Wise Guys

We're arriving.

Hurry.

Here we are.

Look there!

Can you see what I see?

Holy sh*t!

Who is that bastard

who dares taking our place?

It got to be a joke.

Wait a minute little scum.

We won't miss him.

Come on, help us.

- Full to the brim.

- Yes Sir.

Is that yours?

Excuse me?

This car, is it yours?

I'd like to know who allowed you.

Mister doesn't live in Paris.

Who cares?

Otherwise he would know that

this place is mine!

I see, I see. So I am the wrong one.

What's happening?

What do you want?

Those people are permanent,

so they have some rights.

Well, well.

I ask you pardon for

damaging you privileges.

But I won't congratulate you.

We're not asking for that.

That would take the cake.

See you soon, idiot!

Listen.

I'm planning on a vengeance.

This evening, for the first time of my life,

somebody hurt me.

My little car was moved

without my agreement.

This little monster deserves a good lesson.

Cruel.

He doesn't know Ronald.

For an eye, the face.

For a teeth...

But we have to wait.

Let's be patient.

Let's be hypocritical.

Let's be another.

Let's make up our smile.

I'll get it.

Yes?

Who are you calling for?

Who's talking?

No Sir, he's not home yet.

With my smoking I'll tell him Sir.

I'll tell him Sir.

Yes, I'll tell him.

Good bye Sir.

I'll get my vengeance.

I don't know how yet...

but God will participate.

I need a miracle.

Satan is mine!

Who is she?

Amboisine.

- You know her?

- A little bit.

She's cheeky.

The most beautiful butt of the city.

Admirable.

What a nice ass.

Are we going?

Let's go.

She went there.

Here she is.

Bernard, help me.

I don't know you.

I don't know you.

I don't know you.

I don't know you.

Now that we've met, can I go to your home?

Are you living alone?

My house is too little for the two of us.

Good bye.

Wait a minute!

I said good bye.

How big is your house?

We'll see.

Admit that you're disconcerting.

I can change my mind.

Be quiet. The caretaker is redoubtable.

Saint-Gobin.

La Jugeotte.

You're crazy. My uncle is sleeping. If he

wakes up, he will cut off my allowance.

Show some tact please.

What is La Jugeotte?

My name.

You real name?

Yes, like Saint-Gobin for you.

Where will I sleep?

Here.

It's not very appropriate.

Well, aren't we friends?

Yes.

But when we sleep together, we make love.

Of course.

That's the point.

Does it bother you?

That's not it.

So what?

You're in a hurry.

Hurry up.

Are you deaf?

If my uncle come in, I'm dead.

Careful, he's coming!

You came back late yesterday.

Really?

At my age I sleep with one eye open.

This mess is probably...

Watch out, you're gonna tear my clothes.

The more torn the more fashion.

You're an early riser today,

what's happening?

Well, I...

I have a lesson.

A lesson?

Yes. By the way, I need some gas.

Take a bus.

Uncle.

Are you serious?

Am I serious? I hear "Am I serious"!

Well,

how much do you need?

I don't know... 50000.

Here is...

Thank you uncle.

Don't thank me, it's a pleasure.

But no more burnout.

The miracle happened,

thank you Satan.

Not a word, lovely witch.

Hello Madam.

I'm listening to you.

What to you need?

I have no more.

I've just sold all I have to this man.

Maybe he will sell you some.

Certainly not.

Is it a gift?

You're an angel,

your daisy where a pleasure.

I couldn't find chrysanthemums.

What does he do?

He's fantastic.

I forgot the strawberries.

Strawberries of love.

Let's go to the other room.

I didn't know you love painting.

Here is the radio from

the vernissage of the gallery...

Blessed be this vernissage

who let us met again.

I admit you impressed me.

Why?

I didn't think you could act.

Talk big, yes.

Argue endlessly in front of

your friends, ok.

But be an action man...

You're too kind.

But my efficient isn't worth yours.

You're very young.

I am experienced.

Dear Ronald.

Dear Arthur.

Don't you have finished to talk together?

We need to breath.

I was going to say it.

If you steal my sentences,

we'll be friends.

I invite you for diner.

We'll get to know each other better.

Here is the sun.

Nothing wake you up better than sunlight.

Children, I got to go.

Where?

A lunch with my aunt Suzanne.

Is this also yours?

Yes.

It must be expensive.

Yes. The most expensive but the chicest.

How rich!

Yeah.

Do you know that Charlie Chaplin and

Bernard Buffet have the same one?

I'm hungry.

Really? I invite you.

That's a good idea.

But not like that.

She is very elegant and cousin Henri

doesn't joke with this.

Cousin Henri?

He doesn't matter. Come.

It's very beautiful.

How much is it?

It's wonderful.

Here my dear.

It was made to suit you.

Yes, it's nice.

Alright,

try to seduce cousin Henri.

It's already done.

Excuse me.

Miss.

Mom.

When is the marriage?

In 2 years.

Yes, when she finishes her studies.

Congratulations.

It's a long time.

It's life.

I need the fianc.

The fianc, I want him.

Are you crazy?

She pinched me.

She makes me regretting my young days.

Not there.

Here, on the table.

Yes Madam.

Goodbye Madame.

Goodbye my dear.

Goodbye.

Excuse me.

Adorable.

See you tonight.

I pick you up at 6?

Yes.

Goodbye.

Henri.

Yes Ronald?

Henri, show the house to my friends.

It will be a pleasure Ronald.

Please follow me,

I'll show you the bedroom of

a mathematician.

What does the cross mean?

Do you like classical music?

Massenet, Bruno, Lon Devi,

Rimsky-Korsakov...

Come on, tell us what the cross means.

What?

The cross, here.

Come here and sit down.

It's funny how comfortable I am with you.

Show me what you look like without glasses.

Ok, but I can't see without it.

Who are these people?

I beg you pardon.

What are they doing?

I wonder.

Take off your tie.

Are you undressing me?

- Yes.

- Really?

It's better like that.

And your collar...

Well, it's more decent.

You look American like that.

- Sportive?

- Yes.

That's how I love it.

I'm going to the dining room.

Your house is very sweet.

Did you see the whole house?

How noisy.

I'll tell them to lower.

No no no no no no...

They are doing it for Rimsky-Korsakov.

I don't care, it's beautiful.

It was for you.

It's the domestic.

She is Spanish.

You have to bear their idiosyncrasy

if you want to keep them.

Ronald, sonny boy,

I really need you

for my annual donation.

You know dear aunt

that as long as it concern charity

I'll be here for you.

Find me some sideshow.

Attractions that would be original.

Decorate my summer room.

You have delightful tastes.

Good bye. See you later.

Come back. Good bye.

Tell me, will you introduce me

to other fiancs?

Do you like them?

It amuses me. It amuses me.

It amuses me.

She's right, it's amusing.

Are you coming with us?

Put the table here.

Put lights. Put a seat here with chairs.

And... a beautiful chair.

Did you learn your text?

Put it there.

Put it there.

Find some place.

I have something to tell you.

I'm in a hurry.

How is Arthur doing?

He's fine but I have caught cold.

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