Wild Things: Foursome Page #3

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to get her claws on Carson's money.

l just wish we could pay her off.

l mean, this thing could go on forever.

-Who knows how a jury will respond?

-Can't we use some of the money?

George, l am fighting for my life here.

My dad would have understood.

Of course,

but my hands are still tied.

The terms are clear. They don't leave

a lot of room for improvisation.

Marriage, medical emergency,

schooling.

Well....

l guess we have to get married.

That's what you're saying.

l wasn't, no. l mean, l suppose it would

make an easier case for the payout...

...hard to have much of a marriage

with Carson in jail, but there's no--

Baby, l don't want you to do

anything you don't want to do.

l want to.

You're my everything.

And you're my everything, baby.

You two deserve

some happiness, alone.

l will make the arrangements.

Brandi, what would you say

to a settlement offer?

A part of me would say,

''Go f*** yourself, a**hole.''

You don't know

what l have been through.

-And the other part?

-The other part would say $25 million.

You gold-digging b*tch.

Thirty? Thirty-five?

What number would hurt you

as much as you hurt me, Carson?

-Choke on it.

-Enough.

Okay, enough. Enough.

We're offering 2 million.

That's an insult. l talked to the DA.

He is chomping

at the bit to prosecute.

With what? A ''he said, she said?''

''He said, she said?''

Linda Dobson swears she saw

your guy getting rough with Brandi.

Please, l got six guys

who will swear she was so drunk...

...she tried to make

out with a beer keg.

You have got a 50 percent chance.

l am offering you a sure thing.

Even if she settles,

the DA can still prosecute.

lt's in your best interest

to make sure that doesn't happen.

Once the charges are dropped,

we will offer....

-We will make it 3 million.

-l want 10.

-ln your dreams.

-Careful, Carson.

A nice butt like that, you're going to be

very popular with the boys in the yard.

You have already committed perjury.

Let's stay away from extortion.

How about 5?

That's $ 100,000. l won't even

hold it against the 5 million.

-Checking in, ma'am?

-Bet your ass l am.

-Do you have any bags?

-Just this.

Jesus Christ,

you could have killed me.

lnnocent until proven guilty.

You are guilty. Guilty as hell.

Just as much as you are.

How'd you get in here?

lt's my father's hotel.

l have got the keys to the kingdom,

thanks to you.

l could definitely get used to this.

You better.

When does the money

get transferred?

A month.

Paperwork and sh*t.

l still can't believe the bastard

changed his will.

Enough business.

Let's focus on pleasure.

l wish we could have gotten more.

That little b*tch, l just wanted

to smack that smile off his face.

He's not a bad guy.

He just got this crazy

sense of loyalty to my old man.

And me too, l guess.

What are you complaining about?

You have got a beautiful fiance.

A smoking-hot girlfriend.

And a bunch of running-around

money. That's evil sh*t.

Criminal.

Almost as bad as setting

someone up for rape.

Man, oh, man.

Shane Hendricks?

l am Detective Frank Walker.

l am investigating

the death of Ted Wheetly.

l thought it was an accident.

Yeah, l thought it was too, but a lot

of strange sh*t going on. Funny things.

Why l let the man l hate

store his car in my garage.

-Yeah, that's one of them.

-Because Brandi Cox asked me to.

-You know Brandi Cox?

-Sure.

She worked my crew

for six months.

Girl could strip an engine

in five minutes.

Plus she looked good covered in oil.

What about Linda Dobson?

Do you know her too?

-From around, sure.

-You have seen her lately?

Nope.

Tell me something, Shane.

Why in the world would Brandi Cox

want Ted Wheetly's car...

...stored in your fancy garage?

She didn't say and l didn't care.

Don't say no to a hot piece of ass

like that. That illegal, detective?

Maybe.

l got into a lot of trouble

when l was a kid.

Stupid things. Boosting cars,

some pot, nothing big.

-But l did learn one thing.

-Really? What's that?

Cops are a bunch of a**holes.

You can call my attorney

if you want to talk again.

''Cops are a bunch of a**holes.''

Stupid f***ing hat.

-You're not the pizza guy.

-No, l am Detective Frank Walker.

l'd like to ask you

a few questions if l might.

Sure. Want a drink?

Thanks. lt's hot out here.

-That's very interesting iced tea.

-My mom's recipe.

Only thing she ever gave me.

Anyways, detective,

what can l do for you?

l wanted to ask you few questions about

your relationship with Shane Hendricks.

-He was my boss.

-That's it?

-Yes.

-But he wanted more?

l suppose.

And you used that to get favors.

No. Never asked him for anything.

He told me that you asked him

to keep Ted's car in his garage.

He told me the only reason

he agreed...

...was because

you were such a pretty girl.

l doubt he used the words

''pretty girl.'' Actually,

l'd put money

on ''hot piece of ass.''

And be that the case, detective,

and...

...l used to think this was the hottest

piece of ass in Glade City.

But even if l did ask him,

there's no way Shane Hendricks...

...would ever do anything

for Wheetly.

Why is that?

Because Ted hated Shane's pops.

l hear he wanted to kill him

over some bad deal in the Keys.

Well, l will have to look into that.

Thank you.

Hey, one more thing.

Do you ever talk

to Linda Dobson at all?

No, l haven't.

l don't really know her.

Right.

Yeah.

Well, thanks for your time.

We need to talk.

This better be important enough

to ruin my updo.

l got a little spooked, okay?

A detective came to my house,

l started thinking l could go to jail.

We're in this together.

We could all go.

That's bullshit. Okay, you have

a house and a brand-new Mercedes.

l am stuck living in a shack

with leaky pipes and water stains.

You are set for life. lf he dies,

you inherit everything.

You're screwing me. l can feel it.

No, Brandi.

That's so not true.

l haven't seen you in days.

Brandi, you knew

it was going to be like this.

Yeah, but l didn't think

it was going to be this hard.

l am all alone, okay?

You're out getting married.

Okay. This is the only way...

...that we could get you

some money right now.

And then, when Carson turns 30,

we hit the jackpot.

Come here.

You believe me, don't you?

l'd like to introduce to you all...

...Mr. and Mrs. Carson Wheetly.

Who needs a drink?

Happy, healthy....

Wealthy and wise.

Mrs. Wheetly.

l just wanted to say that even though

we did this for practical reasons...

...l am really glad.

l love you.

Baby, l love you too.

We're going to be so happy.

What do you think we should do,

now that we're married?

l don't know.

Should we open our gifts and see

how many blenders we got?

l was thinking of something

a little more fun.

Like wine glasses.

A margarita set?

What a**hole

do you think forgot his keys?

Call the valet, d*ckhead.

ls this a bad time?

Are you here to arrest me again?

lt's hotter than hell out here.

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