Wolf Mother Page #2

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- I loved him so much.

- This has been absolutely

the worst day for me.

It keeps on gettin' worse too.

Listen, I'm in the

middle of a divorce,

and I'm in the middle of places

that I really don't

wanna talk about.

(crying)

Please, do you have any

tissues or something?

- Yeah.

- So embarassing for me.

Oh, thank you.

She just upped and left

me just like that.

I mean, you know, took everything,

took my baseball glove,

took the kids, took

everything, you know?

Didn't even tell me anything.

She told me nothing.

Just gone, I go home

and it's all gone.

- That's horrible.

- It is horrible.

- You know, my...

(clearing sinuses)

- [Ben] Yes?

- You know, my husband

and I just separated.

- No sh*t.

You know, sometimes

I think things

are just meant to be, Jackie.

- How do you know my name?

- I'm sorry?

- I lost my tag.

- Are you an actress?

- Maybe.

- See, see, now how

did I know that?

I know people in

Hollywood, you know.

I can make that sh*t

f***in' happen.

- [Jackie] Oh sh*t.

- [Ben] Oh, you have great tits.

Oh yeah.

- Oh yeah.

- Oh, I want you, yeah.

You're not wearing anything.

You're not wearing underwear,

you naughty thing.

Jesus Christ.

I know, I know. - Tonight.

- Tonight, yeah, yeah.

Where do you live,

where do you live?

(whispering) Where do you live?

See you tonight, right? - Yeah.

I'm out the window

at the count of two

'Cause it's a dirty lie

and I'm not gonna ride

- I gotta get my

sh*t together, man.

Oh, she's nice.

I'm not gonna ride

One-eyed old moon

Tell me can't you see

I am one of those that'll ride

(moaning)

- Oh, that's hard, Terry stop.

F***.

Oh, it hurts.

F***in' a**hole.

What's wrong with you?

- You think I could

spend the night here?

- [Jackie] F*** you.

- [Ben Voiceover] Now

you're probably askin'

how the hell was I gonna

get in after hours?

He was young and impressionable.

All I know is that while I was

toolin' his uncircumcised

managerial longhorn, my eyes

were anything but focused

on his sack.

Oh, and about those cameras.

Yeah, I didn't have

to worry about that.

The queer had it off.

What can I say?

It was the only thing

I was ever solid at.

If I had learned

how to walk on water

I would have my sea legs

carry me back to the shore

- [Ben] Someone stole my pearls.

(laughing)

Somebody's not going to

college next year or ever.

These are bullshit.

I'm takin' you with me.

Being a little kid thief,

it gave me some

popularity in school too.

It's not like my rents

gave a f*** about me.

Nah, it was all about

the thirst to live.

(buzzing)

Hey little sister,

don't be afraid

Even though that's what

the newspapers seem to say

- [Ben Voiceover] In one

weekend, two night sleepover,

I walked away with enough

cheddar stacks to start

a fresh existence.

I never need to finger

another individual again.

Honestly, that

thought set me free.

No more bein' a loser, robbin'

stores, mothers, homeless.

See, I had to do this one

final bad to do good,

and if that's what it took to

end this fail I was livin',

so be it.

Yeah, well, keep

dreamin', people.

(sirens blaring)

It ended just a tad differently.

God damn it.

F***!

F***, f***!

The f*** do you want?

The decision that I'd make

next would change everything.

- She said you raped her.

- What?

Rape?

No, I don't think so, Joe.

I don't remember her

runnin' away when she paid

for that roach motel.

- You have proof of that?

- Proof of what?

- That she paid for the room.

- Fellas, take a look at me.

Take the time to take

a good look at me.

- You like treatin' women like that, Mr.

- Brooklyn?

- Alright, wait a second.

- This ain't the first time

we had you in here for

somethin' like this.

- Wait a second.

- Yes?

- Before I answer your question,

which is a good one by the way,

what you're telling me is

that I'm here because some

bank clerk said I raped her?

- It could be classified a

non-consensual situation, yes.

- And that's it?

Well, let me tell you

something, Columbo.

They're only good for one

thing, and that's the wet spot.

You dig?

- Well, while we have you here,

by chance, just by chance,

you wouldn't happen to

know who shot a cop

in the valley last Monday?

- No.

What the f*** is this?

- Oh, that's Panda Bear.

He's kind of a

celebrity around here.

- The f*** is he doin'?

- [Detective] Go ahead, Panda.

Yeah, that's right, and

you have no idea, do ya,

who may have put our

officer in a coma?

- Coma?

- That's right, a coma!

- No, I don't!

- Go on, Panda.

Let him have it.

Come on, buddy, I

want some info.

Whenever you're ready.

(pounding) (shouting)

I want some information.

I want to know who the

f*** shot that officer!

And I want to know why he's

in a coma, goddamn it!

That's a nice 45.

- [Ben Voiceover]

Can you believe it?

After everything, they brought

me in 'cause I was rough

in bed with the clerk.

Now, before I continue,

let me just be real.

I shot the cop in the leg.

I didn't know the impact

of his melon smashing

into the pavement was gonna

cause a goddamn coma.

I never shot anyone in my life,

and I sure as hell didn't

plan on a cop being my first.

I never had any intentions

to hurt anybody,

but what was I supposed to do?

One second you think you're

gonna spend the rest

of your life in prison

only to find out

it'll just be for a handful

of days for stolen plates,

which is why my raunchy

ass was pulled over

in the first place.

(sirens blaring)

- Yo, man, goin'

anywhere special?

I'm stuck in the '70s too.

- A little dark to be

wearin' those shades,

don't you think whore?

Oh God, you leeches are

nothing but trouble.

- Oh, why's that, huh baby?

We're honest, right?

We give a service for

an agreed price tag.

It's not like we're

robbin' banks or nothin'.

- What I said was, bimbo,

your gender as a whole

is a bullshit joke.

- What, I'm not

good enough for ya?

I'll do anything you want.

Primo stuff here, man.

Anything, name it.

- What do you think, you

think I'm a f***in' idiot?

- I'm not a cop.

- Well, how do I know that?

- I'm hungry, okay?

I'm embarrassed, man.

- [Ben Voiceover]

It was her eyes.

Nothin' else, it was her eyes.

- I moved to New York when I

was 14, then back to Austin,

then to the Boulevard

of Broken BJs.

Anyways, what I was sayin',

this girl and her pooch

were sittin' on the subway

platform in New York.

Homeless as sh*t, real bad.

This pup, this pup was

all she had in life.

And wouldn't you know it,

someone called the SPCA on her.

They came and they

took the only thing

this girl had in life.

Her best friend, her partner.

It upset someone that they had

to see this animal suffer

every day on their way

to their cubical,

yet this gal, this human bein',

which hundreds of thousands

of rich white fucks

passed every f***in' day,

not once tried to help.

But a dog.

So I ask you, what kind

of world do we live in

when we're willin'

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