just lose it already.

Screw you, cheerleader!

Okay, we have to call Helen right away

and tell her it's just about the book.

Hi.

HI.

How are ya?

I'm good.

Yeah?

Uh, wanna get that?

No.

No? Okay.

She picking up?

- No. We just have to go to her house. Come on.

- All right, let's go.

Aren't you gonna

carry me to the bed?

Oh, yeah, of course.

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