Winners and Sinners

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There's a thief!

Let's get him!

There's a thief!

Thief!

Come back here!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Sammo Hung!

You're not Sammo Hung!

What? He's not Sammo Hung?

Catch him, he's up there!

Come back!

Perfect.

PROSTITUTION:

IS ALSO A WAY TO LOVE.

We don't want to leech off society.

We don't just want to sit back and

benefit from the hard work of others.

We're only providing a bit of comfort

to those who are down and out.

Yes!

I ask you, what can be so despicable

about manual labour?

How can it be a sin to work for

the welfare of one's family?

That's right!

I want to say to you all,

any form of entertainment is good.

That's right!

Let's all strive to legalise

prostitution!

Curly, excellent speech!

We're real men.

We will boldly go where we wish.

Yes, that's right! That's right!

Brother Jack.

You want to bribe me?

I stand firm on my principles.

The protest is under way,

as are our complaints

to the legislative councils

until the Governor takes heed

and hears our case.

Just wait and see.

I'm not wasting my time on you.

I can't believe he just refused $3000.

Junkie Ming!

We protest!

We protest! We protest!

Three in a row, quick!

They're trying to get us for

unorganised public demonstration.

Get in line now!

Move!

Yes, line up now!

Yes, that's it. Good.

We're against the unjustified

dismissal of our fellow workers.

Against unjustified dismissal!

What?

What's up with you? Why are you

hugging me? What do you want?

Yes, sure,

I'll get it done.

Jack said we need to show

utter contempt for these employers.

Let's trash this factory!

What?

Wait a minute...

Jack has also asked me to beat up

the boss, right about now!

I'm going to kill you! Stop the fight,

stop it! Hey, stop the fight!

Officer, it's not my fault.

Well, it certainly isn't mine.

Now, get in there!

Hi. Can you clean

my car as well?

Thanks, I'll be back soon.

Where's my key?

Oh, God!

Better luck next time, pal.

You've got some nerve!

Hold it!

I was merely stealing a wheel.

I can be a very cooperative citizen.

Here, Sir.

You can do the rest.

Done.

And evidence for court.

Move it.

Do you have something

more extravagant?

Yes, we do.

Just a moment, please.

Please feel free to look around.

Sure.

Here you are, sir.

I'm sure you'll like this one.

This is not bad.

Hey, Chan!

I haven't seen you for ages!

Fancy seeing you here!

You could have phoned me at least,

my dear friend.

Things must be going well for you.

You haven't even looked me up!

But I've already told you,

it wasn't my fault...

I can't believe you just shot me!

You...

What's going on?

Don't be so nosey. Let's go.

I didn't do it.

May I have a look of that diamond watch?

Here we go

I'm sure you'll like this one.

This one's quite nice.

This is definitely your style.

Not bad.

Hey! Chan!

Haven't see you in ages!

Fancy seeing you here.

So, how are you?

Hey! I told you not to open fire!

I've already told you

that it wasn't my fault.

Everybody stand still!

This is a robbery!

Don't move a muscle!

Miss, stay put, or I'll shoot!

Don't move!

Duck!

Quick! Let's go!

Mister, are you okay? Mister?

I'm fine.

I just need a band-aid.

Oh, no!

You're bleeding quite a bit.

It's nothing, really.

I'm quite used to bleeding.

Officers, the robbers ran off

in that direction.

Come with me.

Mister, you mustn't

aggravate the wound.

What happened here?

He's been shot.

Call an ambulance.

I don't need an ambulance.

Don't worry, its okay. Come with us.

I'm really quite all right.

Let's go.

Hey! All that blood!

Why are you being arrested?

Theft.

Impressive enough for you?

Course not. You got caught,

didn't you? Get in there.

What are you still

standing around for?

Sir, he was here first.

Get a move on.

You're lucky I'm in a good mood,

or you'd be bleeding to death by now.

Sir...

Don't even try.

Where did you get

the counterfeit US dollars?

I withdrew it from my bank.

You mean to tell me your bank

is issuing counterfeit money?!

Sir, the money is not counterfeit.

And you're saying it's real?

Yes.

Now I'm not in such

a good mood anymore.

No! It's fake! I found it.

Good. You just escaped

a potentially very miserable death.

You should have been upfront

with me.

You were asking for trouble.

Now, we'II...

Sir, he just confessed.

Every single note is 100% authentic.

I checked with the bank.

He did make the withdrawal.

And you beat him up like that...

Sir, I'll settle the score.

Sir, he agreed

to drop any complaints.

Hold it.

I've already sent an undercover cop.

Is there something else I can do?

Yes. Track down the litterbugs in the park.

What bad luck.

I was too impulsive.

I'm the oldest and therefore

the "elder" of the pack.

I'm second in line.

I'm third then.

I'm fourth.

Then I'll be the fifth.

From now on,

we must stick together.

Whose turn to clean the toilets?

His.

The air is fresher on the other side.

What's wrong with you? Asthma?

Just re-acquainting myself

with the outside air.

I don't think you'll ever get used to it.

Why don't you get back in there?

Now, don't you follow us around.

Let's go.

Let's wait for Teapot.

No. Let's not.

Come on, let's...

You're right, we should go now.

You guys are not seriously treating

me like this, are you?

Let him come along.

Look at your outfit. Here, take this.

Big brother.

Dad.

I've told you not to speak to me

in English.

Father.

OK.

Are you still having an affair

with our chauffeur?

No. We're planning a proper wedding,

now that you're released.

Greetings, future father-in-law.

Don't be jealous of him.

The next time we're released,

we'll do better.

What! We need to hail a bus

with our legs these days!

Let me try.

A flat?!

Good timing, my friend. Fancy picking

up five passengers here.

Hey, you...

Sometimes one just can't

escape bad karma.

I should really purge your bad auras

from my bus after this.

Ah Sei, up for a game of tiles later?

No. I'd have more luck

hitting on a bunch of nuns.

Really?

Take a look, you can't miss it.

This lot are just out their cells.

Stop honking! What?

In a hurry for the electric chair?

So, Curly,

what were you arrested for?

Oh, I was riding in a bus. The driver

was mumbling this and that,

so I got him off the van, stabbed him

a couple of times and got 3 years.

I had it worse.

A guy gave me a funny look,

so I punched his lights out

and got 2 years for it.

In that case, it's a bargain

spraying acid on someone.

I threw a whole bucketful at a driver

once and I only got a year and a half.

Well, you were lucky, because

I also did something with acid,

and I got 10 years for it.

What did you do with that acid?

I made the bloke drink it.

I don't care about jail terms.

It's about stuffing anyone who annoys me.

You can't be easy on them.

How many years will we get

for burning a mini-van?

Mr. Driver, got a light?

No, no I don't.

Let's get off the subject,

it just winds me up.

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