Without Warning

Randy!

Oh, boy!

Randy!

Come on dammit!

Yo!

Hey, you're missing one

of God's great creations.

The sun's just beginning to peak.

Hubba hubba boy. Let's get with it!

I ain't going to tell you again now.

Get out here!

Look dad, you go out,

go on without me.

I'm going to sleep a while longer.

I want you to get dressed,

and get out here on the double!

Hubba! Hubba!

We got a full day ahead of us.

I been up for an hour already!

So you been up for an hour already.

Hubba. Hubba.

Hey! This water smells funny.

It tastes funny too.

It's probably bad water.

The water's good.

Something wrong with you.

It's just fresh, no chemicals.

Now, will you get the lead out?

Well you never know.

I mean, the way industrial waste

gets thrown around these days.

There's probably some big industry up

there that's just

dumping in this river

and polluting the hell out of it.

You looking for something?

Garbage. Trash.

Dad, why does it always

have to be like this?

Like what son?

You and me.

I mean we can never

agree on anything.

We can never be on the same side.

Load it.

Well boy, there's not a feeling

to beat this in the whole world,

nothing in the whole bloody world.

Look, the sun's almost

up all the way now.

Don't you think we've

missed all the animals?

I swear you got that

pessimism from your mother.

You didn't get it from me.

If you'd lived with me all those years

you'd be a man now instead of a sissy.

Being a man doesn't mean I have

to come out here with a big gun

and shoot little animals that

aren't even a threat to me.

I missed the son of a b*tch.

What's the matter son? Scare you?

Now, what was it you were

saying to me about being a man?

Forget it.

Probably wouldn't understand.

Well there's good hunting left.

I'm going to get me some game today,

one way or the other,

I'm going to shoot me something.

Help! Help!

Help!

Help me son!

Should be fun at the lake today, huh?

Yeah. You'll like Greg.

Well, what do you know about him?

He's a friend of Tom's, that's all.

Look at, Tom would not set you

up with a geek, you know?

This is money in the bank.

I'm serious.

- You think so? Huh?

- I'm not kidding. You'll see.

That's cool Beth, take your time.

That's good.

I mean that's cool.

Hi, Tom. How you doing?

Hi, Tom.

Would you say hello to her please?

Hello. Hello.

Look, you'll be safe with Greg.

I personally guarantee it. Okay?

Let's go.

Off to the mountains.

Huh, it looks like it's closed.

Do you believe this?

Typical.

I've got to go to the ladies room.

I'll go with you.

Yeah, all right. Go ahead.

I'll get the gas.

What is that?

Somebody shot a bobcat.

Gosh, that's horrible.

It's all right.

It's dead now. Go ahead.

There it is.

Great.

Terrific. It's locked.

Why don't you try the men's room?

Great. The story of

my life, you know.

Sandy, don't start laughing.

Cause if you start laughing,

then I'm in trouble.

I'm not laughing.

Sandy!

What the hell are you doing in here?

This is the men's latrine.

Well my girlfriend, she needed it,

and the women's room was...

What's that mean?

Huh?

No chance, no help, no escape.

I can't figure kids out today.

Where the hell is everyone?

Amazing.

Maybe that doesn't matter.

These old pumps don't lock.

Crank that up for me will you?

So, what do you think of Sandy?

Seems like a very nice girl.

So where are they?

Women, in the bathroom, right?

Here they are now.

Are you ready?

Yeah, well we had to

use the men's room.

You know, you guys write really

weird things on bathroom walls.

What are you talking about?

Somebody wrote no chance,

no help, no escape.

Yeah, and there was a

strange man in there too.

- Is he still in there?

- No.

Let's get out of here,

we don't have to pay for the gas.

What do you mean? Wait a minute.

Come on. Let's pay for the gas.

Hey come on, Tom. Huh?

I mean, it's not like it's a

big oil company or something.

- Let's pay them.

- Well, I'm paying.

- Hello?

- Hello?

Anybody home?

What is this?

Let's get out of here, you guys.

This place really

gives me the creeps.

Hey, wait a second.

Baby rats.

Sandy look at...

Oh, gosh, isn't it cute?

I think we better get out of here.

What the hell are you

kids doing in here?

We were looking for you.

We were going to pay for

the gas we took outside.

We took $10, here's $20.

$12.80.

Ain't seen you kids before.

What are you doing around here?

We were just going to the lake.

Oh, I'd stay away from

there if I was you.

How come?

Well, it's hunting season.

There's been more than

one accident over there

with strangers in these parts.

I guess we might get mistaken

for some deer or something.

Look, I'm telling you.

Don't go down to the lake.

Did you shoot all these animals?

Yeah, that's right.

Every one of them.

Why?

You've never been hunting have you?

No, and I don't plan to either.

Oh, it's a good sport,

as long as you follow the rules.

Yeah, well I don't see it as a sport.

I don't think I could

ever kill an animal.

Well it depends on the animal

and who's doing the hunting.

Besides, I never kill for the sport.

I eat what I kill, and the

sport is in the tracking

and the hunting, not in the kill.

Yeah, well that's wonderful, but,

I think we should really be going.

Yeah, yeah let's go.

Come on, come on. Let's go.

I'm telling you kids not to go

down to the lake, please.

It's full of hunters

this time of year now.

I'm warning you.

Okay.

Okay, we won't go to the lake.

We won't go.

All right.

That guy has a real cheerful outlook.

Mine eyes have seen the glory

of the coming of the Lord.

72 bottles of beer on the wall

All right men, halt.

Check rations and ammo.

We're going to camp here for a while.

Now, I want to talk with you men.

All my life I have wanted

to lead a troop of men

like you into the wilderness.

Today is the day.

I am leading you into the wilderness.

Now, these are hallowed mountains.

A great Indian tribe called the Guapo

lived, hunted,

roamed in these tribes.

They weren't like the Apache or

the Iroquois or the Chippewa.

Did they kill Custer?

No. No. The Guapo were

famous for raising beans.

They were a bean raising tribe.

But being a scout, one is never lost,

because we have our compass and we...

You can see, see by the...

Now this stream,

this goes downstream,

and all streams empty into a lake,

and the lake empties

into the ocean. Doesn't it?

Of course it does.

Now, boys, men,

without leaving this trail,

I want you to pick up

a rock or a branch,

and bring it home to mom and

dad as a memento of our trip.

No rattlesnakes though,

because rattlesnakes carry germs.

All right men. Dismissed.

Hey!

Anybody home?

Anybody home?

Hello there!

Anybody home?

I could use some help.

Anybody in there?

I've got some cub scouts

down the way and...

And my blisters are killing me.

Hello?

Anybody out there?

Anybody there?

Come on now.

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Sensational.

Sensational. The man

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