Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie Page #2

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Okay, if I give you my wand,

I'll only be able to do hand magic.

The idea is no magic.

I can't just not do magic for two weeks.

We're going to the Caribbean.

That's one of the most magical places

in the entire universe.

This is because of Alex, isn't it?

Justin. It's not always because of...

Well, okay, yes. Just give me the wand.

- Come on.

- Come on.

- Give me the wand.

- Give me the wand.

All right.

"Sticky note to self,

do not forget sticky notes."

Okay, it's time, people!

Everybody ready?

Ready!

Okay.

Who needs underwear?

Ready!

Ready!

Ready?

Smile!

Tell me this is not the cutest thing

you've ever seen.

(LAUGHS) Yeah. Sorry.

A real family vacation.

This is gonna be so much fun!

You guys are gonna love this resort.

It has everything.

Yes, it's beautiful.

You know it's where your father and I

first met each other.

- She's going to tell it.

- Please don't tell it.

Did I ever tell you the story?

And she's telling it.

It was the summer

after I graduated from college.

I was lying by the pool, right?

And I had just ordered

this papaya smoothie.

- It was a guava smoothie.

- It was a guava smoothie.

Actually, honey,

it was a guava smoothie.

No, no, no, no.

Why would I order a guava smoothie?

I don't even like guavas.

(LAUGHS) So, somehow I spilled

papaya all over your father's shirt.

- Guava.

- Guava.

But then I looked up into his eyes

and I knew.

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

This is the man for me.

It was love at first sight.

(ALEX GROANS)

No visuals, please.

(MOANING)

Or audio.

We're here!

(SIGHS)

I have never been more happy to

be somewhere I didn't want to be

in my entire life.

Hola and welcome to paradise.

And the happiness continues.

MAX:
Sweet!

JERRY:
Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Put that back.

Are those included in the price?

Yes. Of course.

Welcome to the Caribbean.

Everybody take two.

(THERESA THANKS IN SPANISH)

- Enjoy.

- I'll just take the whole tray.

Well, I'm Javier. I'm one

of the activities counselors here.

Well, that's great because I already

know the first thing I'd like you to do.

- Would you take our picture?

- Yeah. Of course.

Smile.

Say, "Paradise."

- Paradise.

- Not likely.

(EX CLAIMS)

Jerry, look, it's that little gift shop where

we bought those coconut monkeys!

Remember? Let's take a picture of it.

I love those monkeys.

(MAX SLURPING)

Great outfits.

What is going on?

Where's everybody going?

I'm going snorkeling.

Once you get used to swimming

in a fish's toilet bowl, it's awesome.

To see the ruins.

The most important battles of the first

and third troll wars were fought there.

I don't know, but I'm getting out of here.

No. No. No. This is a family vacation.

Your mother's right. We should be

doing everything together.

With you? In public? Looking like that?

So we're all in agreement.

(SINGING) Hey

Hey

Oh, yeah

You don't know what we can find

Why don't you come with me, little girl

On a magic carpet ride

- Get up there! Get up there!

- MAX:
Oh, I'm beating you, Justin.

Right between my sound machine

- THERESA:
Come on, Alex!

- You got to at least try, honey!

On a cloud of sound I drift in the night

Any place it goes is right

Goes far, flies near,

to the stars away from here

Well, you don't know what we can find

Why don't you come with me, little girl

On a magic carpet ride

You don't know what we can see

Why don't you tell your dreams to me

Fantasy will set you free

Close your eyes now

Look inside now

Let the sound take you away

Last night I held Aladdin's lamp

And so I wished that I could stay

Before the thing could answer me

Well, someone came

and took the lamp away

I looked around

a lousy candle's all I found

Well, you don't know what we can find

MALE GUARD:
Come back here!

Come back with my helmet!

Why don't you come with me, little girl

On a magic...

(THANKS IN SPANISH)

Oh. Alex, honey,

don't you just love the ancient walls

and the cobblestone streets?

You know what? Your dad and I walked

these very streets

on one of our very first dates.

It must have been pretty

when it was new.

Hey. This attitude of yours?

That's what's getting old.

I'm sorry, but it's just memory lane is

turning out to be the longest road ever.

When are we gonna do something

I want to do?

You're right. You're right.

We haven't got to do something

you want to do.

You get to choose next, all right?

Did I mention

Javier teaches windsurfing?

Theresa, look.

- Ooh! My favorite earrings.

- Dude, check it out.

Top 100 must-see wizard sightings

on the island.

I wonder

why we haven't been to any yet.

Wait. I know.

ARCHIE:
Ladies and gentlemen, can I

have your attention

for just one moment?

Prepare to...

Fine. You want magic?

There's your magic.

And now the beautiful Giselle

will find your card, sir.

Your card. Here we go.

Are you ready? Yes, you will.

Remember what it is?

Okay, there you go.

Just not that one.

Which one do you think it is?

Not that one. No, wrong one.

Go ahead. Try again.

It's the eight of clubs.

The one I'm shoving in your mouth.

Like we rehearsed. Like we rehearsed.

There it is! The eight...

She dropped it. Hang on.

Eight of clubs! Amazing!

What do you say?

Pretty amazing is what I say.

Pretty pathetic is what I say.

Anybody? Anybody?

You know what the problem is

with you two?

You don't know how

to make your own fun.

ARCHIE:
It's a magical balloon trick.

(BLOWS)

Excuse me, sir. I'd like to volunteer.

Okay. I wasn't really aware

that I was asking for volunteers.

(LAUGHS)

- Right. Got any money?

- Yes.

Hope that didn't break you.

Right. First of all,

- I will need your drink.

- Why?

Because I'm doing eight shows a day

in the blazing sun.

Here, try and blow this up.

Strong lungs?

(SQUAWKS)

Now, ladies and gentlemen,

boys and girls,

the incredible needle through balloon.

The needle through...

Oh, yeah. By the way,

if you happen to see

la policia anywhere,

don't keep it to yourselves, okay?

Because we're having issues. Thanks.

Needle through the balloon.

Okay, that's weird.

Watch out.

(CROWD LAUGHING)

(YELLS)

No. No.

(ARCHIE YELLS)

- Max.

- Come on.

- No!

- Oh, yeah. Now that's a great trick.

(YELLS)

Whoa!

(CROWD LAUGHING)

Thank you. That was good, right?

I totally meant for that to happen.

- Nicely done.

- ARCHIE:
Thank you!

That's got to be worth something.

Thank you. Thank you. Anything else?

ARCHIE:
Brilliant.

You're awesome. Very good.

Hey! Hey! Kiddo! Hey, hold on!

I want to talk to you. Just hold on.

Hold on a second! Hold...

Jeez, he's coming. Yeah, all right.

I'm going.

Hello, Bert. How's the missus?

Excuse me. Nice truncheon.

Hey! Come back!

JERRY:
What were you thinking?

Is it my fault

that the guy's a great magician?

All right. Look, I'm sorry,

but it was just training magic.

It's no big deal.

I promise you nobody's

gonna figure out that we're wizards.

ARCHIE:
You're wizards?

- Maybe just one person.

- What? No.

(CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY)

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