Wings: Sky Force Heroes Page #6

I'm going to release the emergency

release that says "emergency release."

- Hold steady.

- Whatever, Fred, just move.

- There's no time.

- Hey, look who it is.

I see the lever.

Just hold still.

Sky force 101, class in session.

Whoo-Hoo!

(GRUNTS)

Here goes nothing.

I can't reach it.

(SCREAMS)

If you're gonna do something,

Fred, you'd better do it fast.

(FRED YELLS)

Don't worry, I got this.

I can do this.

- This is sky force maneuvers.

- Hey, man, that tickles.

Almost there.

(GRUNTING)

Gah... Come on.

Oh, come on, almost.

It's so close, i...

I got it... I got it!

- I got it.

- Come on, Fred!

- What am I doing?

- (JUMBO GROANS)

I really enjoyed working

with you guys.

All right, on nine.

One...

two...

nine!

(ALL YELLING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(YELLING)

- T-BONE:
We're alive, whoo! We're alive!

- ACE:
Whoo!

Right on, Freddie.

Flyboys for life!

Fred?

Wait.

Fred!

- I need a vacation.

- Ah, thank goodness!

You scared me, man.

Don't be doing that!

Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!

I'd say get in here

and hug it out,

Aw, but we already did that.

You boys are okay.

You'd better check

your oil pan, t-Bone.

- Looks like it's been leaking.

- (LAUGHS)

- Boy, were you scared.

- I wasn't scared!

- I have a sweating problem.

- Oooh.

Now let's get back home before

t-Bone here has a heart attack.

(ACE, JUMBO LAUGH)

(T-BONE LAUGHS)

- You said it.

- Ay ay aahoooo!

Oh.

Oh, smile Emoji.

Hey, look, the gang's all here.

(CHEERING) - T-BONE:

There's my cousin Porkchop.

And there's meatloaf.

Hey, what's up Salisbury?

Rib-Eye, how are

you fools doing?

Hey.

Hey.

Yeah, all right.

I guess I did something

right for a change, huh?

T. Y... Thank you. T.H.X. And other

variations in the form of gratitude.

JUMBO:

Man, you shouldn't have.

Say, you mind if we keep this

between ourselves?

Aw, don't sweat it, man.

I got a reputation to protect.

(CHUCKLES) You're a good cargo plane,

ace.

Whoo, that was crazy!

I can't believe you pulled it off.

That was nuts, man!

I was like, "how is he gonna pull off carrying

a five-Ton helicopter with his wings?"

And you were like, "Fred,

I'm pulling off carrying a helicopter

With five-Ton wings," and I was like,

"wow, do it, man. You're insane!"

But we pulled it off.

It was crazy!

- I still can't believe it.

- All right, guys, save the drama for your mama!

- What?

- But, boss, we were just...

Trying to be a hero.

Oh, look at the big hero.

(FRED MOCKING) -

"I'm gonna go save some lives."

Well, we don't want no heroes

and we don't need no heroes.

Got it, chump?

Everyone back to work!

Hmm, guess I told him, huh?

What...

What the hey?

Ow!

My... Who did that?

- You're all fired!

- (ACE CHUCKLES)

- (POP MUSIC PLAYING)

- (VOCALIZING)

FRED:
Another day in that mine,

i was going to lose my mind.

Girl, things you never

never knew before...

Hey, check it out.

This is my jam, Stan. Shockball.

ROBOT:
You look like you

know how to play Shockball.

It's all in the wrist.

Hyah!

Hey, there's that

dust-Cropping guy.

- Didn't he fire us?

- You almost won, but you didn't.

- Now step right outta here.

- Crop duster!

Watch and learn, little girls.

Easy as one, two, three

- Oh, simple as do re mi...

- (BEEPING)

Oh yeah, new high score.

Bull's-Eye!

A shocking turn of events.

- Nice shot!

- (GRUNTS)

Oh man, the Mathletes

are gonna bug out

- When they see this.

- It's like a giant jawbreaker.

You wanna touch it?

In your dreams!

That looks good.

Fred, go win me one of those.

Okay, who's up next?

Lemme teach you a little lesson

in competitive Shockball.

- Gimme that.

- (CRACKLING)

All right, it's all

in the suspension.

- Focus, ready?

- Hit me with your best shot.

Steady, fire!

(YELPING)

- (MOANS)

- ROBOT:
You missed!

No refunds.

Store credit only.

Wait, where'd the ball go?

Hey, ace, you watch what I was doing there?

- (KNOCKS)

- Listen to me, baby...

Maybe if you keep your mouth

closed and your eyes open,

You might learn a thing or two.

Comprende?

Watch it, would ya?

Would you be careful with that thing?

(BANGS) -

Stay out of my backswing this time.

That's like

carnival etiquette 101.

- Ready?

- (SHUDDERS)

Aim.

Get a load of this.

- What's up, my brothers from other mothers?

- Huh?

ROBOT:

Oh, you missed.

- Again.

- No no no no no no.

No, ah ah!

- (CRACKLING)

- (ACE SCREAMING)

You boys enjoying yourselves

tonight?

- This place is sweet!

- Well, I owe you one.

- Yeah.

- So why don't you get yourselves some cotton candy,

- On me?

- Oh boy, I love cotton candy!

Delicious.

But-A but but but.

- Yeah, it's pretty yummy.

- (ALL LAUGH)

(CHATTERS)

FRED:

Look, the show is starting.

("MAI YA HEE" PLAYING)

Flyboys for life!

- Club remix!

- ACE:
Awesome!

(SINGING IN ROMANIAN)

- Yah!

- Whoo!

ACE:
All right, everyone!

Line up like a Broadway musical!

Jumping up and down,

like one, two.

Go go, yeah.

Do-Si-Do.

Come on, little guys.

Uh-Huh.

Make me shake my wings.

ACE:

Oh, I feel it.

Yeah! Oh!

- Hit it.

- Again.

- Whoo!

- (JUMBO SINGING)

ACE:

Go wings!

FRED:

That's the "prop" in propeller.

Yeah!

- JUMBO:
Come on, kids. Show them what you've got.

- Whoo!

Oh yeah, I'm impressed.

Whoo!

T-BONE:

Look at that footwork, eh?

Go jumbo, go jumbo, go jumbo.

T-BONE:
Oh yeah,

let me show you how to t-Bone it.

Back down, ho ho ha!

You're so light on your feet.

Yah!

And shift!

I put the "t" in bone, baby.

And twist!

T-Bone, aren't you gonna do the

Merengue with me? You taught me.

- T-BONE:
Ha ha! I got it, oh yeah!

- JUMBO:
Go jumbo, go jumbo.

Go jumbo.

There ain't any meat

on this t-Bone! Whoo!

- Yeah!

- Wow.

FRED:

Who knew that'd be fun?

ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,

without further ado,

The flying Camacho brothers.

- Whoa!

- JUMBO:
Oh my gosh.

They're almost touching bellies!

(ALL CHEERING)

So incredible.

Man, these guys are good

and they're going up, up,

Up!

And now they're going down.

How do they do that?

Hold on, folks.

It's the piggyback tuck and roll!

- Flawless!

- Maybe I'm just crazy,

But isn't that the same move you

used to do back in sky force?

Yeah, I used to be able

to pull off that trick.

I bet t-Bone could do

that trick in his sleep.

- (LAUGHING)

- Huh, t-Bone?

- Easy-Peasy.

- Lemon squeezy?

Yeah, you just have

to remember to land right.

On your landing gear.

Ha! Yeah, I remember

this one time

I went in wheels first and boy,

was I racking up frequent-Flier miles.

This guy comes out of nowhere

like, "what are you doing?"

(LAUGHS) - Oh, t-Bone,

you are an excellent storyteller.

- Tell me more.

- He is!

- Yeah.

- But but but.

Hey, ace, let's blow this joint.

I want to show you something.

Dude, I've seen your wheelie.

It's not that impressive.

Good night, folks,

and safe travels.

I'm gonna go buzz the tower.

(INSECTS CHIRPING)

Whoa.

(LAUGHS)

It's not so scary when you look

at it from up here, is it?

Uh, Fred, what are

we doing here?

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