With This Ring Page #3

Yes. Because your blog

is like the black TMZ...

...and you haven't written one word

about Keith's wife cheating on him.

That's because there is no proof.

- What if I got proof?

Woo.

That's a mighty big 'if'.

If I got proof,

would you print it?

I'm sure I could find an angle.

Oh my goodness.

If there's proof.

- Okay.

And just like that.

Dr. Frankenstein released the monster.

Are we going to submit

these things or what?

Count of 3.

3...

...SPY

EYEWEAR:

No matter where you go in the world,

Once you leave the United States,

the coffee tastes better.

That is so true.

One of the places I always

wanted to go is Greece.

I wonder what's going on over there.

I don't know, or Italy.

I'm open.

I always love traveling

and seeing the world.

You must have go everywhere, huh?

Excuse me, sir.

Are you the driver of that vehicle?

Oh. Is it the meter?

I have change.

Sir, are you aware that vehicle

was reported stolen earlier today?

Stand up, sir.

I'm placing you under arrest.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used

against you in the court of law.

You have the right to an attorney.

If you cannot afford an attorney,

one will be appointed to you by the court.

Do you understand your rights

since I had read them?

Normally, I only date really pretty chicks.

Like girls on BET, models.

- Those aren't models.

Even though you're not hot like that,

It's real cool to conversate

with someone so smart.

It's 'converse', actually.

See? That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Too bad I'm so ugly, right?

You're not that bad.

You ever thought abut

getting your breast done?

I used to strip,

like yeah.

They used to call me the 'Brown Hornet'.

I had a stinger and everything.

It was crazy. Yeah.

Then I changed my name to 'Black Thor'.

Got to take my special powers

to pick up this hammer.

I got a latex allergy,

so I never use condoms.

But everybody I slept with,

they looked cool.

You know what I'm saying.

They...

Does it look that I got something?

I also run a small key ministry.

It's about 13 kids.

12 of them are mine.

I just found out.

You know I'm not all the way paid up

on my child support so...

We're kind of being like a mobile ministry.

We're jumping around a little bit,

because they will find you.

Let me tell you.

Pal-Page

Kitty is shopping in Beverly Hills

Viviane says she wants proof,

I'll get her proof.

And Trista...

Whatever.

Suite 1200

FERTILITY SPECIALIS Oh no...

The parties aren't as interesting

when you have to go.

But, when I don't

I don't feel like I'm doing my job.

And when I do go,

I feel guilty you know for leaving my son.

The true is I don't even know

if I want to do this anymore.

I.

I actually want to write a book.

You know?

You look a lot smaller in your online photo.

Oh, Hey.

Hey.

How was your work day?

Actually, it was a date.

It was.

It was great.

So much fun.

Oh.

How come you're home so early?

I figured you would want to

go home early for a change.

Excuse me for being considered.

Try to do you a favor,

I mean.

Remember we have a meeting

with Cory's councilor next week.

Yeah, I'll be there.

Bye.

One good thing I have at that date.

Why do I have to go on these damn dates?

What I really want is right here at home.

I could really just try it with Shawn.

Why does Trista get to say

how the damn Vow works anyway?

Why does Trista have to know?

Account canceled.

So. It's pretty adventurous, having a

first date on Valentine's Day, huh?

You know, Harry (Hairy)...

- Larry.

Larry.

I figure, why play games?

If I wasn't single,

I wouldn't be online dating.

Well, I'm glad that you feel that way.

I'm sorry, there's a hair in my drink.

- So sorry.

Can you just bring me another one, please?

Thank you.

Try one of my shrimp.

- Oh no.

No, no, no...

- Oh. Come on.

Try one of my shrimp. Come on.

- No, no. I'm good, Harry.

Try one of my shrimp.

- No.

Are you okay?

- Yes. No.

Sorry, I just need some...

I need some hair. Some air.

Excuse me.

Jeffery?

What are you doing here?

It's time, Trista.

- Time for what?

No.

No, you're the guy Amaya has to be with

if the vow doesn't work.

It's all one and the same,

isn't it?

1 Ice Cream Sandwich and 1 wedding ring.

But I wanted a cherry bomb.

Yeah, but. I think it's time for you

to settle... settle... settle...

No.

No.

No....

...319 DAYS REMAINING

I think I have post-traumatic

dating syndrome.

Me too.

My date even made me

more committed to the vow.

Your date?

You only had one date, Viviane?

I've been busy.

Do you remember when we were in college

and we did the master cleanse.

And Amaya and I were fainting

and had chastised by day 10,

and you didn't tell us

you started eating again on day 3?

I had a deadline. I needed my strength.

And your point is what?

My point is.

You're not doing the Vow, are you?

There is nothing I want more

than to be married in a year.

How's Amaya's devious little plan going?

She was at my house last night,

if that tells you anything.

It tells me it was Valentine's Day

and he's married.

Preaching to the choir.

You know what?

I'm emailing her right now.

How is

the vow working?

I am flailing... Viviane is flaking

Okay,

Ten and a half months to get a husband.

Seriously,

how are we gonna to do this?

To:
Nate Adamson

Subject:
how is the vow working?

Send.

Mr. Nilson is ready for you.

Hey Viv,

I got to go.

I heard. Good luck.

- Thank you baby. I'll call you after.

The problem with Terrance Robb

is that he's represented by you.

Not you. You because...

you have so many big clients.

Now I would like to be on Terrance's team

specifically representing him for indes...

...so that we would never missed

that Oscar winning role again.

Warren and I discussed a similar strategy.

And?

- And we were thinking Nate.

Right.

Well.

Thank you for listening.

No, no.

Nate didn't walk in here with this idea.

He can be a liaison on the musical thing.

That was his.

But half the inde producers

in this town are women.

Does Nate has a vagina?

- No.

Months before the 'A Dirty Job' was cast,

I read it and I emailed

the script to everyone.

And I said,

this would be perfect for Terrance Robb.

It turns out I was right.

Let me know when

you made your decision.

Pretty sure you meant to

send this to somebody else.

How's the year going so far?

This is not what you think it is.

So you and your friends didn't make

a vow to be married within a year?

I just wanted to tell you...

...you should probably be a little

more careful with your emails.

Well, thank you for that

unsolicited advice, Nate.

But I'm trying to get some work done.

Perhaps you should try it.

Please return my property.

Alright, well.

I'll see you tonight.

Get out.

So this one is from The Ivy,

when she was having

lunch with Darryl Crane,

the footballer player.

What NFL player do you know

goes to The Ivy allegedly by himself?

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