Wit Page #7

Very clever.

'''Shucks,' said the little bunny.

'''l might just as well stay where l am...

'''and be your little bunny.'

''And so he did.

'''Have a carrot,' said the mother bunny.''

Wonderful.

Time to go.

''And flights of angels

sing thee to thy rest.''

Prof. Bearing, how you feeling today?

kidneys gone.

''Highly unresponsive.''

Wait a second.

Four-five-seven-five.

Code blue, room 707.

Dr. Posner, P-O-S-N-E-R. Hurry up.

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine...

ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,

fourteen, fifteen.

-What are you doing?

-Goddamn code--

-She's DNR!

-She's research!

She's no code!

She's no code!

Kelekian gave the order

and you were there, you saw it yourself!

God, the code.

Cancel code, Room 707.

Sue Monahan, primary nurse.

l got it.

No, the patient is no code. She's DNR!

-The patient is DNR!

-Clear!

Listen, she's ''do not resuscitate''!

The patient is no code!

The patient is no code,

the order was given.

Stop it!

Do not resuscitate!

Move out of the way, go!

Clear.

-l made a mistake!

-The patient is no code!

-Who the hell are you?

-l'm Sue Monahan, the primary nurse.

Let me see the goddamn chart.

The patient is no code.

Just get away from her.

''Do not resuscitate. Kelekian.''

The order was put in yesterday.

-lt's a doctor screw-up.

-What is he, a resident?

Got us up here on a DNR.

Called a code on a no-code.

''Death

''Be not proud

''Though some have called thee

mighty and dreadful

''For thou art not so

''For those whom thou think'st,

thou dost overthrow

''Die not, poor death

''Nor yet canst thou kill me

''Thou art slave to Fate

''Chance, kings, and desperate men

''And dost with poison,

war and sickness dwell

''And poppy or charms

can make us sleep as well

''And better than thy stroke

''Why swell'st thou then?

''One short sleep past

''We wake eternally

''And death shall be no more, ''

Comma.

''Death thou shalt die''

by 6o6

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